Sichuan dialect sketch: listening, laughing and living lines.

I can't believe everyone here thinks I'm a freak who slaps. I haven't seen you for a long time. Oh, what are you doing here? I smiled happily. You mean you haven't admitted it yet. You don't have to admit it. All right, let's make a bet today. Let's make a bet. 38+0 a dime-why bet a dime on 100-if you want to bet on 100, you have to bet on 100 and tell everyone that everyone will testify for us, that is to say, if I don't gamble, I will lose100 and he will win 65430. -You're talking nonsense, and I'm still losing money 100. -Well, you lie in your ear and you lose 100 yuan. -Go get it, go get it and come to my house in three days. -Nothing doesn't exist. Why don't you go back to your residence in three days and discuss it with your wife? I'll go to your place in three days, and I won't give you my money. So today we will broadcast live. -Get it, get it, get us. Take you to the roof for a while. Do you really have a good party? -Take everything to my house. -Oh, I'll go first. You'll be right back, you hear me? -Same old road.