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Women joked that they were afraid of darkness and green.

I received a phone call saying that it was my leader and asked me to pay 50 thousand yuan for emergency. I said, pay right away! After a sleep, I called again and asked why I haven't paid yet.

I said I was in a hurry to go out and forgot to bring my money. I only brought two cards, the one with money has been degaussed, and the other card has no money. 500 yuan is required to reissue the card. Can I have a replacement card for 500 yuan first?

He listened to the silence for a long time, and finally said, why should our peers be embarrassed?