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Describe a sad circle of friends with low salary and many things.

Describe the circle of sad friends with low salary (I) 1. Overtime every day or low salary ...! Thank someone for their favorite fruit!

When I get paid, I'll take you shopping.

3. The flies in the soup are taking a bath, and the ants on the table are racing;

4. Being lovelorn is like catching a cold. Whether it is cured or not, it will be fine in half a month.

It's far from home, the salary is very low, I'm as busy as a dog, and sometimes I get angry. What's the point of continuing?

6. When entering the factory in Shenzhen, the machine buzzed;

7. My recent salary has been spent on fruit. It's not that fruit is expensive, but that my salary is low.

8. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I am really afraid that from today on, as long as it is my friend, whoever has no money will reply to me. I can tell you that there are few men's wear, mostly for these reasons: shopping malls are too expensive to buy; The shop is too expensive to cut down; Stalls are cheap and disdainful; No girlfriend.

9. That day, after calculating the salary increase, I calculated the pork. I found that I was worse than a pig!

1 1. It's really a pity that men can't drink gracefully and smoke decadent, just like men can't sprint bravely.

12. This kind of life is really boring, with low salary and many things, and I have to send my children to school every day.

13. I suddenly feel that my present job is really hard to find, either far from home or with low salary. It's hard to take care of your family!

14. The new year is about to begin. I wish my friends and relatives a double harvest in the Year of the Tiger. Qi Fei will have a long vacation!

15. When I went to school, I found that my salary was not high enough for my living expenses. Found out that the boss is fiercer than my dad. I found that the road of life is narrower than the sewer. I found that I was lighter than a balloon. When my parents let go, I couldn't even float, let alone fly.

16. Words are kind to people, but behind them are black hands.

17. Never need to be responsible, and there is no storm warning.

18. The beauty and yearning generated by distance are temporary, and they all come from the unaccustomed state that one party is not around. Once this unaccustomed situation occurs, the distance will be alienated.

19. From now on, start the mode of not eating or drinking, saving food and using! See if you can buy a house in this cheap and expensive place next year! By the way, just lose weight!

20. When a person is hurt emotionally, you can forget it slowly, but if you keep thinking about it. It will make its wounds never heal, and time can't heal yours.

Describe the circle of sad friends with low wages (Part II) 2 1. Some people stick to it in their work, while others stick to it.

22. There is the sun on the horizon, you are in the water, and you have played with dogs all day.

23. After paying your salary, you can be arrogant for another week, save a week, expect a week, and this month will be over!

When I was paid, the accountant said to me, "You should get paid every six months. There are too few changes now. "

I like the feeling of being busy so that I don't have to consider the fact that my salary is low.

26. Only I abandoned you and you ignored me.

27. Go home for the New Year if you have money.

28. Life is hard to get drunk. Why not run with the bulls?

29. No wonder my salary is low. The state must pay wages according to working hours. If I can't do anything in the meeting, I will deduct the meeting time, so this is all I have.

30. The food is really bad, and pumpkins are fried every day;

3 1. Officials spent a lot of money, but they all went into the chimney.

32. "Job-hopping" should have both the cruelty of "jumping off a building" and the skill of "diving", and it is best to have the flexibility of "flea", otherwise it is best to "lie in the trough".

33. Save the delicious food for last, taste it slowly, and the taste will come out.

34. Well, who, you, uh, right, well, you owe me money, right?

35. I said I was leaving that day, and you had to hold me, so you didn't pay me back.

36. The most wanted water: salary; The hardest work: life; The most beautiful flower: the rich flower.

I am so tired that I can't move.

38. Compare the salary with the company.

Apart from the low salary, this company is doing well. It's a bit difficult to lose weight on this meal! When is the salary high and the weight low?

40. The salary is not ideal. Eating is like fighting.

A sad sentence shared by a low-paid and incompetent person

The sad sentence of a person with low salary and no ability 1. I came from far away and didn't bring any gifts. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

No wonder my salary is low. The state must pay wages according to working hours. If I can't do anything in the meeting, I will deduct the meeting time, so this is all I have.

It's too difficult for me. When I had no job, I said I had no job. Now that I am working, I hate my low salary. It's too difficult for me!

Everything in the company is good except the low salary. It's a bit difficult to lose weight on this meal! When is the salary high and the weight low?

If you count the increase of salary and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

6. Reality tells us that there is nothing else; Nothing, no money; What are you moving? Don't get emotional.

7. I wish you to be a happy shop assistant: if you have nothing to do, watch duet, two happy plum blossoms bloom, listen to a good duet, get double salary, don't have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps, and everyone says you are stupid!

8. Walk into the workshop and see that everyone is working hard;

9. I'll take you to buy clothes when I get paid.

10. When you realize that the price of a diamond is much higher than that of a glass bead, you will grow up sadly!

1 1. The mistakes made by a stupid person may be easily corrected, but the mistakes made by an extremely smart person may not even have a chance to be saved!

12. It turns out that after the death of the person you love the most, the living people continue to love by memories. So don't think that dying for the person you love is love. If you really love, live for the person you love until you are very old.

13. How many people expected and lost "enter" in the QQ dialog box?

14. The first rule of survival is that you can be mean and hurt yourself, but never let others hurt you foolishly!

15. Being incompetent, not working and complaining about low wages all day is really a terminal illness.

16. Add coarse grains to green vegetables and tofu to save money and keep healthy;

17. As the saying goes, there is no regret medicine in the world, only birth control pills!

18. Who dares to fight with me?

19. Sometimes I miss my internship. Although the salary is low, I am so happy.

20. When you have no money,

A sad sentence of a person with low salary and no ability. Today, people are still singing Li Bai's poems, and the bright moon is still like Li Bai's poems. I learn Li Bai's knowledge of bright moon white and bright moon security! Li Bai's poems can restore energy. I drank a hundred glasses of wine today. I am ashamed. Although I don't have Li Bai's talent, I don't think I am ugly. I'm not going by boat, nor am I going to sleep.

22. My years of edification in Tsinghua have shaped my cultural taste today: setting up a stall at the school gate in Tsinghua.

23. The salary is so low that I can't afford five insurances and one gold, and I'm drunk.

24. I just graduated, my salary is low, and I can't support myself. I will work harder to change the status quo and find a way out for myself.

25. There is no upper limit for food intake and no lower limit for performance; Lazy people who are unsuccessful in socializing expect the peak; People are ugly and control their friends, and they don't like houses. Single, always melodramatic, without money, or willful.

26. Be nice to others and hide behind your back.

27. When a person is hurt emotionally, you can forget it slowly, but if you keep thinking about it. It will make its wounds never heal, and time can't heal yours.

Divorced people often complain that they were misunderstood when they got married.

29. A man who can't drink gracefully and smoke decadent is like a man who can't sprint bravely. It's really a pity that he doesn't smell like a man.

30. Put women so far away from men and so close. Since God has made you so close to me, should I do something?

3 1. Sorry, I have a secret crush again.

32. I'm really tired of people who have no brains to do things, whose IQ is all used to avoid laziness and expect others to wipe their ass, and their wages are low every day.

33. Being alive is more important than the Chinese New Year, getting paid is more important than getting the year-end bonus, performance is more important than getting paid, and the sense of accomplishment at work is more important than the money left in the pocket at last.

34. My salary went up, my wallet swelled, and my heart was filled with joy. Prices have gone up, expenses have gone up, and I am not happy. Earn more, spend more, and leave less. It is difficult to earn money, easy to spend money, and the wallet is flat. Good luck and congratulations on your fortune. Hehe, Happy New Year!

35. The salary is low, the work place is far away, and the food nearby is terrible. I won't play with you if I have to wait for such a long bus.

36. One day, employees suddenly found that their salary increase fell into the well! Everyone was so scared that they hanged themselves and put their hands into the well from the tree to get their wages. Just as they touched the salary, an employee suddenly shouted excitedly: Don't be silly, the salary to be raised is still hanging in the sky!

37. Just stroll around, and some people brag to you.

38. The flies in the soup are taking a bath, and the ants on the table are racing;

39. In this society, there are more people who don't work hard, more people who laugh at people, more people who fail, and more people who don't work hard and have money, only to know that money and people are poor on the left and wasted on the right.

40. You can eat and drink when you are happy, and no one dares to persuade you to drink.

Men's wages are low, and girlfriends don't want to get married.

Men's wages are low, and girlfriends don't want to get married. 1. Go to work as Niu B, and leave as Sb one month later. I will definitely try my best.

Only by shopping with women can I really understand the true meaning of this sentence. If it is wrong to have money, I would rather be wrong again.

3. Walk into the workshop and see that everyone is working hard;

You don't have to say, I know. I'm beautiful,

Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

If there are only good people in this world, we can't live, just like light and darkness. Without darkness, light is meaningless.

7. Strength comes not from bullets, but from lies. Tell a big lie and the whole world will dance with you!

8. I'll take you shopping when I get paid.

9. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.

10. There is no upper limit for food intake and no lower limit for achievement; Lazy people who are unsuccessful in socializing expect the peak; People are ugly and control their friends, and they don't like houses. Single, always melodramatic, without money, or willful.

1 1. Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

12. My stomach is bad. I might as well have a bottle of red bull.

13. I'm so tired that I can't move.

14. Smart people don't say how to hold a good hand, but know when to leave the table.

15. Kindness needs no return, quiet and spacious;

16. There is the sun on the horizon and you in the water. You've been playing dog crawling all day.

17. They are simple and honest. Most of them come from all parts of the motherland. When the family reunites, they have already started packing simple luggage, leaving their hometown and coming to the construction site with the entrustment of their parents and the expectation of their wives and children. From then on, they began a tense, busy and hard new year.

18. If it's my husband, just listen: I'll just say it, or there will be no good fruit to eat; To be honest, I will pay in the class; Don't look at other women when shopping. If you dare to say nothing, you will be severely punished.

19. Hard work and low salary make it difficult to grant leave; Working every year, worrying about overtime like a monkey every day; There is no reason to be scolded for working overtime without pay every day; I shook my head when I met a boss with low salary and low salary. It's the end of the month, and I'm worried that I don't know when I can come out.

20. The most wanted water: salary; The hardest work: life; The most beautiful flower: the rich flower.

Men's wages are low, and girlfriends don't want to get married. My chef, one day, a guest ordered a shellfish dish. I usually like to play tricks on people, so I carved it on a shell: another plate. Then the guest really came to get it, and the boss gave it to me. When I paid my salary, I found that the salary was less than the food.

22. If you count the increase in wages and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

23. Usually eat more and take more, looking for opportunities to hijack.

24. Add coarse grains to green vegetables and tofu to save money and keep healthy;

25. I am very enthusiastic and often care about the lives of ordinary people. When I went out, I saw someone who forgot to close the window. I heard that someone wants rice. I want to go out and be quiet. The police are coming for me. I have to hide for a while.

26. Delicious food is not uncommon. Swallow three inches, who can see?

27. The factory is not my home, and my salary will never increase;

28. I don't have a skill, but I still don't work and complain about my low salary all day. It's really a terminal illness.

29. Being lovelorn is like catching a cold. Whether it is cured or not, it will be fine in half a month.

30. For me, a teacher is a job with long working hours, low salary, more pay and less parental support! If I don't even listen to my children, I really don't want to go to work at all

3 1. I am not an ATM. What's the balance this month? !

32. Put women so far away from men and so close. Since God has made you so close to me, should I do something?

33. My years of edification in Tsinghua have shaped my cultural taste today: setting up a stall at the school gate in Tsinghua.

34. Are you tired of working overtime? In fact, it is not tiring to work overtime, but it is tiring to work overtime with low wages.

35. Everyone thinks that Guangdong is like Hong Kong.

36. Opportunities are often subtle. When I made up my mind to go abroad, a classmate told me that a construction company was short of budget staff and asked me if I could go. At that time, I agreed without hesitation, but I was not practical, because I was a person who was not good at language expression. If you go to work in other places, you will inevitably meet many people. How does a person like me fit into life? But having my own career and the desire to bear my own expenses independently overcame my cowardice, and finally I went to that construction unit.

37. If you can't give me the expected response. Then don't press the yellow line

38. I wish you a happy shop assistant: if you have nothing to do, just watch duets, plum blossoms bloom twice, listen to beautiful duets, get paid twice, don't have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps, and everyone says you are stupid!

39. Working every year is even more worrying. Going to work every day is like a monkey; Overtime is unpaid and there is no reason to be scolded every day; When I met my boss, I bowed my head and shook my head when I got paid. By the end of the month, I was worried and didn't know when I would get ahead.

40. Why bother? ! Is it because he is not cruel enough? Or blame yourself for not being stupid enough? ! The word "state" of mentality, taken apart, means that the heart is bigger. My heart is getting bigger every day, how can my mentality be bad? I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life. Everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people must always learn to grow up by themselves. In this life, some things are unexpected. People's mental maturity is a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is most important and what is not. Then, be a simple person. Only unhappy people can bask in happiness, and truly happy people have no time to bask in happiness. People who have no money will show off their wealth, while those who have real money will pretend to be poor. People who lack love will show their love every day, and those who really love have long been married and have children. People who are weak in heart should always praise their kindness. People who are really kind are well-known and need not brag. Therefore, what is lacking is what to bask in. Good days are not sun-baked, but live. No matter how the past is, the past is over, and the best is always waiting for you in the future. You haven't finished anything, so don't make excuses afterwards. Those high-sounding reasons are all excuses to prove their cowardice. Celebrate if you win, start again if you lose, and don't rub your feet. As long as you make up your mind to do it, no one in this world can stop you. All the gossip and adding fuel to the fire, as long as you don't take it to heart, will eventually become the booster of your dream. Remember: everyone has been humble, but not everyone is small all his life. I feel like I can do it. I can't. Actually, it's just a moment. 1 Be a simple woman, take off your pearls and live quietly in your own spiritual world. Pro-landscape, close to nature, love pen and ink, and manage yourself into a faint landscape. Perhaps, she won't make people stunned in an instant, but she is like a small potted plant in front of the window, green, unpretentious, Jing Ya, sniffing, watching and pondering. I admire those who can endure, hide their pain so deeply and share their happiness with others. In fact, their inner sadness has already flooded, but it seems as if nothing has happened, and the years fly by. -Bai Mei

Low salary, no future.

Low salary and no future: I am in a hurry (I) 1. I broke up, and I can wake up crying in my dream when I think of the money my girlfriend owes me!

2. Eat more and take more at ordinary times, and take the opportunity to steal oil.

3. Leave your troubles behind and sleep peacefully;

4. Female: The ancients said that a woman without talent is a virtue. I conform to this: I dropped out of primary school until the third grade.

You can eat and drink when you are happy, and no one dares to persuade you to drink.

6. Some people stick to it in their work, while others stick to it.

7. Sometimes I miss my internship. Although the salary is low, I am so happy.

8. A woman's body is far more honest than a woman's mouth.

9. When I was paid, the accountant said to me, "You should get paid every six months. There are too few changes now. "

10. Morality binds others and makes love with others.

1 1. Life is boring and tired, and laughter has no tears for life;

12. One day at the class reunion, everyone said how high their salary was. When asked, I was pitifully weak, 3000 yuan. Everyone laughs at me. I'm pathetic. Finally, I added: My wife sent it, and the audience was silent for an instant, and then exclaimed: This is a local tyrant. . .

13. Everyone is beautifully dressed and young and romantic;

14. If you ignore me online, I will send you to euthanasia.

15. I secretly watched you for a day that day. Where did you play paper all day? Why are you so patient?

16. Some things don't need to be put in your mouth, but in your heart. That's true happiness. Love, never say it easily

17. You don't know who your real friends are until you have no money, and who is willing to accompany you to encourage you and help you. So sometimes it's not a bad thing. Without the confusion of money, we can have a clear heart and bright eyes to see the people and things around us.

18. People at my level are very reluctant to take the train: they often ride three rounds and sell Tianjin hemp flowers everywhere.

19. What a nuisance! This job is like a year! Work overtime every day! I just lost my salary! No subsidies! Be scolded every day! I don't know what I'm doing.

20. It's really laborious to show the way to a nearsighted person, because can't you tell him that you saw the church ten miles away?

I am in a hurry, because my salary is low and I have no future (2 1). Overtime, the kind where my salary is low and there is no overtime pay.

22. Eat without food, save money and fall in love.

23. Work and life are really bad, and grass can still be eaten in the dishes;

24. When the sun comes out, you complain that your skin is tanned, and when the sun goes down, you complain that you can't see clearly.

25. My recent salary has been spent on fruits, not because fruits are expensive, but because my salary is low.

26. Be late and leave early at will, and neglect their duties at will.

27. Actually, smoking is like putting your hand into jeans, not to be cool. At that time, because I felt cold, I would put my hand in my trouser pocket when my hand was cold. My heart is cold. Have a cigarette. If one pack is not enough, then one pack.

28. Indeed, after a long time, I became more and more suspicious of my original choice. I just chose a night of staying up late, hard work, low salary and low social status, and I couldn't stop the patient's endless pain. When is the end?

29. As time goes by, my parents will leave before me, and my children will leave me when they grow up, and only my wife will accompany me through this long life.

30. I miss you every day. I fell asleep thinking about it.

3 1. Although I am very tired and my salary is low, I am very happy in class and sleeping.

32. The food is really bad, and pumpkins are fried every day;

I believe in fate. In the vast sea of people, there will always be a person with the same red line on his feet.

34. The salary is low, the work place is far away, and the food nearby is terrible. I won't play with you if I have to wait for such a long bus.

35. Add coarse grains to green vegetables and tofu to save money and keep healthy;

36. Working overtime every day is still low! Thank someone for their favorite fruit!

Q: Since you are not satisfied with your present job, why don't you quit? A: At least there is a salary! For the money, really. ...

38. In this society, there are more people who don't work hard, more people who laugh at people, more people who fail, and more people who don't work hard and have money, only to know that money and people are poor on the left and wasted on the right.

39. After paying your salary, you can be arrogant for another week, save a week, expect a week, and this month will be over!

40. Well, who, you, uh, right, well, you owe me money, right?