The funny thing about the second grade is about 200 words.

I am a famous little greedy cat in my family. I will try everything delicious and delicious at home first, and then I will try it first. No, it's because of gluttony and jokes. The following is "Funny Composition of Senior Two" compiled by me for your reference only. Welcome to read.

Interesting things in the second grade composition (1) In the evening, it's time to blog again. However, what should I write? I think hard.

My father called me several times at this time, but I didn't agree. Later, my father said to my mother, "Come and see! We have a little pig with no ears at home. " I ran over as soon as I heard it. Why are there small animals in this house? I looked for it and asked my parents, where is the pig? They just laughed and didn't speak. After a while, my mother couldn't hold back and said, "You don't agree, this little pig with no ears is you!" " "I just understand, bowed his head shyly. Later, I thought, I'd better write this ridiculous thing in my blog. Yes, that's it.

Interesting things in the second grade composition (2) In the long river of memory, I have experienced many things, such as countless stars in the sky, but one thing makes me feel funny the most.

Once, I came home from school in the afternoon, knowing that there was no one at home, I found the key to open the door, but I couldn't find it. I was so anxious that I had to run back to school and look for it in my desk. I also asked my classmates who were cleaning if they had seen my keys, but they all saidno. I had no choice but to run home and sit in front of my house, waiting for my parents to come back. At this time, I habitually put my hand in my pocket. I thought there was something hard in it, so I took it out. It turned out to be my key. I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Learn your lesson. I can't be careless any more."

This is my funniest thing, I can't forget it.

Today, I heard an interesting joke, so I am very happy.

The joke is: There was a civil servant in the Song Dynasty who usually liked to write cursive characters. When you are satisfied, you will scribble. Some people call him "Mr. Caozi".

One day, he was very excited about poetry. He wrote a poem and gave it to his nephew to copy. His nephew read the draft carefully over and over again, but he still couldn't recognize many words, so he desperately asked him with the draft of this poem. He looked horizontally and vertically for a long time, but he didn't recognize it.

At this time, he glared at his nephew angrily: "Bastard, why didn't you ask earlier?" Now I don't even know myself. "

Is it funny? I hope I can share my happiness with you!

Interesting things in the second grade composition (4) When peeling eggshells, my mother told me a story. This story is about a college student. His grades have always been excellent, but his common sense of life is poor. Once, he felt hungry, bought a tea egg, took the egg and immediately took a bite. His mouth clicked, and all the students around him were amused by him. It turned out that he didn't know how to shell an egg when he ate it. So he went to the shopkeeper angrily and said, "Why are your eggs so hard?" Is it overdue? My family has soft eggs. "The shopkeeper said in surprise," You idiot, it's hard to eat eggshells together. "

After listening to this story, I smiled from ear to ear. This story has given me great inspiration: since childhood, we should do everything we can, and we can't always rely on adults to do anything for us, so as not to make a lot of jokes.

One afternoon, XXX and I went for a walk in the back garden. Suddenly I found an "emerald" shining in the soil, so I quickly told XXX. She was very moved and quickly took a thick branch and began to dig. I also used it to dig. Unfortunately, there is only one or two minutes before class, so I have to go back to the classroom.

On a sunny afternoon the next day, I remembered the green emerald again, so I called Jia. We found the land, took a branch and dug it up. We dig harder and harder. After a while, the "emerald" began to loosen. I gave it a hard hand: "Shit! It turned out to be beer bottle fragments! Hey! The cooked duck flew! I am so angry! " So we both ran back to the classroom angrily.

I finally know that there is no pie in the sky.

This is really an interesting thing!