Tell me some jokes, dear.

1, a junior math student walked into the door of a pharmacy next to the campus clinic. The young female boss of the pharmacy enthusiastically asked, "What do you want?"

Classmate: "I buy vitamin B2."

The female boss trained to pack the medicine bag: "I'll give you the medicine twice a day, 2 tablets at a time, and give you 2.5 yuan."

The classmate curiously opened the medicine bag and looked at it: "No! I buy vitamin B2. How do you give me vitamin B 1? "

The female boss is very cultured: "Don't you take two tablets of vitamin B2? Exponents with the same radix are added. I wonder who taught you math? ..... dead brain! "

2. A buddy broke his foot, so I took all my golfers to visit. I went to the bed and said, "Are you touched that so many of us have come to see you?"

"Dare not move, it hurts ..."

University dormitories are often visited by rats. Everyone thought of a way to mix a bag of peanuts with rat poison to lure them into falling for it.

The next day, I found there were no peanuts, but there was no shortage of rat poison. Everyone can't help but sigh: "Rats also graduated from undergraduate courses!"

When the teacher was giving a lecture, the students kept chattering. The teacher slapped the blackboard eraser angrily, and the classroom was suddenly silent. The teacher said: "In the past, the county magistrate judged the case in this way, and the class was silent."

Suddenly, a student shouted, "Wrong!"

5. Several managers attend management training courses. The trainer repeatedly stressed to the students that they should make decisions and put them into action.

"For example," he said, "suppose there are five frogs on a piece of wood. Three decided to jump away. How many frogs do you think are left on the wood? "

The students said in unison, "Two."

"Wrong," said the animal trainer. "There are five left, because deciding to jump is different from actually jumping."