Seeking the lines of Jia Xiangsheng's open sesame.

I just made the most classic inner segment Jia Kainan 20 1 1 CCTV Spring Festival Evening Crosstalk "open sesame" car inner segment Erling: Ah ~ Na! Nan: What's the matter? Ling: (disdainful) What's wrong ... You touched me! Nan: Who touched who? Ling: You touch me ~ Nan: I touch you? Are you playing mahjong? We meet? Ling: Just you? It seems that after a while, I am still touching you? Nan: If you don't want to talk, I'll touch you. So what? Ling: What? Not if you touch me! Nan: Afraid of touching? Run after the car. Why are you crowded here? Ling: I found that you are an old man and have never seen a beautiful woman. Do you really want to get stuck? Nan: Can I give you oil? I'm not interested in oil below 93! Ling: That's better than your inland gutter oil! If you don't look in the mirror, you are a fake hooligan! Nan: You ... you ... don't ... don't push your nose and face! Ling: I'm afraid of altitude sickness, because when you enter a barren land, you will be surrounded by breathtaking dangers. Nan: Ben, come here with me! Today, I want to compete with you for an ancient # $% flower ...&; * No way! Ling: Don't sigh here, break the blue bridge by hook or by crook. Don't play dumb with me and give me trouble. No flowers for you. You don't know what hepatic fibrillation is. Get off if you can! Nan: Don't go if you can! Ling: I missed my stop!