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What about the silver soul?

27 words, purgatory biography:

Yin Shi: In my body, an organ is more important than my heart. I can't see it, but it does run from my head to my crotch. Because of it, I can stand straight and do straight ... even if my steps are shaking, I can go straight ahead. If I shrink back here, that thing will break ... even if my heart stops beating, it is the most important thing for me, even if I am old and hunched.

3 1 word, amnesia 1:

Miao: Actually, the past is not that important. It is better to look forward than always look back.

32 words, amnesia 2:

Shenle: I will never let it wither. Maybe we are really twigs, but if the branches give up on themselves, the trees will really wither, so I don't want to be broken. Even if winter comes and all the leaves are frozen, even if the wind blows away all the other branches, even if there is only one branch left, I will not be broken. I will stay with the tree until the last moment.

53 words, firefighters in the target group:

Boss: Life is like soap bubbles. As soon as the wind blows, it flies into the sky, but when it is noticed, it disappears with a bang. Just when it was about to burst, I wanted to fly higher, but it was always too late to come back …

6 1 word, red tassel

People are like hiding: staying in the dark for too long, even the invisible light can be captured. When did you begin to understand that it was released by humans?

Just like fairy wand, after death, human beings will produce a huge and beautiful flower, only occasionally someone can take it with him when he is alive. The light is extremely unstable, aggressive and sad. Unconsciously, people attracted by light gather together, yes, like moths. Once I see that light, even I can't go back to the darkness. I am only qualified. Fight to the death, avoid moths swallowed by bonfires and moths guided by bonfires. Moths are everywhere. However, there is a strange guy in the bee colony. He is not a moth. Although it is difficult to identify, it emits a faint light. Yes, he can be compared to a knife. The steel blade drawn from the sheath reflects sharpness and silver.

Yin Shi: What's there to be stingy about, giving everything and living just for casting swords? Are you a knife maker? Don't speak so confidently. I think you are just afraid of trouble. You don't even have the courage to bear the burden and take responsibility. Don't be a handsome swordsman over there! You see, those superfluous things you mentioned, how powerful they are, and how sharp this knife your sister worked so hard to build, you can firmly imprint it on your retina!

64 words, interview with Gui

G: As long as you are fully prepared, you can stay calm at any time and you won't be timid no matter what happens.

65 words, as bold as possible.

Yin Shi: Men challenge their courage every day. If they don't understand this, they will rot one day and their souls will die. If you really want to protect your place, put your soul together and go all out.

7 1 word, chapter of hibiscus (below)

Yin Shi: It's not a mistake. It's proof that you are working normally. Therefore, there is no need to escape or panic. Pregnant women have experienced the pain of pulling watermelon out of their nostrils before giving birth. Artists have experienced the pain of squeezing the universe out of their anus before creating their works. Everyone will give up and want to escape after hitting the wall, but the so-called pain, that is, when the machinery in your body makes something to break through the barrier, must not be forgotten. There is something important in this kind of pain. Don't forget that everyone is stumbling all the way with these annoying machines on their backs. Sometimes oil (tears) will flow out, so let it flow happily. If it doesn't stop, we'll wipe the oil off for you.

Furong: It's no different if you don't protect what you should protect. It must mean the death of Cocoro Tashi and the death of Tamasi. I thought it was impossible for me to understand it mechanically, but I seem to understand a little. I also have something I want to protect. Even if I cut off the power many times, even if I stumble, even if my body is about to be destroyed.

90 words, weight loss articles

Shen Le: The terrible change is actually not the sudden arrival of a certain day, but actually eroding daily life. Those subtle changes are hard to be noticed by yourself and the people around you. When you suddenly wake up, it is often too late, because the situation has reached the point of irretrievability.

104, electoral college disturbance

Kamotaro: It's not my fault that I'm alone. There's nothing wrong with me. Because of incompetence, because they are too incompetent ... I am different from their world. I am a chosen person, and I can't accept loneliness. Blame others, so refuse others first for fear of rejection, pretend to like loneliness for fear of being hurt, and build a high wall in your heart. At the same time, the desire to express oneself is getting stronger and stronger, and I want to be recognized by others. Even if I am recognized, I am still not satisfied. I can do better ... I unconsciously forgot that what I really desire, whether it is status or reputation, martial arts or talent, is not to agree with my understanding. I just want to know who can be by my side ... I just want to know who can look at me ... I just don't want to be alone ... It's just that I can really accept my partner, look me in the eye and have a good fight.

105, electoral college disturbance

Yin Shi: Help me dig out the earwax and listen carefully. I have no taste at all. I fought in a cheap country, and the country perished or the samurai died. I had nothing to do with that. Since many years ago, whatever I want to protect has never changed!

Kamotaro: While longing for the fetters of people, I cut them off myself. In order to maintain my insignificant self-esteem, I missed what I really wanted, and even the fetters that I finally built were destroyed by myself. Why, why it was too late when I found out, why I couldn't stand up when I wanted to fight side by side, why I lost my arm when I wanted to hold a sword, and why I finally understood everything, but I'm going to die … I don't want to die, and I can't catch any fetters after I die …

1 18, Longgong City.

Shimura Tae: No matter how beautiful a person is, one day he will die wrinkled. Even so, even if his face is gone, do you still want to believe that there is something eternal? Even if the body will be destroyed, even after a long time, don't you want to believe that there are immortal things? Even if we become wrinkled, we will not lose to you, because we know what is true beauty.

130 words: furry articles

Host Kintaro: It's good to be best friends. It has nothing to do with age, sex and race. I found a third wife and forced me to make more friends without being complained. However, I only promised one thing: I can't die before the other. I hate getting friends together and crying when I am dying, so until I am left, I will try to live and cry alone. Even if I can cry, I won't make my best friend cry. This is my best friend's principle. Don't worry, you'll never be human again. If you die, I will cry for you, so that you can die peacefully, best friend …