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Tell me some sentences that are suitable for playing mahjong and posting on Moments.
1. Play mahjong and eat spicy hotpot. Find a little partner, that's how life goes.
2. Russia should work hard to make money and play mahjong.
3. Youth is like playing mahjong, you either shoot off the cannon or touch yourself.
4. With your big teeth, you can pick out a pair of mahjong and a game of military chess.
5. For some reason, I keep losing at cards recently. Is there a mahjong god or something to pay my respects?
6. Youth is like mahjong, you either shoot off or touch yourself. How many otakus and rotten women have exhausted all their mechanisms just to enjoy the moment of being overthrown.
7. One person’s loneliness, two people’s fault, three people playing Landlord, four people playing mahjong table.
8. I can touch myself when playing mahjong! But if I touch my body, I have to feel sexy and enchanting! I want to say: Teacher, hehehe, I can’t do it!
9. New Year and New Blessings, I wish you: immediate success, everything goes well, and good luck in making money in the coming year. If you don’t fire off the cannons when playing mahjong, happiness will never escape.
10. Turning the steering wheel is like playing mahjong and shuffling the cards, turning left and right, shuffling evenly.
11. When others play mahjong, three are missing and one is missing. When I play mahjong, one is missing and three are missing.
12. The weekend mahjong game is over and will continue tomorrow! Keep the record of losing money in three consecutive games.
13. I have discovered that you will slowly let go of things that have been away from you for a long time and will not be as enthusiastic as before. For example, I haven’t played mahjong for a long time.
14. I am going to work in the summer vacation. I lost my last few cents playing mahjong with my family a few days ago. Now I am so poor that I can’t even afford dirt.
15. The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after the numbers were set.
16. Youth is like mahjong, you either shoot off or touch yourself. How many otakus and rotten women have exhausted all their mechanisms just to enjoy the moment of being overthrown.
17. Moon silk wadding: Appears on the stage at the age of 10, basic orientation, retires from old age and returns home, plays mahjong, bask in the sun, lie on the bed, hang on the wall.
18. As soon as mahjong came on stage, I got confused...
19. I went out to eat and drink and play mahjong all day long, and I didn’t have time to talk to my husband. I’m sorry, my dear.
20. It’s the Dragon Boat Festival...I haven’t eaten rice dumplings, played mahjong, gone out to play, petted cats and dogs, I’ve just gone to work...
21. Attended the memorial service The procedure is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone smokes, drinks and plays cards together - you know the truth about Sister Yuan.
22. Time flies so fast! That pitching ball He always refuses to make progress, always gets drunk when he drinks, and always loses when playing cards. The first month of the lunar month has passed after I caught a cold every now and then for a few days.
23. I always lose at cards, oh my god! I can’t play!
24. One person lives, two people live happily, three people live to the death, four people, why not let’s go Playing cards?
25. Marriage is not playing cards. Reshuffling the cards will cost you a lot.
26. For some reason, I keep losing at cards recently. Is there a mahjong god or something to pay my respects?
27. During the Spring Festival, adults play cards, and children play everywhere. We who are neither old nor young can't afford to stay at home and watch the computer.
28. This year's animal year is really unlucky. Playing cards Not to mention the old loser, he even gave up a ring. I am also speechless!
29. In fact, the words "bystanders know the authorities and those who are obsessed with it" are just (ˇ?ˇ) I want to warn those big mouths who like to watch others play cards!!!
30 , No matter how old you are, no matter how much your family and friends urge you, don’t treat marriage casually. Marriage is not a game of cards, and there is a huge price to pay for reshuffling the cards.
31. My boyfriend doesn’t drink, play cards, or fight in groups.
32. I don’t smoke, drink, gamble or play cards. I’m still a bachelor!
33. I sleep in a row in class, I can’t do any exams, my grades are basically single digits, I smoke He knows how to play cards, never queues for meals, and skips classes in droves. ---Post-90s
34. During the Spring Festival, adults play cards and children play and set off firecrackers everywhere. It is very embarrassing for people of our age who have no partners.
35. Maybe I smoke, play cards and drink, but it’s better than those pretentious women around you who appear to be ladies but are actually shady, right?
36. I’ve been a bit embarrassed these past two days. I always lose at cards, so I have to try my luck.
37. I haven’t been lucky lately and I keep losing at cards.
38. It is said that during the Spring Festival, the elderly play cards together and the children play together. How embarrassing is this for us, both young and old!
39. We always lose at cards! It should be because we are frustrated in love. , the casino is so proud!
40. The Buddha said: If there is smoke but no fire, you can’t achieve enlightenment; the Buddha said: Drinking without smoking, you can’t become a god; Buddha said: Playing cards, drinking, smoking, everything is covered by the Buddha edge.
41. I am here to wish you all a happy New Year! I wish you good health, smooth work, and progress in your studies! You can win more money playing cards!
42. Lz loves playing cards, but she often loses money. He said that he would never fight again and chopped his hands again, but my brother said: "Thousand-hand Guanyin has to be chopped into Yang Guo"...
43. Go out to play, not drink, play cards, Smoking and surfing the Internet because she doesn't like it.
44. The teacher said: The students chatting in the back can be as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, so they will not affect the students sleeping in front.
45. Because I like to act cool, I always lose at cards.
46. What else can I do while eating, smoking, drinking, playing cards and going to work?
47. The procedure for attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone smokes and drinks together. play cards.
48. I wish you May Day: unstoppable luck in playing cards, showing you the leopard and golden flowers, others staring at you with a smile, and others paying you to collect money.
49. Not only did I lose money playing cards, my mobile phone screen also cracked for no reason, and I lost all my energy recently.
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