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Liu Bei and Cao Cao

Before Liu Bei came out of the mountain, he sold straw sandals in Zhuo Jun, which is now Beijing, only a thousand miles away from Luoyang.

There is no record of Liu, Guan and Zhang Jieyi in history, only that they are brothers. In A.D. 184, during the Yellow Scarf Uprising, Liu Guan and Zhang were already together, and Cao Cao was appointed commander-in-chief of the Yellow Scarf Army. When the Yellow Scarf Army Uprising broke out, Cao Cao was worshipped as the riding captain and was ordered to jointly attack the Yellow Scarf Army in Yingchuan with Lu Zhi and others.

There is no record of their meeting in the official history. According to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it was during the crusade against the Yellow Scarf Army. If they didn't meet here, only Liu Bei met when he took refuge in Cao Cao after being driven out of Xuzhou by Lu Bu.

The first battle between them was Xuzhou, and they didn't fight. Cao Cao retreated because Lu Bu attacked the rear. The real first battle should be when Cao Cao attacked Xuzhou for the second time.

On the winter solstice in 207 and the spring in 208, Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang. In order to eliminate the remnants of Yuan's clan and completely solve the problem that Wuhuan invaded the three counties, Cao Cao decided to make an expedition to Wuhuan in 2007 and arrived in Yishui on 1 1 month. On behalf of the county, Uwanxing Khan is in Pfulu, and Shang Jun Uwanxing Khan congratulates his famous king in that building. In the same year, Guo Jia died before Cao Caobei's return because of acclimatization, bad weather and overwork. It's not upstairs that said, "I built a Xuanwu pool in Ye, and I'm practicing the water army, ready to go south." In June 2008, Cao Cao abolished the three fairs, restored the prime minister system and became the prime minister of the Han Dynasty. After basically pacifying the north, the soldiers turned to the south. In July, Liu Biao marched into Jingzhou. In August, Liu Biao died of illness, and his son Liu Cong took over as Jingzhou Pastoral. In September, Cao Cao's army entered Xinye (now Henan Province). Liu Cong thought it was unstoppable and surrendered to Cao Cao with all the people in Jingzhou.