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How many centimeters will Ma Bao grow after giving birth? If you don't believe me, look at the real reply from the people who have been there.

Wen | Good pregnant sister

What do you think has changed the most since giving birth?

The other day, when I was painting Weibo, I saw an actress basking in her height a few months after giving birth. The eagle-eyed friend found that the data on the measuring instrument was obviously one centimeter higher than before she gave birth to a child. Although she admitted that she did have a tissue pad, I really suspected that she was pregnant with a fake pregnancy after seeing the reply from netizens.

Why do people grow taller, but not taller, but just gain weight and get out of control? Feet that were 36 yards before delivery became 37 yards after delivery. At that time, I thought I was just a sequela of pregnancy, and the edema had not gone down. As a result, Xiong Wazi is going to kindergarten soon, and my feet are still fixed at size 37.

Later, I never gave up asking this topic in the mother group, and I got 10,000 crits:

It is true that children may grow taller. I grew two centimeters after giving birth.

It's true. I grew three centimeters before giving birth and after sitting for two months. 17 1.

I found that they all grew up naturally. I grew 2cm, and my sister-in-law gave birth to two babies, both of which grew 5cm.

Caesarean section means it is not a millimeter long, so it is easy to cut.

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