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Maybe you never need me, just like I never met you.

1, the reasons for breaking up are sometimes beautiful.

The most terrible thing is to tell your best friend the truth, but she tells it as a joke.

Pure friendship is always said to have a purpose. I am afraid that I will never be sincere from now on.

4, there is no deadline to wait for a result, just to see their own sorrow.

5, you don't blame me, you can't see my inner struggle, the kind of indecision that wants to get close but dares not get close.

Meeting you is an illusion for me these days. Maybe there were no street lamps on that road when I met you.

7. Lonely patients suffer from loneliness.

8. Kneel down and touch your own shadow: I'm sorry, you have been wronged with me ~ ~ ~

9, men are not bad, how can there be so many mistresses! !

10, my tenderness has been fed to the dog-

1 1. A person crosses Qian Shan just to meet you. There is only one sentence: I am busy. Besides.

12, maybe you never need me, just like I never met you.

13, we are all ghosts and have never come back to life. It took me three years to forget to make a living, and it took him three years to forget to erase everything in the past.

14, loving someone can be love at first sight, and forgetting someone doesn't know how many days and nights it will take.

15, are you going together or parting ways with me?

16, I'd rather be homeless and helpless than force you to be by my side and be unhappy.

17, he just sang a sad song, and suddenly you feel sad and hurt.

18, you are happy by my side, and happiness is by my side. When I hear your laughter, happiness is already around me.

19 You are the sun in my heart. Without you, my world is only dark.

20. the idea of premeditated life,

2 1. We just want to be with you all our lives and be your exclusive forever. This is our dream.

I speak with my head held high, because you are behind me.

It doesn't matter. We are just friends, there is no reason to be apart.

24. You are unhappy or even sad. After all, you like him.

25. Sorry, I accidentally missed you. Thank you for treating me as the only one.

26. Maybe many years later, you will listen to others talking about me with a smile and simply say: I don't know.

I really want you to come back to me Yes, this is a sign of cowardice.

28, such as soft skin, such as solidified fat, seize your inner throb and can't retreat.

29. Tears of happiness.

My name is Tan, but I can't find your heart.

3 1, women are heartless, why are men affectionate?

32. When there is no road around, fate must encourage you to fly upwards.

33. Little things like breaking up. Labor and capital have been bearish for a long time.

34. I can't see the future, I can't see hope, and my eyes are full of nothingness; No reason, no meaning, surrounded by clouds.

35, because we can't see the future, so we began to nostalgia. Choosing always means giving up, so too many people prefer to stick to the same place. The failure in life is that you dare not try. If you persist in being wrong, you will never meet the right one.

36. Yes, how can it be rare to catch a lot in the street like me?

37. The right people meet in the right place and are indispensable.

38. I miss you, but I still can't escape the memories.

39. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

40. Peach and plum spring breeze, a glass of wine, ten years of river and lake night rain.

4 1, I don't expect to be with you. I just hope that you will have someone who loves you like me in the future and love you for me.

42. I'm sorry. I like it, but I don't like it.

Go anywhere, except remember your bright smile and voice.

44. You have no right to criticize me and speak ill of me behind my back. Even if I suck, I haven't eaten your meal.

45. Some people will have a particularly good relationship with you at a certain stage and then stop contacting you for no reason.

46. Life is not aimed at me, but at myself, and it is myself that is difficult for me everywhere.

47. Sometimes it's normal to lose, but it's just luck to gain.

My heart is in a state of chaos that you never knew.

1, your hand is the warmth of the whole city that I can't touch, and my heart is the chaos that you don't know.

2. Time will bring surprises. As long as we are willing to spend every day seriously and hopefully.

3. What we hold in our hands is not necessarily what we really have; What we have is not necessarily what we really remember! In fact, life often needs to give up consciously! Give up a favorite friend who has no chance; Give up a relationship that you can't get; Giving up a choice may make us sad, but this sadness does not prevent us from making a new start! Give up safely and stick to a free and easy!

4. Having such a person will make you laugh for no reason.

The worst feeling is not knowing whether to wait or give up.

6. Time is in the past, quietly replacing yesterday and tomorrow. It leaves people with dew, fog, blooming or withering of flower buds. However, it will leave something for people eventually, and it will not die in vain. There is a person who has been looking for the meaning of life all his life. It was not until the end that he realized that the true meaning of life was simple, and he just kept striving for self-improvement.

7, be practical, don't worry, you want, the years will give you.

8. When you are unsuccessful, you cry when you talk about suffering; When you succeed, you will feel gratified and excited when you talk about suffering. When I was young, I cried when I experienced less pain. When people reach middle age, they have had many painful experiences, and when they talk, they laugh. In old age, pain no longer feels pain. In fact, the real pain can't be said, and there won't even be sobs, which have been stuck in the depths of my heart.

9. Don't let a bad moment ruin a series of good times.

10, getting along with good friends is like having WIFI, dripping freely, without obstacles, without cost, comfortable and free; Even after I left for a while, I automatically connected with him as soon as I arrived, without any embarrassment. No matter how good a friend is, he can't keep in touch for too long, because one day he suddenly changed his password and he was completely at a loss. He can only see it, but can't catch it.

1 1. Keep a young heart, be a simple person and enjoy the sunshine and warmth.

12 when I really began to love myself, I realized how rude it was to impose my wishes on others. Even though I know the time is not ripe, that person is not ready. Even if that person is myself, today I understand that this is called "respect".

13, the so-called girls should be well-fed and well-fed, perhaps not at all, but an irreducible emotion, a sound personality cultivated since childhood.

No one will make us better and better, time is just a foil. What supports us to become better and better is our own advanced talent, cultivation, conduct, and constant reflection and revision. Read more books, go out for a walk, feel more, visit other circles and constantly improve yourself.

15, if the heart has no home, it wanders around.

16, what is the most rare friend? Even after their own life experiences, accompanied by newcomers, when we meet again, we find that we are still so familiar with each other. This familiarity does not come from similar experiences, but that you have become a better person in different lives and will always be the same person. Growth is tacit understanding. There is no need to be possessive and clingy. Good feelings will only happen to a few souls who try to be independent.

17, if there is an opportunity, children must travel, and real education is on the way!

18, life can't be lived by mood, but by mentality.

19, color, just dizzy, deep will fade; Life is very simple, and it will deteriorate if it is complicated.

20, how many things, remember the heart jam, forget the heartache.

I have never forgotten everything about you.

Because I have always regarded you as my husband, I won't be heartbroken if I don't love you, and I won't be awake at night if I don't love you. Now there are problems between you and me, and almost every little thing has become the fuse of our quarrel. We didn't give in to each other. Of course, the ending was so bad that I couldn't accept it, but I was wrong. I will be calm when you are sad, and silent when you are angry. Happiness is easy for us to get.

The days of love are not always sunny. I don't know when I will encounter wind and rain, so love caught a cold. First, I feel sad, dizzy and have a headache. I don't want to do it at all. I said one more thing, and the two sides ignored each other. Just be angry with yourself. If the other person is angry, it will be as good as ever, and love will be as good as ever. Why don't you let me take the initiative, dear? When will it disappear?

To love someone is to appreciate each other's advantages and tolerate each other's shortcomings. I would rather ask myself to accept it completely; Instead of asking you to be perfect. No one is perfect. I like all your strengths and weaknesses. You want freedom, you want space, you want games, I agree with you all. I want to be with you, and I can't bear to leave you alone. I have too many reasons not to leave you. Husband goes home when he is angry. I have been waiting for you.

I like your smile. When you laugh, your white teeth come out to bask in the sun. I like your eyes. They are my favorite single eyelids. I like your cute nose like Spongebob. I like your gray hair. It looks sexy. I like you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. I like you stupidly. I like you. I miss everything. I miss your smile. I miss your coat. Warm hands miss your instant noodles, your white socks, and your smell. Honey, you are the loveliest, but what you touched me is not only sureness, but also longer than romance. I cherish our feelings. If a person can only get a cake called happiness in his life, can we taste it slowly? I think there is a kind of concern that tells me that even if you say you are not good, I will be good to you. There is a kind of happiness, called watching you laugh and winning the lottery. It can't be better than this. There is a habit called being nice to you. Even if there is nothing, it can't be changed. The world is still turning, and the world is still changing. But I still like you. My love for you has been sublimated from a short poem to a long life essay. I forgive my mistake. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is a distant legend, and the end of time is a myth. Once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber. But if I come back before crossing the sea or just turning a corner in the sea, and I haven't been to Wushan yet, I will take a look at the foot of the mountain and turn around and leave. I plunged into your arms, what should I do! I like you and I want to be with you. Please forgive my bad temper, because I care too much about you!

I am ordinary and you are like a bright star, which makes me worry. I love you very much and want to be close to you, but there are countless girls around you who are always pushing around and have no courage. In an instant, happiness drifted away. Why do I dare to say loudly that I want to be your only one when I am beaten by my rival in love? Why waste time when I want to be near you? I will try my best to make you more satisfied. Dear, I don't know how to make you understand my love. Know how to love my heart. I didn't learn many moves well. I don't remember them. But since I was with you, I know that love doesn't need moves. Just be honest with each other. No matter what your status is, I will only love you, follow you and miss you in my life. I will regret that Tao Tao wants to be with you all his life and live a happy life. Always trying to protect our love. But there will be some things that make me feel at a loss, and there will be some things that are deliberately tossed. I'm afraid you won't feel sorry for me. I'm afraid you won't worry about me. I want to know that you love me and care about me. But I'm really afraid you'll be sad. I just don't know what it means. Slowly really understand, treat each other sincerely, and happiness will be very close.

I'm sorry, I feel insecure because I can't see your dependence on me, and I have always put everything on you. I want to be bored with you all the time. I am very happy and motivated to meet you. Your hug can calm all my grievances, anxieties and uneasiness. I will restrain myself, work hard and listen to you at home! Once you start, change will not waver. I really miss you.

I just want to say I'm sorry. I really love you. No matter what you think or say, it won't change my decision. I can't guess your expression. I can't wait for your response. I just want to say I love you. No matter what you say or do, I will cherish it. I decided to tell you that sometimes I want to let go but bow to reality. I miss you very much, dear. I admire you very much. Everything has its vanquisher. I want my little pig to fall at your feet. I also understand that liking someone means liking everything about him. People are right. Love a person not because of what he can bring you, but because he loves him and is willing to accept everything he brings. Dear, I miss you very much, and I will tell you something that will make you happy. Forgive me, Tao Tao.

Although sometimes quarreling is annoying; But as long as I am with you, I am very happy. I want to be with you forever until you and I grow old. Even if only memories can be used for reference, memories shine with the white hair wind. At least I know clearly that I will smile when I think of you. The most romantic thing is to grow old with you until I am too old to go anywhere. I will still regard you as my baby. Second brother, go home and visit relatives.

I've never been heartbroken. Why do you say you loved?

1, the real strong are sometimes really bad and can't understand each other. What should I do?

Have you ever found that when a girl is really angry, she doesn't cry, she doesn't make noise, but she doesn't talk.

No one is a fool. It's just that sometimes, we have to choose silly to feel that little thing called happiness.

4, the encounter will always meet, even if this crowd is crowded, he can find you and find you. Talk about mood phrases about love.

Even if the whole world is against me, I am determined to win this unfair world.

Freedom is not that you can do whatever you want, but that you have the ability to do nothing.

7, the human heart is like a container, how much happiness is filled, and naturally how much depression is less; Pretending is much easier, and there is less entanglement.

8. I haven't experienced much, and I can change everything I once had. I don't want to change too much, just the future. Talk about mood phrases about love.

9. Don't always torture yourself with the past. I can tear my heart with love, but I can also become dry and brittle.

10, will fight with words, not for the length of an instant, but will use strength to make opponents crawl under their feet.

1 1, I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously know that you will not leave me. Pranks are the truest dependence.

12, in fact, I don't need too many words, just let you know that I am willing to wait for you and never give up.

13, what can move me is never rhetoric, but just the right gentle and sincere heart.

14, the distance between heart and heart can be very close or very far. Love and care are the most important.

15, the happiest thing in the world is that in the best years, I like you, and you just like me.

16. If you want to go, how can I stay? So if you want to go, I won't stay.

17. When I was a child, what I thought I could never pursue was called a dream. Only when I grew up did I find out. That's an illusion.

18, love is either heartbreaking or deep into the bone marrow, otherwise, what makes you say that you have loved?

19, there is really too much helplessness in the world. We are always forced to do things that we don't want or even beg for.

20. If someone nags you every day, you should be happy because someone cares about you.

2 1, you should remember that someone used to give you an umbrella and accompany you in the rain, but you should learn to control your own weather in the future.

22, don't blame others for changing, but time has slowly taken away, once we were very simple, that's all!

23. You can't cry when you are bleeding, turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, contact when you miss, be empty when you are tired, miss home when you are weak, and eventually grow up.

24. If it's mine, don't push it. If you go far, don't chase it. Why do you pray too much to make yourself so tired?

25. When you think he is not so good and ready to give up, have you ever thought that missing him may be a lifetime?

26. There will always be times when others say what is in our hearts, but we are unwilling to admit it.

27. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how many twists and turns, it is ultimately in your own hands. Single loop is actually listening to your own mood.

28. After that, we will also become strong, so good girl, face the light, don't worry, don't panic.

29. With warm dreams, in the lens of reality, we become infinite. We have no direction, we are on the road.

30. When someone pushes you, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a hard slap.

3 1, why don't you like it when you're not in love, but it's not like this after you determine the relationship.

Give me a reason to stay. The most beautiful love is that I am making you laugh.

I don't know what love is. All I know is that I feel very happy with this person.

34. I gave myself great courage, but it was not as good as the last sentence. There is no reason to say that I have no identity and no qualification.

35. Don't leave anything you can't keep. People who don't care about you would rather dig them out of their hearts than ask for more.

36. Immature As experience matures, love blooms over time.

37. A sentence that sometimes looks ordinary. Who knows behind it? This sentence is mixed with a lot of feelings.

38. All the hopes you give are so desperate. In my world, you are everything.

39. What saddens me most is to see that there are many opposite sex around you, and I can't let these people come out.

40. I know I have no place in your heart, but I stubbornly want to please you.

4 1. If you miss something, you will meet new people. Fate is neither too early nor too late, just right. Never give up what you really want.

42. I want to stay and you want to leave. I said that the world is prosperous, you said that the floating world is empty, I said that everything has feelings, and you said that I don't understand.

43. No matter what setbacks you encounter, tell yourself that this is fucking life. If you are unhappy, die, or accept it if you don't die.

44. I never surrender. Although I fell like this and no one came to help me, I still want to stand beautifully.

45. Happiness won't miss anyone, and one day it will find out why you can't resist powerful enemies.

46. When we were young and ignorant, we were full of courage. We are fearless because we are ignorant.

47. Don't turn over your previous state if you have nothing to do, or you will want to strangle you who died a few years ago.

48. Don't always tell others that you are sad. After all, you are not great enough to get so much care.

49. If you can say it behind my back, say it in front of me. Don't dare to shut your dog's mouth and throw your shit everywhere.

50. Some people just can't stand it anymore. If you are not angry with him, he won't know how much he has gone too far.

5 1, if he loves you, no one can stop him from approaching; If he forgets, nothing can stop him from leaving.

52. Not every time you break up, you can turn around and give him a warm hug.

I hope people will meet for a long time, but you have her by your side. I look back sadly, you are so heartless!

54. Although I was hurt to death, the employers and employees came into this world with no intention of coming back alive.

55. Should I count your thoughts with stars or should I count the stars in the sky with you?

56. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself more.

57, like a person, very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

58. I thought I wouldn't miss you when I fell asleep, but I woke up to find you in my dream.

59. A good man is not allowed to play cool with his daughter-in-law, not to make his daughter-in-law jealous, to make concessions when quarreling, and to persist in being beaten.

60. Hello, nice to meet you. I hope I can finally say this to you.