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5000 quotations on picking up girls dialect and picking up girls.

The complete works of 5000 quotations from the routine of picking up girls;

1, of all the flowers in the world, I only take your honey.

It's not easy to meet you. I don't want to push you away again. I just want to give you a hug, even though there is a galaxy between us.

If someone chases you, I will trip him.

4, wandering around in the first half of my life, making soup for you in the second half.

I still remember the first time I saw you. At that time, I didn't expect that you are so important to me now.

6. Send me your location quickly. I want to know one thing. I wonder where my heart has gone.

7. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love!

I will continue to like you tomorrow. I am so sleepy today.

9. Sometimes you are like sleeping pills. I can only sleep peacefully when I see you. Good night

10, the most beautiful thing is to kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night and wake up with you.

1 1, my cat is very leathery. Can you help me manage it?

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12, I don't know what to say, I just miss you at this moment.

13, the best time of the day is to lie in bed and play with your mobile phone after taking a shower.

14, why is the cell phone dead again so soon? Come and tell me, who did you discharge to again?

15, I always drink before meeting you. In case you ask me why I blush, I'll say it's because of drinking.

16, "Do you have a band-aid? When I saw you, I was fascinated by your beauty.

17, can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that angels exist.

18, nothing unique and charming, but the freshly washed hair is still wet.

19, why people who love to laugh are not too unlucky, because they are too unlucky to laugh at all.

20. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be sad, tomorrow will be the same anyway.

2 1, envy those who left without saying goodbye. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

22. I woke up and found myself taller. Later I learned that the quilt cover was horizontal.

23. In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people eat long IQ, while others eat long fat.

24. When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if he is ugly, in case he is blind.

25. Some people are very tender and come out as soon as they pinch, but I am very timid and bubble as soon as I pinch my nose.

26, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!

27, where you fall, you get up there ... always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!

28. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely, I miss you. ...

29. How can a woman be beautiful without flowers? If a man is not bad, there will be no offspring.

In fact, the last thought of those 5,000 words of picking up girls is: If you want to go further with a girl, you can't be too familiar with her, which will lose the mystery. And proper abstinence will make her anxious to eat but unable to eat. This kind of "temptation" is the easiest to degenerate.

And what is the core logic of temptation? Remember this core pick-up routine: go one step further, take a half step back, and advance and retreat in an orderly manner.

There are many skills involved in attracting a girl you like. I didn't know how to pick up girls before, and my emotional intelligence was not high. Can't chat and talk, missed a lot of girls. Later, I learned real practical skills in the online "Mountain Love", which taught me how to stir a girl's heart and make her feel quickly, and it can be done in a week. As long as you understand the essence of alpine love, it is no problem to get a few girls in a month. Therefore, the love in the mountains is very worth learning, which will make you take a lot of detours less, easily attract any girl, and regain the confidence of men.

Don't always push your relationship forward. After each upgrade, it will step back slightly. For example, after praising the gentleness and cuteness of girls, you will be slightly depressed: "When you consider being an old lady for me, I will definitely hire you with a high salary";

For example, chatting with girls is exciting, and suddenly a sentence "I'm going to a meeting now, I'll talk about it later" makes girls feel unfinished at the peak of their emotions;

For example, if you just say something ambiguous like "I miss you so much now" to a girl, immediately say "How satisfied is this answer?" Explain that you are cooperating with her performance and reducing your sense of need.

Girls are naturally more emotional than boys. The more emotional input, the easier it is to degenerate.