The horror of 100 thousand cold jokes

Lead: Watching some jokes every day can cheer up your mood and make your mind young. Let's watch a joke together!

The horror of a hundred thousand cold jokes (1)

1. Nowadays, children are more and more precocious, and they will rot after only 5 minutes of stewing.

Recently, I found that my sexual desire for my girlfriend began to decline. I think it has something to do with the decomposition of her body.

3. The monitor held the hand of the critically wounded and said: Thank you, comrades, they have meat to eat again!

The forensic doctor explained that the victim ate by himself, and it was difficult to solve the case without the body.

The driver had a heart attack and insisted on sending all the passengers to heaven before closing his eyes.

6. Sima Guang lit a fire under the tank and said with a smile that if the water was boiled dry, the child would not drown.

The horror of a hundred thousand cold jokes (2)

1, the black taxi driver wants to rob the female passenger: take out the money quickly!

Female passengers are indifferent.

The driver continued to threaten: Do you know that a woman was robbed and dismembered a few days ago? !

The female passenger stretched her voice and said, I know! Is that me?

2. Son: Dad, do you believe in ghosts?

Dad: No, son, there are no ghosts.

Son: But the nanny says there are ghosts in the world.

Dad: Son, pack your things quickly.

Son: Why?

Dad: We don't have a nanny!

I live in a residential area. The quality of the residents upstairs is too poor. I still stay up at eleven o'clock every night and wear high heels. Dadada? Dadada? I looked for it many times and didn't even open the door.

I can't take it anymore. I found a property. The property told me that no one lived upstairs for several years!

Now I can't sleep?

The horror of a hundred thousand cold jokes (3)

1, as night falls, share a ghost story: a little girl was playing with rocks, scissors and cloth in front of the mirror, and suddenly she began to cry because she got lost ~

Lao Zhang took his beloved dog to travel abroad. As a result, the dog died, and Lao Zhang was going to take the dog back to China for a funeral.

As a result, when the airport manager checked the consignment, he found it was a dead dog. He was so frightened that he thought the dog was put to death by someone, so he ordered someone to buy an identical dog and put it in.

As a result, I dare not think about what happened as a result.

3. An old lady was ill, and went to see an old Chinese doctor to feel her pulse. The old Chinese doctor sighed after taking his pulse: eat whatever you want. . .

Hearing this, the family shed tears one after another, and then listened to the old Chinese doctor saying: . . . . There is no need to avoid this minor illness.

4. Lao Li: Is the wolf scary or alone?

Lao Zhang: I am a lone wolf. I have a small appetite. Half of them didn't die. The wolf is full. . .