Once, a man drank wine, and the police asked him, did you drink wine? He said no, then why?

Once, a man drank wine, and the police asked him if you had drunk, and he said no,

The policeman asked, then why does it smell of alcohol?

He replied: I drank some beer.

Policeman: Isn't beer wine?

Driver: According to you, soy sauce is also oil?

Policeman: No.

Driver: A fool is also a melon?

Policeman: No.

Driver: Hot dogs are dogs, too?

Policeman: No.

Driver: Japanese are human, too?

Policeman: No.

Driver: Is beer also wine?

Policeman:No. 。

Driver: Can I go now?

The policeman saluted the driver, waved and said to the driver, Slow down, patriots!