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Do vampires exist?

These movies/TV series are just works that people fantasize about "eternal life", so there is no need to seriously think about whether there are zombies. But I think people's desire for eternal life will really come true one day (oh, far away).

I don't think there are zombies like those in the movies in the world.

According to China's legend, the universe started from Pangu, and people were made by Nuwa. In the west, God created everything. If there are zombies, they all exist. What kind of relationship will they have? It's a little funny (as if blasphemy, they will go to eighteen levels of hell).

It seems that the zombies inside are different from those in horror movies. The zombies in it tend to be "gods", and the zombies in horror movies tend to be "ghosts".

This is a description of vampires in countless movies. Most of them are incarnations of bats or werewolves, which have been circulating for nearly a thousand years. This book describes that most of them are afraid of crosses, garlic, sunshine ... and they can't move during the day, so they can only drink human blood everywhere at night. But all this comes from the imagination of medieval people, which is not true. No vampires, no zombies, no werewolves and no witchcraft.

This legend may come from a rare blood disease-hematoporphyrin disease, which is the general name of related diseases caused by pigment aggregation in skin, bones and teeth. If patients with this disease are not treated in time, it will lead to human body deformation, ears and nose being "eaten" by bacteria, lips and gums being corroded to expose slender roots and pale skin. These symptoms are strikingly similar to the appearance of zombies. According to historians' speculation, in the Middle Ages, blood greed could be treated by blood transfusion, and some porphyria patients might try to treat their diseases by drinking blood. It was unthinkable to drink human blood at that time, so we only took blood when it was dark and quiet. So there is a legend that "vampires and zombies" only haunt in the dark.

Another zombie legend comes from the barking disease that frightened people in the18th century. /kloc-in the 0/8th century, a large-scale barking disease broke out in the poor areas of the Balkans, especially the symptoms of barking disease were strikingly similar to those of the legendary vampires: ghost eaters were generally male, afraid of light and water. At that time, it caused a panic in the whole city. In fact, it was only because the whole society was ignorant of barking disease at that time.

However, there is a real vampire in reality, but she has no pale skin, thin body, long teeth ... a series of zombie characteristics. On the contrary, she has amazing beauty, elegant figure, rosy face, gentle words ... all kinds of beauty characteristics. She is the famous Countess Bartole in Hungary. This beautiful woman has always believed in a kind of witchcraft: drink less blood, take a bath with the blood of a girl, and she can keep amazing beauty forever. So she looked for girls everywhere, secretly brought them back to her castle, and then brutally killed them, soaked them in their blood and drank their blood. (The Hollywood movie "Evil Resurrection" is a story about her. The film was told in French. The heroine's noble and enchanting beauty, soft and euphemistic voice, and sometimes mysterious eyes that exude evil light vividly show the reincarnation of a countess Bataolai. French is one of the most beautiful languages in the world, and the expression of history and ancient legends can best reflect its essence in this language. I suggest you enjoy it)

In fact, "vampire" is only a reflection of some unknown diseases in the Middle Ages. After people's thinking processing, it became the legend of "vampire".