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Repeat students, sprint at home to review themselves, doomed to failure? ! I don't want to lose!
Tell my brothers and sisters what happened in my college entrance examination today. I studied art in a fully enclosed art school when I was a freshman, but I never learned it well, let alone the culture. Talking in class and playing XBOX for a living. Senior three went to Nanchang for further study in September. Since September, 2005, I have participated in the art entrance examination. I got the professional score of 15 in art colleges, but none of them got online. While studying painting outside, I fell in love and lived together. . . On April 2 last year, my girlfriend who talked for five years dumped me. On April 5, the results of the model test organized by the school also came out-97 points for comprehensive literature, 70 points for Chinese, 30 points for English, 12 points, and the total score was 2 17 points, which was expected;
So I made a plan to study one unit in each subject every day for only 20 days. English depends on memorizing 200~300 words every day, going to bed at 8 am and getting up around 10. After 20 days (I reviewed at home), I barely learned the basic knowledge of literature and synthesis, and I also knew a little about English mathematics. I took the mock exam at the beginning of May, and my comprehensive score improved to 185, and my Chinese score was also 107. English and math improved the fastest, with more than 60 points and more than 50 points respectively. I got a score of 4 10, which really scared my classmates.
Of course, such a score is not my ultimate goal, because I know that the higher the starting point, the farther my dream will go, and I can't set limits for myself in everything. So I stressed the need to master the correct learning methods, and collected a lot of learning experience on the Internet, including the advice of famous teachers and the experience of the top candidates in the college entrance examination in various provinces. I made a learning plan that really suited my own situation and innovated my own lifestyle. In the next few days, I reviewed the sea tactics according to my own situation. In the eyes of others, it has achieved considerable success.
30 days of hell is really hell for others. At the beginning of June, I took part in the model test again, and my score actually created a record that the city could improve its score within three months. I got 236 points in the literature review, but it was not satisfactory, and it dropped from 107 to 105. But this can't hide my efforts. I got 65,438+065,438+08 in English and 65,438+004 in Mathematics, with a total score of 563. When I got home, I didn't go crazy a few days before the college entrance examination like my classmates.
I focus on the basic arrangement and composition of China. Finally, the results of the college entrance examination came out-Wen Zong 252 Chinese 126 English 109 Mathematics 1 15 with a total score of 602. I created the myth of the whole city in just two months. A person who has studied fine arts for three years passed the NTU Economics Department with cultural achievements and won a * * * 250,000 bonus funded by the government and parents. although
If you are interested in reading the following and want to realize your own myth, please pay attention to the following instructions and promise me three things, otherwise, please close your browser and talk to me now.
First of all, this method is different from previous or public views and practices. In the eyes of some people, this is unscientific. If you are old-school, or your parents are favorites, or you are PLMM, and want to keep your perfect skin and face forever, then you don't need to look below, because I will probably be criticized by the old-school or let your parents harass me all summer. The most terrible thing is that if you make your perfect figure and beautiful face, you will become a ghost. . . If you force me to adopt a son-in-law, my life will be completely hopeless.
Many people deeply refute my learning methods and question my grades. It hurts my self-esteem to say that I feel great after getting 600 points. . . After statistics, debaters and skeptics mainly focus on the following points:
Questioning the harm and function of my practice, I put forward the realistic materialism view that this is unscientific: these people mainly belong to the girl or boy or girl who is a good boy, and they rely heavily on the teacher's statement. The teacher said that learning step by step was the only point they used to demonstrate, and they held a very negative attitude towards the fact of improving 400 points.
Generally speaking, the statement I gave is that an increase of 400 is just a concept, and it does not mean that everyone can increase 400 points. Although my knowledge of textbooks is relatively poor, I have rich experience in extracurricular reading and subject induction. Strong adaptability to life, and the reasons why I have to do so. I am a successful person. If you remove some other external factors and follow my successful steps, you will definitely get the same result. This result is not an improvement of 400 points and 300 points, but for yourself in the past, because you can judge yourself and you can do what others can do, instead of asking irrelevant details how to do it like a 65,438+02-year-old child.
Author: 18 years old with no regrets 2007-5- 10 19:58 Reply to this speech
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2 Reply: The secret of success of increasing 400 points in 60 days (including preparation information and living habits)
How to strengthen your faith:
Firm belief plays a decisive role in this activity. . Please read the whole article and do as I say.
Only 10% people who are willing to participate in this activity, or even lower, will succeed. Please be mentally prepared. Just reading what I wrote doesn't mean that you are not far from success.
What's the difference between this 10% and that 90%?
First of all, they have strong motives.
What is a strong motive? The powerful motivation is that they have good reasons. You should have a reason to get high marks. You can't think that it doesn't matter whether you take the exam or not. You don't have lofty aspirations. You don't know what benefits you will have after success. You are indifferent to fame and fortune. I suggest you find a barren hill that stretches for hundreds of miles in Fiona Fang, build a hut in the forest, and then sit down and die. . .
Second: to be successful, you must be with the winners;
There are two kinds of people in this world who can help you improve your score quickly in 47 days. The first is a mythical figure, who improves his score because he has done it. The second is that famous teachers think that you can improve your grades quickly in 47 days. Because he has more experience, he may give you some advice.
Third: winners are proactive and decisive in everything. .
Success and excuses will never live under the same roof. If you choose success, you can't have an excuse. Those who choose excuses will certainly not succeed. . If you can't stand it during training, find some excuses for leg cramps, please cut off your waist and legs, so that you won't have backache. . . This method is 100% effective.
Fourth: Successful people are often people who do one step more than others.
When everyone is depressed and lazy, who will succeed? Those who go further are those who stick to the end. Remember, when you meet in a narrow way, the brave win. Think about it. If you didn't do it once because of the last chance to rise, or your competitors did it once, so countless people surpassed you, remember. The examination room is like a battlefield. What are the laws of the battlefield? There is always only the first in the battlefield, and the second is only death and failure. The first rule is not to say that your grades are the first, but to do more, better and harder than others. Then, in everyone's mind, you must be the first.
Fifth: Do you believe you can, or can't you? You're fine.
How much does a person's faith affect his potential? There was once a hypnotist who hypnotized a patient, and then he picked up a small piece of ice and rubbed it on the patient's arm. Then he told the patient that it was charcoal that had just been taken out of the stove. As a result, the man woke up and his arm was burned. How can ice burn people's skin? Faith is very important.
For example, when you feel sleepy and need to stop training to prevent physical fatigue, please remember that I will give you a belief: you are a natural sleepless. With this belief, you can keep telling yourself before you completely faint in bed: I was born without sleep, and I was born without sleep. You will find that sleep is just a habitual concept. . When your mind is confused and you can't concentrate-I will give you another belief: your brain is just a chip, and you are a robot. Will robots be distracted? When you are chatting, will your computer send out "I love you" as "I hate you" because you are not focused? When you feel really unbearable, you may say: I am in pain, I am in pain. I want to give you one last belief here. With this belief, when you feel pain, you should constantly remind yourself: I love pain, I love pain. Think about it, if a person loves pain, will it still be his obstacle? With these three beliefs, you will find that the people around you are so incompetent and fragile, so the success of improving the college entrance examination results is only a sheep that can be stolen.
Sixth: (Important) The past is not equal to the future.
Many people have experienced academic failure, and he may be devastated. What I want to tell you is that success lies not in how many times you fall, but in whether you can get up again for the last time.
Personally, I haven't enjoyed passing any subjects since the second day of junior high school. . Last year, in the top ten model tests, math and English scored more than ten points and twenty points. The average score hovers around 200 points. What does failing the exam mean? What's the point? Does it mean anything to me personally? Because the past has passed, because I believe-the past is not equal to the future.
No successful person will be hindered by past experiences and negative obstacles, because any successful person believes that the past is not equal to the future. Failure is not the mother of success. Your repeated failures do not mean that you are close to success. Failure means nothing to success. Only profound introspection, compulsory self-discipline, self-demand and introspection are the mothers of success. Only if you firmly believe in your past, parents' indifference, teachers, classmates and people around you can't replace your future, because you believe that the past is not equal to the future. Because you believe that a failed person is hard to be respected and understood, your future is the meaning of your existence now.
There is no failure, only a temporary suspension of success. I have been bragging since I was a student. I want to go to Tsinghua, Peking University, a key famous university. This wish was shattered bit by bit with external factors. At the end of this wish, my relatives said I was worthless and advised me to join the army, go to junior college and buy three books. Later, I broke the rules with my own beliefs and proved their blindness with actions that ordinary people could not understand. This is the best blow to them. Personally, I think I have never failed, because I believe I have never failed, and I have to temporarily stop my success for some external reasons. After studying for more than ten years, you are still worthless or even incompetent in anyone's eyes. As long as you have enough faith, you believe that the past is not equal to the future. Then the reward you deserve after living for more than ten years will be given to you at one time this year. Because it's not easy to live. . . . -_-"
Author: 18 years old with no regrets 2007-5- 10 19:59 Reply to this speech
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3 Reply: The secret of success of increasing 400 points in 60 days (including preparation information and living habits)
Seventh: Winners must do what others don't want to do.
For example, you have fantasized about success, dreamed of success, or had a clear goal to succeed. But why did it not succeed? Because you didn't do what the winner did, you should act immediately and do the same thing for the winner, because the same action will inevitably bring the same result.
The first reason why a winner succeeds is because he has done something that others don't want to do. The second one does what others dare not do. Third, he does what others can't. If you don't do these three things, I think you may belong to this 90% people. If you are willing to do what others don't want to do, dare to do and can't do, I believe the next successful person must be you.
Eighth: Take the most actions in the shortest time.
Maybe you think it's too late to do what you want. I will give you a formula. I study about 2 1 hour every day on average. I will get 945 hours of study time in 45 days. How much study time will the average person with above-average grades have after three years? In these 365 days, there are 90 days of summer vacation and winter vacation. During the study period, the learning method with high forgetting rate is adopted, and the average annual loss is 5 1 day weekend and 20 legal holidays or school holidays.
After a long time span, I can only master 13%~20% knowledge. If you don't believe me, you can ask those students with a score of about 500. They usually listen carefully in class and will not study after class. If they play as hard as you, what will happen if they don't study again before the exam?
Everyone is between 17 years old and 19 years old, and their thinking ability is in the stage of roughly forming. Their logical thinking ability and image thinking ability are no different from those of adults in their twenties. If you are worried that you can't do many problems in liberal arts study and have no self-study ability at all, then repeating one year is your excellent choice.
In the environment of 945 hours of highly concentrated thinking, the breakthrough of thinking ability will be great, and the potential of the right brain will increase by more than 10%. This is based on science. You can find information if you don't believe me. The average human brain's potential can only be brought into play by about 3%, and it is only a matter of time before it is promoted to 10% in the right thinking environment. People's mental state can give full play to the unique breakthrough of brain thinking's ability under the condition of numbness. If you don't believe me, you can try staying awake for 24 hours, feel sleepy at first, and then enter the numbness stage for 2~3 hours. Your memory is poor at this stage, and the numbness stage has passed. Your memory will rapidly increase to 300% at the rate of 100% in each time period.
Ninth: Attitude accounts for 100% of success.
Let me ask you a question. What percentage of success is attitude? Maybe someone will say 50%, maybe someone will say 90%, maybe someone will give me the best answer, and attitude accounts for 99% of success.
Can the boiled water be boiled to 99 degrees? Before the plane took off, the captain didn't push the gear lever to the limit. Can the plane take off? A man who doesn't push to the limit goes all out. His life is like an airplane captain who doesn't push the gear lever back to the limit. No matter how long his plane flies, it will always be at the airport. If you want your dream to take off, please start to go all out. Attitude is not 99%, attitude is not 80%, attitude is 100%.
Why do you say that? The average successful person may tell you that attitude accounts for 80% of success, but if you want to realize the most perfect dream in the shortest time, your attitude must account for 100%. A successful attitude determines everything.
Everyone may be familiar with Jordan, but you may not know that when Jordan was in high school, he couldn't even get into the high school basketball team. After watching his game, his coach told him: You have two questions. The first is that your basketball skills are not very good, and the second is that your height is only 1.70 meters. It is too short to play college basketball in the future. It is even more impossible to enter the NBA. When Jordan heard these two words, he said, Coach, if you think I'm not tall enough, I'll try my best to grow taller. As we all know, Michael Jordan is now 1.98 meters tall. His father was interviewed by a reporter. The reporter said: Sorry, no one in the Jordan family is taller than 1.80 meters. Why did Jordan grow to 1.98 meters? His father told reporters that Jordan's desire for success made him grow 28 centimeters taller. Ladies and gentlemen, isn't it incredible that even height can grow with strong motivation? As for Jordan, although he began to grow taller slowly, his skills were not enough. He negotiated with the coach. He said: I, Mike Jordan, just want to practice with these excellent players. I don't play. I am willing to help all the players carry luggage and hand them towels when they are sweating. I just want to practice with these players. His attitude moved the coach. Of course, the coach gave Jordan a chance. After that, everyone should know what happened to Jordan. . .
Attitude is successful 100%. Without a percentage point, you can hardly succeed.
Tenth: Self-confirmation
Think about what you are and what you will become. Everyone has to say repeatedly: I am the best and I like myself. Until you think you have feelings. Suppose you think I'm talking nonsense, this method doesn't work, you see every day: I'm a loser, I'm a loser. You will feel the negative effects. If you think I am a failure, it will have a negative impact. Of course, if you think I am the best, it will also have a positive impact.
Please always tell yourself when you see people here: I am the best, I am the best, I am the best. . . Some people may say: so others will think you are crazy. Remember, people are not crazy and it is difficult to succeed. I don't believe asking Edison or the Wright brothers who invented the plane. Ask Henry Ford if you don't believe me, ask Gandhi if you don't believe me. The first man in the world, at first, everyone thought he was crazy, but who was crazy? It will soon be proved.
Man is not crazy, and his ambition is not big enough. Of course, I don't want you to be really crazy. . . . When I say crazy, I mean you have to have that kind of enthusiasm, that kind of enthusiasm. . . You have to believe in yourself. . When someone says you are "crazy", it may be that you are going to succeed. A person's self-confidence is his greatest wealth. Ignore others when they say you can't do it, because all successful people want to throw cold water on him before they succeed.
Eleventh: Self-relaxation (I'll explain it together after I finish reviewing the regulations tomorrow)
Some people need to sleep eight hours a day to recover their strength, but now I sleep three or four hours a day on average. . Sleep less than 14 hours for a whole week during the college entrance examination, and then get up and recover your physical strength, and you can still be at your peak. Most people fall asleep when they sleep, and their muscles are still tight. The first reason why people are tired is lack of oxygen. However, this oxygen is transported through blood. Suppose you fall asleep at night and are in a very tense state, so your blood vessels are beating tightly, so you don't have enough oxygen, so even if you sleep for eight hours, you still feel very tired. As for how to relax effectively, music is a very important way to improve sleep.
Author: 18 years old without regrets 2007-5- 10 20:00 Reply to this speech
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4 Reply: The secret of success in improving 400 points in 60 days (including preparation materials and living habits)
Briefly introduce the plan of quick study and review in each subject:
Research preparation:
Initial stage: the first ten days.
A computer, asked to move to his room. Parents will definitely be uneasy at first, and your performance will make them trust you enough in a few days.
Pen 10: Choose a handy pen and use any pen, as long as it is not an electric pen.
Some textbooks in the notebook are circled.
I suggest using the "five-year college entrance examination three-year simulation" political geography history language English mathematics, not buying it.
Mathematical English knowledge points are confusing, so you can't understand that book.
About English mathematics, I will introduce a software to you. I'm not selling products-_-",because what I want to tell you is that this software can be downloaded by electric donkey, and how to download it is not what I want to introduce in detail. The full name of this software is: Surprise, English, College Entrance Examination, Mathematics. These two sets of software are very good, learning around the knowledge points of the whole system. Especially English, grammar learning system and word learning system are really vivid. Those who have a basic knowledge of English can learn grammar directly, and those who have no basic knowledge can recite words. If there is no foundation at all, recite from the first word in junior high school.
As Dashan said: words, like bricks and tiles, are the foundation of building a house. Although the unforgettable star he spoke for was really bad. There are not enough words.
The secret of memorizing English words is as follows:
After listening, reciting and reading. Write down the words one by one, only in English, not in Chinese. After 200 are finished. Taking a 20-minute break can be used to do other things, such as doing multiple-choice parts of papers in other disciplines. Why do you say that? First of all, the words you just memorized are being absorbed by your brain cells, but only 57% of the words are temporarily retained in the memory image. This time is not suitable for doing other memory things. After 20 minutes, write Chinese in sequence on a piece of draft paper from memory. Don't write after the words copied in front. Then open the software to check, copy the typo three times or recite it three times, and copy 10 or recite it ten times if you don't remember it. Then do other papers until an hour later. Prepare another draft paper and write the words in Chinese from beginning to end. Then repeat the mistake. At this time, you can do some other subjects, such as studying, reciting and doing papers. . Set the alarm clock and repeat the steps of writing Chinese again after 8 hours. Correct the mistake again and repeat the steps the next day. Copy the words you remember wrong or can't remember for more than 30 times, and take care of Chinese, English and even grammar.
What software do you use? Reciting words I think you recite words in New Oriental, because it can automatically record the words you have read. This is the best function, you can easily repeat all the words you have learned in a few days or even a month.
Optional exercises include: writing English according to Chinese, and writing Chinese according to English for words learned in the software. Give an English word and choose its Chinese translation from four options. Wait, the exercise function suitable for review.
Back to the original question, if you don't have a computer and software. . Three days later (of course you remember 200 every day). Once again, write all the words of the day before yesterday in Chinese and English, but don't write them according to the punishment method of 30 times.
The college entrance examination requires that the number of words should be around 2590, so that most words can be understood initially after 13 days. Some people may say: What's the use of knowing Chinese? Words are not mostly impossible to write. You don't know this. After you know half of the basic grammar and other information, start to make papers and make mock exams for the college entrance examination, and buy two sets first. Recommend Huanggang Middle School and Beijing No.4 Middle School. Then, in the later stage, I will do the paper crazily, and I will not stick to the form when I do it. You should find out the meaning of words you can't know through the dictionary and stay. Copy each word 10 times after completion. Because the papers are basically 2590 words, and of course there are about 1400 words required after class. The words you can't understand in the topic you do are not words you haven't learned, but words you can't remember. I have done nearly a hundred sets of papers, and I have to use Jinshan to find translations for the first twenty or thirty sets. In the middle, I began to feel comfortable. I can do listening and writing at this time. In my twenties and thirties, there are basically no words I can't understand. It should be noted here that you should read all the papers first, and don't do the questions. Write down all the words you don't know. You can write it on paper in the early stage, let you correct it in the middle and late stage, and then start doing the problem. The purpose of doing the problem at this time is to consolidate grammar. .
Go quickly to the grammar stage. The grammar learning of surprise software is very humanized and rationalized, and the animation dialogue is explained. The content is comprehensive and rich, and the summary is very detailed. Take notes. . According to the word learning method, review every 20 minutes, every 1 hour and every 6~8 hours. Review again the next day, and review last three days later. The content of the review is suitable for the topic of this grammar.
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