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But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly without even giving him a reason.
Watching his girlfriend go shopping arm in arm, he was in great pain and lost his mind.
Finally one day he killed his girlfriend.
He was going to kill her and then kill himself. But when I was dying, I felt the value of life.
Since then, he has been haunted by nightmares every day, in which his girlfriend is naked and has long hair.
Red tongue hanging on the ground, fingers like a hook to kill him.
Nightmares tormented him like needles, and one day he found a Taoist priest and begged to get rid of him.
The Taoist asked him to do three things.
First, give his girlfriend a good burial.
Second, burn the pajamas that his girlfriend wore before her death.
Third, wash away the hidden bloody clothes.
Everything must be finished before midnight, or you will be killed!
He did everything carefully according to the orders of the Taoist priest, but he couldn't find the bloody dress.
Not here.
It's almost midnight. Beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet.
He found the bloody clothes in the middle of the night, but no matter how he wiped them, he couldn't wash them off.
At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. The window was shaken from side to side by the strong wind, and the glass was broken.
This crack is even more terrible. Suddenly all the lights went out and the whole room was dark.
In the lightning, I saw my girlfriend wearing bloody pajamas, with blood dripping in her eyes and a ferocious face.
He pointed at him and snapped, "Do you know why the blood won't wash away?"
He was too shocked to say a word. His girlfriend continued: "Because you didn't use Diao brand washing powder, you idiot."
Eggs. "
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