Jokes related to drinking

Drinking is like drinking water. Friends must be in the Construction Committee!

Don't be persuaded to drink, work must be in court!

Let's raise our glasses to celebrate. This man must be a policeman!

No one will leave a bottle. These brothers are finance!

I'm not drunk after drinking eight taels. This person is probably the national tax!

If you get drunk every day, you won't get hurt. Your brother may be in town!

Don't be afraid to drink anything, the leader must be in the National People's Congress!

Drinking all day without complaining, my brother is in the government.

One day, Qian, who was too drunk in the wine field, mistakenly entered the ladies' room and vomited in the carriage. At this time, a lady went to the toilet to pee. When Qian heard her urinating, he mistakenly thought that someone was pouring beer and said angrily, "I told you not to drink." Who is falling? " The lady was shocked, so she held back her urine and wanted to wait until the money was gone. Unexpectedly, she farted. Hearing this, Mr. Qian was furious, patted the partition with his hand and shouted, "I said I wouldn't drink it, but who opened another bottle?" Who started drinking?

There was an alcoholic who went to the hospital for treatment because of illness. After some interrogation, the doctor said, "This is the result of excessive drinking. You must know that cold wine hurts the liver and hot wine hurts the lungs. " The drunkard listened to the doctor's words and murmured, "I'd rather hurt my liver and lungs than drink!" "