What are the jokes in the field of architectural design?

Nazi salute sculpture standing in front of Milan city hall,

After the end of World War II, the municipal government thought it was inappropriate to put it there and prepared to modify it.

Several architects found it together: simply saw some fingers for him!

One day, the boss of the Green Center said to the vice mayor in charge of construction: Boss, should our city also have a landmark building?

Vice Mayor: Get a J8. Will you pay?

When the mayor finished, he turned away.

BOSS pondered for a while and seemed to realize something.

So there is a landmark building in Jinan.

Party A: "Xiao Zhang from the design institute? I think these places need to modify the drawings. "

Xiao Zhang: "I'm afraid this won't work. I have changed the influence structure. "

Party A: "Oh, can't you do something?"

Xiao Zhang: "I really can't. This kind of influence is not clear in one or two sentences. "

Party A: "Xiao Zhang, you can't make excuses when you encounter difficulties. You should treat your work as you think. "

Xiao Zhang had no choice but to make a big move: "Leader, I really can't change it. I changed it if the feng shui is not good."

Party A: "Ah! So serious, then don't change it. "

There is a young couple who are engaged in civil engineering, and their children are deeply impressed. One day, the child asked his mother: What is the owner, design institute, construction unit, safety supervision station and cost?

His mother replied, the master, like your father, does nothing but train people with his hands behind his back all day. The design institute is like your grandfather. He is conservative and backward in thought. He walked around with a birdcage, pointing, but taking care of nothing. The construction unit is just like your mother. She works all day, busy inside and outside, and sometimes she is scolded by your father and grandfather. The safety supervision station is like your grandmother. She doesn't like anything. She nagged all day, but no one listened to her. ?

The child asked again: What is another cost unit?

His mother said that the cost is the same as yours, and that it is to help parents calculate money, but they also eat their parents' meals, wear their parents' clothes and spend their parents' money.

one day

Business manager: Xiao Ming, you just came to the company. Don't care about the treatment. Work hard and study more is the most important thing.

Xiao Ming: But my classmate, like me, earned 300,000 yuan in other units.

Business Manager: Earn 300,000 just after graduation? Impossible, right?

Xiaoming: Really?

Business manager: What does your classmate do?

Xiao Ming: He didn't wear a helmet when he went to the construction site to run the project, and his head was smashed, so people paid for it.

Business manager:. . .

Do you have any interesting anecdotes? ?