Funny copywriting with 95 # gasoline full. What is the stem of 95 # gasoline?

1. In the past half month, oil prices have risen twice in a row. In the past, it was 300 yuan to fill up on the 95 th, but now it is 350 yuan, and gas money can't afford it.

My husband told me seriously in the morning, why don't we buy a Wuling mini. I paused and asked why I suddenly bought this car. He said that the price of oil was too high, which was really unbearable.

Just look at your confident face. I admire you a little. But I am the one who refuels, and I don't deserve it.

4. When can I eat KFC? You don't have to wait until Thursday, and you can say that No.95 gasoline is full at the gas station. Was the whole people well-off at that time?

5. How much is the oil price now? I asked my friends to come and cheer!

6. Don't say 95 is full. I never dare to fill in 92. I am too poor.

7. You don't have to wait until Thursday to eat KFC. Add up to 95 without blinking. We all have bright futures.

8. It is said that 95% of people are angry in 8.5 yuan. Last week, 8.3 yuan filled up the gas tank and felt that he had made a profit.

9. Tank oil is a bicycle. For us ordinary people, it is rising too fast to drive. Hope to stabilize domestic oil prices.

10, to be honest, 95 has been filled in to 95 plus 200 for a long time.

1 1. Fill one tank of oil and the bike will be gone. Fill four tanks of oil and the electric car will be gone.

12, at this time, all the people who can drive out to pick you up are friends of life and death.

13, wow! I used to have local friends around me. Now the market is full when it is full.

14, even if the oil price rises, I still love oil cars, and the speed and passion can't be replaced by trams. Charging takes more than half an hour, which is more troublesome. I like the sentence "95 is full!"

15, I didn't expect oil prices to skyrocket so quickly. One foot on the accelerator is breakfast money.

16, some things that were said casually are becoming more and more difficult to say now, such as: 95, thank you.

17, give me a chance, I also want to shout full tank, will it feel good?

18, my salary can't make me say loudly that 95 is full.

19, full, full of liabilities. 95 full, ruin everything. 98 full, three generations of repayment.

20. Friend, where did you get the confidence to shout 95 full? Makes me panic.

2 1, I'll see what people who laugh at trams and say that the world is over and all the cars are running away with gasoline, and trams are still waiting at charging piles.

22. I recently went out to pretend to be rich. You can no longer throw your car keys in ops. "Hello, 95, fill it up" is popular now.