Exchange jokes

"Yes ... I'm from Heze."

"Wow ... so far ..."

(In silence ...)

"Is Heze liberated?"

"No, we all carry guns in class."

"That teacher won't say?"

"Teachers bring mortars"

"Not so exaggerated!"

"You can try!"

"You used to speak minority languages ~!"

"Well, I just learned."

"Do you live in a cave?"

"No, we live in the deep mountains."

"The mountains? There is a tiger. Why not? "

"I don't know now. There were a few at my door just now."

"ah! Aren't you afraid? "

"What are you afraid of? I raised it myself. "

"Is Heze in Shandong Province?"

"well! Heze is from Shandong. "

"Where are your many pigtails?"

"In order to go to college, I had to cut it off!"

"Do you still eat raw meat?"

"Our boss invented the drill fire, and now we all eat barbecue."

"Where are you from Heze?"

"Beiguan"

"That's great. Next time I come to see you, I will stay at your house. "

"... no problem, but my home is a little far from Beiguan. "

how far ...

"I don't know. It may take 0. 1 day by train. "

"Then how do you go to school?"

"The school has a shuttle bus."

"What car?"

"It's hard to say, sometimes tanks, sometimes armored vehicles."

"That must have taken a long time to arrive?"

"Get used to it, just leave half a year in advance!"

"Is there chaos in your place?"

"It's not chaotic, it's common to fight and kill."

"………………!"

"Is the marriage of Han nationality in your place monogamous?"

"No, each of us can have 10 wives."

"No way ~ ~ ~ How many wives do you have now?"

"I have 12 wives now, and I will marry three more after graduation."

"Scared to death! 12 is not enough? Why do you have to marry three more? Isn't it said that every man can only marry 10? "

"10 is not much. I can marry as many as I want, because my father is the village head! "

"Does Tomb-Sweeping Day want to go to the tomb of the martyrs to burn incense?"

"We don't have the tomb of the martyrs here. I only go to burn incense to worship my ancestors. "

"So you also burn paper money and set off firecrackers when you worship your ancestors, right?"

"No, we all burn RMB and don't set off firecrackers. We all threw Liu's bomb at the foot of the mountain! "

"Does Heze have a telephone?"

"Heze has no telephone, we can only use mobile phones."

"Is the phone bill expensive?"

"We launched 10 communication satellite without paying the telephone bill!"

"Are you in the Internet cafe now?"

"No, we don't have an Internet cafe here. Each of us has a' notebook' that has been used since my grandfather's grandfather. "

"I heard that you Heze people also won many gold medals in the Olympic Games."

"Yes, people here use it to lock keys."

"Then your training there is very hard!"

"No, we here who have time to go without any hard training. I didn't have time on August 8, 2008, so I didn't go.

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.............................. Niu B

"Are there many beautiful women there?"

"I don't know how many. Up to now, I have never seen anything that is not beautiful. "

"Ah ... then don't find it for me."

"Of course, come to Heze first next time" … Heze people are just a legend … Now Heze people are the first in China …