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Elegance is the best way to ask for a red envelope

Elegance is the best way to ask for a red envelope

1. Today is New Year's Eve. Thank you for the New Year red envelope. Although it hasn't been sent yet, it may be because the time has not yet arrived, but thank you. Can't send it.

I wonder why the lucky money should be given to a four-five-six-year-old child who can't spend money. Shouldn't we be given a baby who needs money and has no money?

It's time to humiliate me with a big red envelope once a year. Go ahead, I'll take it all.

4. There is no happiness without a red envelope except one year old with firecrackers.

Firecrackers kept ringing at the door, so I used red envelopes to press the alarm.

6. Isn't there a bigger red envelope between us except Happy New Year?

7. It's the New Year, so please pay this year's rent. Although my heart is mine, I live in your small business and I won't take credit.

8. I was afraid that I would grow too fast, so I was pressed with lucky money.

9. However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn, and there is no meaning without a red envelope.

10. If you can't turn red after seeing each other, just slap me in the face with a red envelope.

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12. We missed the meteor shower. I don't want to miss your red envelope rain.

13. The blessing may not come true, but the red envelope will be cashed.

14. Other children have received red envelopes, but I haven't.

15. Happy New Year without red envelopes is all on paper.

16. I miss you very much these years, but today, I don't want to miss your red envelope.

17. In the meantime, please try not to use words to express things that can be solved with red envelopes.

18. Do you want to sublimate our revolutionary friendship with red envelopes?

19. I have grown up, so when I am embarrassed to ask for a red envelope, please put it directly in my pocket. Fast and handsome.

20. It's not too much to ask for a red envelope during the Spring Festival.

2 1. The bell on New Year's Eve rings the New Year celebration for you; Reunion dinner to celebrate the joy of the whole family for you; Warm greetings and sincere wishes to you: how many red envelopes you give me, how much you lose weight.

22. Can I have a red envelope?

23. We are only one red envelope away from becoming the first in the world.

24. The good-looking man gave me a red envelope.

25. Sorry, due to force majeure, the other party is temporarily unable to accept your message! The Spring Festival is coming, I suggest you send a red envelope to try.

26. If you are embarrassed to say Happy New Year's Eve to me, I don't mind if you give me a red envelope.

27. It is said that all the people who gave me a red envelope in the New Year have found someone.

28. Everything in the world, only those who send red envelopes can't live up to it.

29. It's the New Year, and your little cutie will be activated with a red envelope.

30. Be sure to grab red envelopes during the Spring Festival, which means that you will be rich in the coming year.

3 1. The new year's WeChat chat service needs to be renewed.