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Summary of Zhihu's sad copy of telling others that he was rejected (50 sentences).
2. You are really nice. I really don't want to be with you.
I already have someone I like.
Sorry, I'm thinking about my career now. I think you are suitable for someone who puts you first. I sincerely wish you all the best.
I hope you find someone who cherishes you more than I do.
6. Look! The ash machine has passed!
7. Well, when the national football team wins the World Cup, I will promise your confession.
I wish I could tell you, but I can't lie.
9. Don't worry, we can be friends first. You can find a boyfriend at this time.
10. I think we'd better be friends.
1 1. Sorry, I already have someone I like. Don't pester me any more! You will make me hate you.
12. Really.
13. Reason for refusal: I don't know you well. Sorry, I already have someone I like.
14. According to the above reasons for refusal, if you are a woman, say: Are your breasts big enough? If you are a man, say: Is your bottom thick enough?
15. Reasons for refusal: What do you like about me? Can't I change it? This can't be because of man: I like you and you don't like me, so change it.
16. I don't deserve you. You should find someone better.
17. I am not suitable for love, and I am not suitable for you to like it.
Zhihu's Sentimental Copywriting (Ⅱ) 18. Don't worry, we can be friends first. You can find a boyfriend at this time.
19. Thank you for liking me, but I don't like anyone.
20. But I will remember your tenderness. (lover! It's no use being gentle, you need Qian Qian)
2 1. The most euphemistic: Sorry, I'm not the cup of tea you want!
22. I treat you like a brother, and you still want to sleep with me.
23. I want to sink with you for a century, but I am sentimental.
24. Bragging without drafting: You look better than Pan An, you are richer than Shi Chong, you are better than Liu Yong, your poems are better than Li Bai, your words are better than Su Shi, and your spirit is better than Cao Cao. How can such a perfect man belong to me? I admire you, I admire you, but I really don't deserve you.
I don't want to have nothing to do with my friends in the future.
26. If only we had known each other earlier. (Maybe you will wake up earlier)
27. Reasons for refusal: Sorry, people who love deeply don't need to talk about love.
28. I have always regarded you as my brother or younger brother!
You are like a sister in my heart. 39. I think we'd better be friends.
30. There are fewer branches, and there are plenty of grass in the end of the world.
3 1. You even value me. What else can't I do?
32. Sorry, I like men.
33. Can I go to Thailand first and then to Korea?
34. Sorry, I have someone I like.
Zhihu refused to others' sentimental copy (Chapter III) 35. You embarrassed me. I used to regard you as a good buddy/best friend!
36. Sorry, I can't accept your gender.
37. 12 love, say it out loud if you love her. Reject love and continue to look for true love. Accept love, love, sweet happiness. I wish you a little courage, take a big step and try to love.
38. You are a good person. Would you mind another good card?
39. Because I fell in love with Uncle Bird.
There is nothing special about my type.
4 1. Xiansen, do you go to the toilet? What happened? Oh, I just want you to take a piss and take a picture.
42. Everyone says so, and I'm used to it.
43. Although running water is intentional, white clouds come out unintentionally, and they are neither my lover nor my pursuit.
44. You give me time to think about it. How can I escape without giving me time?
45. Do you know why I like to use color instead of color? Because I don't like "u"
I care about you, but I don't love you.
47. There is a person in my heart. That man is what I use to stop people like you.
48. I think I need more space. I really don't want to see you.
49. Meeting you always reminds me of my childhood happiness. It feels like an aunt met her little brother. )
50. Sorry, I have never been in love, and I don't intend to.
Tell me about the sadness of being rejected by boys.
1, losing is much more terrible than not getting, because it is called having multiple processes.
2. Imagination can never come true.
3. Angel Actually, I always cherish and care about you.
I love you deeply, far away and classically.
If I am seriously demented at the moment, I don't need to be loved at all.
6, a sad song of the whole city, the song ends.
7. In that year, when the cardamom was in its prime, whoever promised to die.
8, Korean drama control, can't afford to hurt!
9. There is a person hidden in the softest place in everyone's heart, the person who once felt deeply, but didn't get it after all.
10, in fact, I'm not that strong, I just keep my mouth shut, but you just don't understand.
I think Millay loves you as much as Lu Tao, but you love her as Lu Tao loves Millay!
12, I want to die, but you say it's so beautiful, just like a dream.
13, I waited and waited until you found that there was always me behind you.
14, I haven't seen you with anyone since you broke up with that guy.
15, if I finally give up on you, please forgive me, because all my enthusiasm has been swallowed up by your indifference.
16, please don't treat me like an idiot, sneak under my nose and hide in my belt buckle.
17, honey, I shouldn't have thought you would change your mind. I'm sorry
There are so many stars in the night sky, but I can't find the brightest one in my heart.
19, as beautiful as flowers and as beautiful as jade, like water passing by.
20. There are some things that you can't afford and I can't afford.
2 1, if you can't pass, let it pass, let it pass now.
22. Sorry, I'm the one who wants the stars back!
23. I like to accompany you quietly, even if I chat numbly on the internet.
24. Did I pretend well? Even though I am sad, I will still smile at you. Do you know how painful that would be?
25. If you can't forget your new love, don't talk about your old love. It only hurts more.
26. Living like a walking corpse is too empty.
27. The man said to the woman: In fact, I always liked your ex-boyfriend, and I finally let you stay away from him.
28. Our gender is not suitable.
29. I can't live without you. I can't forget you, but you have a new love for her.
30. Please don't be right, it's hot and cold.
3 1. If I don't understand my sadness, please let me go.
32. Isn't there a girl's confession day? She refused to compensate for the injury. I will tell a man that I like you. He ran away in fear, but he didn't give me any money.
33. Sometimes, what we miss is not time, but feeling.
34. Some feelings are nails, and it doesn't matter if they are cut off. And some feelings are teeth, and there will always be irreparable pain after losing them.
35. When the pain could not be alleviated, she fell in love with words.
36. I want to sink with you for a century, but I am sentimental.
Thank you for rejecting my sincerity and letting me know.
38, the world is so big, love only wants you to understand.
Time is the best peacemaker. What was once considered impossible has quietly and simply passed.
40. I don't feel that much. I just want someone to accompany me.
Zhihu collected emotional writings about anger.
Zhihu collected an article 1 about the feeling of anger. It is better to be angry than to live up to expectations, and it is better to change than to complain.
I don't like the way you smile. I think it's beautiful. I'm afraid I'll suddenly feel sad when I can't see it.
One day, I killed all the dogs that the whole world didn't recognize me.
4. Speak if you have something to say, scold if you are dissatisfied, vent if you have emotions, and pour out if you have love. Our youth will soon pass, so don't be on tenterhooks all day.
What I want is that I am the first person you think of when you are sad, not when you are bored.
6. I have been very upset recently. People who don't want to see you go away. I'm tired of seeing you!
7. How many times did I wake up crying and want to hug you, but you were not with me, thinking that maybe one day you would leave me and hold the doll you gave me sadly and say it.
8. In this life, people only have one true love, and then even romantic love will not hurt their bones again.
9. If love is not warm, I would rather choose cold silence.
10. In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes and quietly' miss someone, miss a face'.
1 1. Like the ninth angel. Full of worries. Plant your name on the earth.
12. I don't know many people, but I still want to turn against you. Life is too short for you.
13. I was in a bad mood this day. I only said four sentences, including the first two, and I finished.
14. Can you stop being angry with me and have a baby?
15. When you are really angry, don't cry or make trouble, just stay alone and don't talk.
16. I do things for three minutes, but I love you for so long. I usually forget everything, but I remember you so clearly
17. Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.
18. Some people say that the world has two ends, one is reality and the other is imagination.
19. Watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.
20. I think of the recent vaccine incident and the past tainted milk powder incident. In a word, the present situation of China may be due to the Cultural Revolution, which broke the cultural tradition of China and left people without any culture and belief today. Or only believe in money, so there are so many crazy pursuit of profit, even without considering the health of children. He is also a parent. How can he stand it?
Zhihu collected the second essay about the feeling of anger, 2 1. Be stronger in hard days and be more cautious in happy days.
22. You are heartless and I am determined. From now on, I will always be straight.
23. Life has only the past that you can't go back to, and there is no present that you can't go through.
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.
No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.
26. Be calm, don't get angry, and don't lose your temper with people who have no quality.
27. If a person is silent for a long time, he will become depressed. The crowd seems to be lonely, endless and cold. Occasionally, I was stabbed by an irrelevant word, which was very painful. I have never been the loneliest person in the world, and I will not be tortured to death by sadness. Why can't I indulge in it? Emotion is a demon. If you don't control it, it will devour you.
28. The hardest thing in this world is not the process of waiting for love, but the process of waiting for love to disappear.
29. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.
30. The man who knows you best is Lan Yan and the woman who knows you best is Hong Yan.
3 1. Learn to be rude. Get out of here and stay. Learn to be happier than before, and smile even if you are sad.
32. If you are angry with others 1 minute, you lose 60 seconds of happiness in your life.
33. words hidden in the bottom of my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all pain can be shouted out.
34. People with deep karma are always looking at the shortcomings and deficiencies of others. People who practice really never look at other people's shortcomings and deficiencies.
Give yourself a smiling face every day and tell yourself to be happy, because compared with those who are dying, living healthily is a kind of happiness in itself.
36. I can't see the future of our love, only a vast one.
37. Many people love you. You will never be sad when I leave, just like you said. I have more than one, and I am much less.
38. It is perfect to be laughed at when you are angry.
39. I won't be kind to anyone. At this time, everyone knows that people will change their minds. This is a truth.
40. Is it true that the shelf life of love has passed, and love is no longer fresh?
Excerpts from Some Copywritings in "Zhihu" that refuse to express the opposite sex without hurting people.
Some copywriting articles in Zhihu that refuse to express the opposite sex are harmless-1. Thank you for liking me, but I don't like anyone.
2. Do you have any money?
If only we had known each other earlier. Maybe you will wake up earlier. I am now focusing on my studies (career) and have no plans to have a boyfriend at present.
4. Reason for refusal: I don't know you well. Sorry, I already have someone I like.
Actually, I'm not right for you.
6. I'm afraid that if I stay together for a long time, there will be lovers.
7. Look! The ash machine has passed!
8. You embarrassed me. I can't force myself to say the answer I don't want to say.
9. If you like my special, I am not special; If you like my Excellence, then I am not excellent. If you like me, I have nothing to like.
10. Actually, I wish I could say this to you, but I can't lie under any circumstances.
1 1. Lies: I have never met such an excellent person who loves me as you. I cherish it and hope to have you for a lifetime. Loving you is as simple as that. In the long life, feelings are getting stronger and stronger, but life is impermanent and unpredictable. Can I get your love and be your sister forever ... it may last longer.
12. If I don't like you at first sight, I will never like you in my life. So if you don't like it, you just don't like it There is no reason and no room.
13. Please make a wish to the gods and dye you as my bear! But the gods may not have time to talk to you.
14. Reason for refusal: April Fool's Day is wide open. Besides, today is not April Fool's Day.
15. I just rejected another one yesterday, saying that I made up with my boyfriend.
16. I like you, too. I just liked you before, but I won't like you anymore. Men should be free and easy.
17. I'm not fit to be a lover. Nonsense, no one will be fit to be your lover.
There are so many stars in the night sky, but I can't find the brightest one in my heart.
19. Tell you what, when the national football team wins the World Cup, I will promise your confession.
20. Not you, but me.
Some copywriting articles II 2 1 in Zhihu that refuse to express the opposite sex without hurting people. You can also ride your motorcycle. It's very convenient. Poor boy, how dare you pick me up without a car?
22. Let's be friends. (In fact, you have additional use value.)
23. The world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?
24. I wish I were a friend.
25. It's all for fun. Seriously, it's your fault.
26. I hate you I hate it when I see you.
27. Return the pearl to the monarch, thank you for your size. Give you a wisdom sword, I hope you can cut off the lovesickness.
28. Jasper's little girl is afraid to climb your virtue, feels good about her husband and daughter, and is ashamed of her beauty.
29. I don't like being together and regret it. What should I do?
30. Reason for refusal: Go ahead, I don't want you.
3 1. Don't mention a friend who hasn't arrived yet.
32. Wow, you have a good eye. Haha, but I still have no feelings for you. Keep it for the time being.
33. How to fall in love when the gender is different?
Before I met you, I thought I was not Yan Kang. Everything has changed since I met you.
Meeting you always reminds me of my childhood happiness. It feels like an aunt met her little brother. )
36. You are so handsome, so cute, and so many people are chasing you. You are a heartthrob, you are perfect, and I don't deserve you!
37. I treat you like a brother, and you still want to sleep with me.
38. It's not that I don't know anything. I see everything you do in my eyes and keep it in my heart. I feel your sincerity, thank you for your sincerity. Thank you for your respect and favor. It's very kind of you, but I can't accept it. I can't force my feelings.
39. I am not suitable for anyone, not just you.
40. I don't think I'm really suitable for you. I don't like you at all.
Some copywriting articles in Zhihu that refused to confess that the opposite sex did not hurt people 3 4 1. I don't like you. I hope you can find happiness that really belongs to you. I hope you can meet a very good person. He's better than me. He likes you.
42. I can't change shifts. A bad reason, but enough to stop you. )
43. May your thoughts stay in my heart forever.
44. Do you want to try the feeling of doomsday? Want to back down? Then hurry up!
I have always regarded you as my brother.
46. I want to sink with you for a century, but I am sentimental.
47. In fact, I have never had the courage to accept you. Seeing you almost scared to death, where did you get the courage?
48. That's very kind of you, but I don't want to turn green in Jackson Yi. I'm sorry
49. You are very kind, but I am not suitable for you. You will find something better,
50. You even value me. What else can't I do?
5 1. But I will remember your tenderness. (lover! It's no use being gentle, you need Qian Qian)
I don't want to hurt our friendship. There is only friendship between us forever.
53. You are like a sister in my heart.
54. Feelings cannot be forced. I have my own things to do. Forgive me for not agreeing to accompany you.
55. No feeling! Be thorough.
56. I still want to be excellent before considering other issues.
57. But I will remember your tenderness. (lover! It's no use being gentle, you need Qian Qian)
58. I have never thought about this question. (It's impossible! Stop daydreaming)
59. Sorry, we didn't draw in the same style. I don't know what you mean.
60. Hahahahaha, are you kidding? I have someone I like, don't you know?
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