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NBA: Are there many junk contracts? Let you see those people who missed the contract and cried behind their backs.
There are real examples among these billionaires, and there are also junk contracts that plague the team!
However, deception goes both ways. When a team and boss are cheated, players are cheated! Find a few representative examples and see how many players who are stubborn and don't sign big contracts regret it!
Cousins: I have a 200 million contract in front of me!
There was once a five-year contract worth 207 million in front of me. I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it If God gives me another chance, I will sign the contract without hesitation!
What do cousins need most? Moonlight box!
Cousins is the biggest loss among these missed big contracts!
Cousins' skill is not to mention. He can attack and defend both inside and outside! Outside can bow and shoot at the sun, and inside can fight hard! This brawny body gives people a feeling of bursting strength!
Cousins have nothing to say about their temper. He will catch fire and explode when something happens! The scene of hitting Paul's name with a ball is still firmly imprinted in the minds of fans!
In addition, the referee, coach, teammates, and the cousin who was born with five big and three thick are really like a child of three or four years old!
In this way, the king gave him a salary of 207 million yuan for five years!
But Cousins didn't know what to think at that time, just wanted to leave the king as soon as possible. In order to leave the king, he didn't want money! Don't sign this contract!
As a result, Cousins came to the pelican as he wished, and formed the best-looking thick-browed insider duo in the league!
However, the good times did not last long, and the injury slowly found the cousin!
Because of injury, the pelican only offered Cousins a contract of 40 million yuan for two years!
You gave me this when I didn't sign 200 million?
Not surprisingly, Cousins, who had a bad temper, did something called revenge in the whole league that year.
5 million a year to join the Warriors.
Starting five all-stars, the warriors of this lineup, directly hehehe!
But the result is even more embarrassing: the Warriors lost that year and didn't win the championship! Cousins didn't get the money and lost the championship! To make matters worse, he was injured again! And since then, he has hardly recovered!
In the end, Cousins left the Warriors and began the same wandering life as Thomas Jr.
Until today, he hasn't found a stable job!
Look at Brother Xin today, look at Brother Thick Eyebrows today! High salary for left hand and ring for right hand!
Look at yourself, empty-handed and empty-handed!
Audi becomes Alto!
Audi refers to Oladipo! Now he has really become a alto!
If I ask you, where is Oladipo now? It is estimated that you who often watch the ball will also search in your mind first! Oladipo, where the hell did he go?
Oladipo is now in the heat, not the first-line heat, but the heat of the development alliance!
Once upon a time, this star, who bears the heavy responsibility of the walker's revival, was also so Starlight Glimmer and radiant!
After paul george was seriously injured, Oladipo came out slowly and became the new leader of the Pacers! That season, when the Pacers were in full swing in the playoffs, Oladipo fell down injured!
Because that season's performance was really excellent, the Pacers did not hesitate to offer Oladipo a big contract of 90 million yuan for four years! Out of recognition of his own strength, Oladipo felt that he could get more, so he refused the big contract!
During the long recovery period, Oladipo and the Pacers are drifting away!
In the end, Oladipo didn't wait for the Pacers' re-offer, but waited for the notice of being traded to the Rockets!
In the Rockets, Oladipo, who came back from a big injury, obviously didn't feel before the injury. The Rockets are very kind, and they gave Oladipo a two-year contract of 45 million yuan!
But one-track-minded Oladipo once again rejected the Rockets' offer, and he felt that he could return to the top!
So, Oladipo chose a one-year basic salary to join the Heat, hoping to regain his reputation here and sign a big contract of over 100 million yuan!
The Heat's repeated injuries prevented Oladipo from regaining its former glory! There is no way to talk about big contracts!
Now Audi, who has decentralized the development alliance, can't sleep at night. I don't know if I will regret not signing the contract!
It's easy for Audi to become Alto, but difficult for Alto to become Audi!
The strongest on the surface is 175: they'd better bring a truckload of money to renew my contract!
This is an inspirational story!
His height is only 175 cm. In NBA, if he wants to occupy his position, he has to work harder than others!
Fortunately, he did it. He is the strongest in the league 175, little Thomas!
In the green army, he had the opportunity to give everything to himself. With the pain of two front teeth being knocked out and the pain of losing relatives, he struggled hard on the court. He gave almost everything to the Celtics!
On the court, little Thomas played well. Against the Wizards in the playoffs, he scored 53 points and led the team to beat the Wizards led by Bill and Wall! He is the winner on the field!
On the court, Wall and the Wizards signed a big contract of 65.438+0.7 billion! Celtic only offered Thomas Jr. a "small contract" of 70 million yuan for four years! This was flatly rejected by little Thomas! Compared with Wall, he is a loser off the court.
So he said the classic sentence: Celtic had better bring a truckload of money to renew my contract!
Then he didn't wait for a truckload of money. His experience with Oladipo is somewhat similar. He wants to keep it and then improve his social status. As a result, the opponent did not follow the routine and stopped directly.
Little Thomas was traded by the Celtics!
Little Thomas, who had just been traded, didn't care too much. After all, his own strength is there. In this alliance that relies on strength to eat, he is not worried about his truck full of money at all! 、
However, the injury on his ass gave him a heavy slap in the face!
He never returned to the strongest time 175!
So, toss and turn, drift, drift, drift!
Until this year, he had to entrust himself to someone, a short contract of 10 days!
Thomas Jr. earned $34 million in his nine-year basketball career! There's a lot to see!
Then I'll give you a comparison: Wall, who lost to Thomas Jr. in the playoffs, didn't play a game this season, and his net income was $38 million, more than Thomas Jr.' s entire career!
Black Schroeder: This is the only thing that can be saved!
The biggest joke last summer was that Schroeder rejected the Lakers' four-year, 84 million contract!
After leaving the Lakers, Schroeder came to the Celtics. Maybe he really has confidence in his own strength, or maybe he has no choice but to reject the Lakers. One year is 5.9 million!
The preliminary results are not bad. Blackie played well in the Celtics. If he keeps playing like this, he will hopefully sign a contract with an annual salary of over 10 million next season, but it's hard to say whether he can reach 84 million in four years!
However, the good times did not last long. Schroeder, who worked hard at the Celtics, was traded to the Rockets and completely rebuilt!
I wonder if this deal is a blessing or a curse for Schroeder!
The good news is that Schroeder is not troubled by injuries, and he still has the strength to fight for his next big contract!
It's just Cousins, Oladipo and Thomas Jr. They'll never get this chance again!
Look at this season's payroll, there are many bosses in it! Especially the underlined ones in the above picture!
This is the case with competitive sports. Injury is an unavoidable topic. Maybe you think you can be more valuable, but fate has given you a small turning point, and you have nothing!
The meat in your mouth is your own!
It's really the moment when I broke my teeth and swallowed them in my stomach. Only I can understand the pain!
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