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Telecommunication fraud. Guess whose script I am.

Telephone fraud. Guess who I am. There are many scripts. Give me one.

Script:

Mr. A was working in the office when his cell phone rang. )

hello ...

(The liar is lying in the rental house ...)

Liar: Oh, brother, it's not easy! Finally found you. It's hard to find you! Remember who I am?

A: (with a surprised face) Who are you?

Liar: Brother, it's not interesting enough. You don't even remember me?

A: (continuing to wonder) Who are you ... Who are you? Liar: Brother, I won't be happy if you do this again! Listen again. Who am I?

A: (perfunctory) Oh, you are Brother Long, right?

Liar: You son of a bitch, you just remembered now! How forgetful you are! (naturally changing the subject) Hey, I heard that you guys have been doing well recently?

Telecommunication fraud. Guess who I caught:

The People's Court of Huadu District, Guangzhou City, Guangdong Province held a public hearing and pronounced a case of "Guess Who I am" telecom fraud gang. More than 40 victims were defrauded totaling 6.5438+0.5 million yuan. Eight defendants were sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment ranging from 13 to 2 years and 2 months respectively, and fined from 6.5438+0.5 million yuan to 7,000 yuan. Tools for committing crimes were confiscated, and 8 people's illegal gains were recovered.