15 homophonic joke. urgent .....

The IT manager walked into the restaurant and asked the boss, Excuse me, do you need customers here? Boss: It's usually the waiter's side. When you are too busy, customers will do.

Robbery! "With a less standard mandarin, the plane boiling up. Eating, chatting and sleeping are all like hearing a signal, with sparkling eyes and looking at the source of the sound excitedly. A flat-headed guy just lifted half a glass of transparent liquid and was squashed by everyone. Half an hour later, the young man woke up from a coma, looked at the serious stewardess in front of him, and finally finished the sentence with tears: Elder sister, give me a glass of water. ......

It is said that one day, when a policeman was patrolling, he passed an alley and suddenly heard a conversation? A: "What should I do about this?" ? We kill her first, then rape her? Just then, the policeman grabbed the door without saying anything and saw two people standing in the kitchen with a fish in their hands. ...