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Gu's biggest mistake in this life is to accept Zhu Manniang as an outsider. Apart from Mannia, Gu is definitely a smart person. He has a thorough understanding of many things. In the three places in the play, Gu's writing is extremely plain and straight to the point, which makes people stunned. What are these three places?

0 1 destroyed Gu Yu's marriage. Gu found a begging statement, and the two had a quarrel in a restaurant. At this time, Gu has not yet seen Zhu Manniang's true face, and he is bent on marrying a gentle and charming wife to accommodate his outside world and children. This calculation is not honest, and I don't blame the spoiler, but Gu has a fire in his heart and he must vent it. Ming Lan said bluntly, "Uncle Gu, you once saved me, and I am very grateful. I really want to remind you that your outside Zhu Manniang is a good person. " This suddenly annoyed Gu, then turned around and asked, "She went to the house and cried and said that she was a good person. You are Hong Qiheng, so you are a good person? " "

Ming Lan was terrified. "What did you say!" Gu Yeting scolded 1: "Isn't it? Master, he has you in his heart. You can hide this from others, but you can't hide it from me. You have a crush on him. Catch him in your hand like a kite. You tighten it, and he comes. When you release it, he will have to leave. Not used to a seven-foot man? "This is ugly, but hit the nail on the head, pointing to the heart. Qi Heng likes Ming Lan. Although Ming Lan refused repeatedly and didn't say much to him, he inadvertently gave Qi Heng hope, such as returning the kneepads. Qi Heng decided that Ming Lan had him in his heart, so he got deeper and deeper. Ming Lan knew it was impossible, so he repeatedly refused and suggested that Qi Heng give up. Although it was frustrating, she showed expectation. Gu said that it was not unreasonable for her to play hard to get, and even panicked and incoherent. I have to say, Gu is really amazing, and he has already seen through it.

Qi Heng was forced to marry the princess and later lost his wife. Then he studied hard behind closed doors and got into high school. On the day of the announcement, the first thing he did was to ask his mother to propose to the Sheng family. However, it is too late to get engaged to Gu at this time. Qi Heng couldn't believe it when he learned that Gu was going to marry him. They met at the inn. Gu Yeting knows what Jiheng thinks about Ming Lan, but Gu Yeting thinks nothing about Jiheng. He even thought it was just a substitute in Gu's eyes. Here, Gu Yeting taught Qi Heng a lesson. Every sentence was reasonable, and Qi Heng was unable to refute it. Only explained that he broke his promise, because his last hasty promise broke Ming Lan's heart. This time, he wants to propose after being guaranteed.

Gu said, "I don't blame you. I just said, if you are in trouble and can't marry her, don't blame me for coming from behind. " There is a saying that "the latecomers come first", and there is no such thing as the supremacy of feelings. You liked her first and wanted to marry her, but you didn't seize the opportunity and missed her, so don't blame me for coming from behind. This is both reasonable and cruel, and Qi Heng's look changed greatly after listening to it. "You don't have to be her." Qi Heng asked. Gu Yeting looked serious: "How do you know I'm not?" JiHeng this just suddenly enlighted, originally gu has a crush on.

Gu was so proud that he didn't forget to mend the knife: "Yuan Ruo, since we talked about this, I will make it clear to you. At first, I saw that you two were soul mates and inseparable. I really want to fulfill you, but later, I felt that you couldn't handle it and failed her, so I made up my mind that I must marry Sheng Minglan when I returned to my hometown. " It's ironic to say that they were inseparable. Focus on the second half of the sentence. You failed her. Anyway, everything is your problem. Although this is a fact, it is really a blow to the balance to say it so bluntly. This is why Gu is so powerful.

Gu and Ming Lancheng had bad things after their marriage. Because Mannia came out again, Gu's reputation was damaged, and Qi Heng also took this opportunity to oppose Gu. Everyone knows that Qi Heng bears a grudge against Gu for marrying. Gu went to find Qi Heng, and they had an argument. Qi Heng thought that he had trusted Gu by mistake, which led to the departure of his beloved. Gu said rudely, "If Yuan, if I were you, which girl I like, I would propose the next day. At that time, when you were studying in Shengjia, you should have proposed, but you didn't. It dragged on for several years, and then the county magistrate came to you, and you said there was nothing you could do, for fear that the whole family would fall into the hands of others.

I said, if you really like the six girls in Shengjia, if you want to marry her, I will help you save your father and help you through the crisis. Calcium dobesilate capsules, if you don't nod, no one in the world will wait for you. This sentence stung Qi Heng's heart severely. He was filled with grief and indignation, and his face was full of tears. In fact, he also knew that his indecision made him miss it, but he just didn't want to accept the reality, so he put the blame on Gu. Gu is also a scheming person, good at calculation, but straightforward, dare to say and do, which is really admirable. The above three conversations have given me a deeper understanding of Gu. He is a man with high IQ and EQ, resolute and bloody.