Anna, the Jewish joke of hell.

On autumn night, Thales, an ancient Greek philosopher, observed the stars on the grass. He looked up at the stars, only to find a deep pit in front of him. He stepped on the air and fell down. Although the water only reached his chest, it was two or three meters from the ground, so he couldn't get up and had to shout for help. A passer-by gave him up. He said to the man, "It will rain tomorrow!" The man smiled and shook his head and left, telling Thales' prediction as a joke. The next day, it really rained. People marveled at his rich knowledge of meteorology, but some people disagreed. Thales knows things in the sky, but he can't see things under his feet.

Two thousand years later, the great German philosopher Hegel heard this story, thought about it and said a famous saying: "Only those who lie in the pit forever and don't look up at the sky will not fall into the pit."

Looking at the same thing from different angles will lead to different conclusions, and the way of thinking determines the angle and depth of looking at the problem. Please take "thinking" as the topic, talk about your own views or think about some composition topics about thinking. Pay attention to novelty and originality.

A bald man is sitting in a barber shop. The stylist asked, "What can I do for you?" The man explained, "I had a scalp transplant, but it really hurt." If you can make my hair look like yours without any pain, I will pay you $5,000. "

"No problem." The barber said. Then he quickly shaved his bald head and his partner's head.

In the process of thinking, we need reasonable imagination and creative thinking. Only in this way can people's cognitive ability be further developed, and their cognitive achievements are often unexpected. One manifestation of creative thinking is to dare to break away from convention and think reversely. Faced with the harsh demands of bald customers, the hairstylist in this little humor did not make a fuss about customers as usual, but made a fuss about himself and won customers.

Indulge in the wildest fantasies

A parent took a junior high school child to go fishing in the pond. Before fishing, he told his son not to make any noise when fishing, otherwise, the fish would be scared to run deep into the water and catch nothing.

One day, my son went fishing alone and caught half a plate of fish. Parents are busy asking how to catch them. The son said, didn't you say that fish will run deep when there is noise? So, I first dug a deep puddle in the middle of the pond, and then threw stones around the pond. When the fish ran into the pit, I just touched the fish.

In the process of analysis and comprehensive thinking, if supplemented by reasonable imagination and creative thinking, people's cognitive ability will be further developed, and the cognitive results will even be amazing. This example shows that parents see a few fish, while children see the fish in the whole pond. Adults' thinking has been bound and lost their creativity with the growth of age, while children have not, losing a lot of constraints. Students in 2 1 century should be whimsical, give full play to creative thinking and cultivate innovative ability.

One day, Jewish millionaire Harder walked into the loan department of Citibank in new york. Seeing that this gentleman is very proud and luxuriously dressed, the manager of the loan department dare not neglect him, so he quickly said hello:

"What can I do for this gentleman?"

"Oh, I want to borrow some money."

"Ok, how much do you want to borrow?"

"1 USD."

"Only $65438 +0?"

"Yes, just borrow 1 USD, ok?"

"Of course, a gentleman like you can borrow more as long as there is a guarantee."

"How about these guarantees?"

The Jew said, and took out many jewels from the luxurious leather bag and piled them on the table.

"Well, this is a jewel worth $500,000. Is this enough? "

"Of course, of course! But all you have to do is borrow $65438 +0? "

"yes." The Jews received 1 dollar and were ready to leave the bank.

The president of the branch watching from the sidelines is a little silly at this time. He couldn't figure out why Jews borrowed 1 dollar with a mortgage of $500,000. He hurried up to the Jew and said, "Sir, please wait a moment. You have jewels worth half a million dollars. Why only borrowed 1 USD? If you want to borrow $300,000 or $400,000, we will also consider it. "

"Ah, the thing is this: before I came to your bank, I asked several vaults, and the rent of their safes was very expensive. And your rent here is very cheap, only 6 cents a year. "

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At Auschwitz, a Jew said to his son, "Now our only wealth is wisdom. Others say that one plus one equals two, you should be greater than two. " The Nazis poisoned hundreds of thousands of people in Auschwitz, but the father and son survived.

Later, they came to America to do bronze business in Houston. One day, the father asked his son what the price of a pound of copper was. The son answered 35 points. The father said, "Yes, the whole state of Texas knows that the price of copper per pound is 35 cents, but as a Jewish son, it should be $3.50." You try to make a doorknob out of a pound of copper. "

Twenty years later, his father died and his son ran a bronze shop alone. He makes bronze drums, reeds on Swiss clocks and watches and Olympic medals. He once sold a pound of copper for $3500. At this time, he is the chairman of mccall Company. However, what really made him famous was a pile of rubbish in New York State.

The federal government has publicly invited tenders to clean up the rubbish discarded for the renovation of the Statue of Liberty. But months passed and no one responded. When he heard that he was traveling in France, he immediately flew to new york. After seeing the mountains of copper blocks, screws and wood under the Statue of Liberty, he signed unconditionally. Many transportation companies in new york secretly laughed at his foolish behavior. Because in New York State, there are strict regulations on garbage disposal, which may be sued by environmental organizations. Just when someone wanted to see Jewish jokes, he began to organize workers to sort garbage. He had the scrap copper melted and cast into the little Statue of Liberty. Processing cement blocks and wood into a base layer; Make waste lead and aluminum into the key to new york Square. Finally, he even packaged the ashes swept from the Statue of Liberty and sold them to flower shops. In less than three months, he turned this pile of waste into $3.5 million in cash, and the price of copper per pound increased by 654.38+0.0000 times.

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1875 one morning in early spring, Philip Yamer, a Jew who owns Yamer meat processing company, saw such a news in the newspaper: there was a suspected plague in Mexico.

Yammer's eyes lit up: if there is a plague in Mexico, it will soon spread to California and Texas, and the animal husbandry in California and Texas is the main supply base of meat in North America. Once there is a plague here, the national meat supply will be tight immediately, and the price of meat will definitely soar.

He immediately decided to send someone to Mexico for a field investigation. After the news was confirmed, Yammer immediately concentrated a lot of money to buy beef cattle and pigs from California and Texas, and transported them to the east far away from California and Texas for breeding. Two or three weeks later, the plague spread from Mexico to several states in the western part of the Federation. The federal government immediately banned the transportation of food from these States, and the North American market was suddenly short of meat and the price soared.

In time, Yamel sold the beef cattle and pigs hoarded in the east at a high price. In just three months, he made a net profit of 9 million dollars (equivalent to 65.438+300 million dollars now).