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Compare people to animals to write a composition.

1. Compare people to animals to write an article. I am short and thin in the second grade composition. There are neither big ears nor thick pig noses. Then how can I be a "pig"? Then listen to me in detail

First, lazy "pig"

"Peng lazy pig, get up!" I heard a harsh voice. I was so angry that I tossed and turned in bed, blocked my ears with my hands and shouted, "Go back to sleep!" " "Dad flew into a rage and said sternly," Are you going to eat fried meat with bamboo shoots again? " I had to get up bleary-eyed, get dressed in a daze, and muttered a few words in my mouth: "You haven't got up yet, and you have the face to talk about me. "Dad seems to be able to read my mind. Just finished, staring at me majestically in front of the door. I panicked, rushed out of the room, washed my face, brushed my teeth, had breakfast, and then ran to school. I am really a lazy pig!

Second, stupid "pig"

I am not only lazy, but also a little stupid sometimes. I remember once, I was swimming in the ocean of knowledge with relish, but a word I learned often blocked my way with the word Tao. I scratched my ear and tried to use pinyin to deal with it. I was so anxious that I stamped my feet, hit my head hard and tried to remember with a frown. The whole person is about to collapse. But it still doesn't help. I had to ask my father with a frown. Father said, "You can't recognize such a simple word. Don't concentrate in class? " Read this word. "I suddenly realized, smiled shyly and said," Yes, yes, yes, how come I haven't remembered it for a long time! " "I'm really a big stupid pig!

2. Junior high school composition A composition (comparing animals to people) is powerful in my home.

Zhuangzhuang is a puppy in my family. It has snow-white hair, a pair of bright eyes embedded above the small nose, and its tail wags when walking, which is very cute. It not only plays with me every day and brings me countless joys, but also is my "little bodyguard"!

Zhuang Zhuang is a puppy born to an old white dog in my hometown. My grandmother gave it to me as a birthday present. I am as happy as a duck to water, and my heart is full of flowers. Thus, the lovely name "Zhuang Zhuang" was born. Zhuang Zhuang was not used to it when he first came to my house. He yelled at me as soon as he saw me. After a while, we became acquainted and became inseparable partners. I usually take it when I go out to play. When I am tired of playing, I lie on the grass and have a rest. From time to time, it gently rubs my face with its tail, which makes my face itch. I sometimes run with it on the grass, and every time it can't outrun me, it will jump into my arms in a coquetry way; When you are lonely, you just need to touch its hair and you will feel much better. Once, Zhuang Zhuang found a big beetle on the grass, so he touched it curiously with his nose. I saw the beetle hit it hard on the nose and it jumped up. I smiled when I saw it.

I don't remember one time, I had a conflict with a friend. He was very angry and brought a group of people to beat me. Before I went up to judge, "Zhuang Zhuang" took the lead in yelling at them. They jumped up when they saw that they were not afraid. This move scared the shit out of them and ran away. "Zhuang Zhuang" always drives them out of my sight before running back panting.

Now, because I have to go to school, I put "Zhuang Zhuang" at my aunt's house. Up to now, I still think of playing with "Zhuang Zhuang" from time to time, because "Zhuang Zhuang" has brought me infinite joy. This 1 1 month, I must see Zhuangzhuang. I want to say to it, "Thank you, Zhuang Zhuang", and thank you for your happiness. "

Write a composition about 500 words about whether people are animals or plants. Today, I lie on the edge of the grass again, forgetting the world and myself in infinite silence.

In front of my eyes, it has become bigger than ever, and the grassland has become a big forest. A little ant, walking around alone, found a crumb. I think it must be a clever cook. He came out to find something to cook. Now he has found it, but he can't move it. He turned and walked back to the cave. Soon, the ant chef brought out some porters. They worked together in Qi Xin to move the food in. They had a big dinner tonight! I seem to smell the rice fragrance of ants. I want to go in and share with them, but I'm afraid of scaring these elves.

The life of ants is also very regular. They are doing their own thing: the little ants are at school, the teachers are teaching, and their teachers and students are so serious and dedicated. When little ants go to school, their parents are working and going to work. Jingle bell ... the school bell rang and the little ants all went home. When they get home, the little ants report their day's study to their parents, who may criticize them or praise them. A little ant who looks proud, I think it must have done well in the exam.

An ant robber fiercely stopped an ant resident, just as the ant policeman passed by and caught the ant robber. I think the ant police must be very happy because it has done a good thing for the people.

Smoke rises in the farmhouse yard, and the barking of the puppy brings my heart back.

I want to take your hand to the ant kingdom for a walk.

I am a junior high school student. I recommend an idea to you.

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Wait, there are many articles on the Internet. You can search and change them. Let me give a similar example first:

Dog's self-report

I am a puppy, and my name is Xiaobai. Because, I have many hosts, and each host is very kind to me, so I am very happy.

I have four strong legs, and I can jump up the steps as high as me. Behind my spine, there is a furry tail. My tail is cocked up. I heard that such dogs are fierce, but I am not as fierce as people say. I have white hair, but it is dark gray around my eyes and ears. My master says I look like a panda, but I'm just a puppy. I am delicious. When I see my master eating, I can't help screaming and jumping for fear that my master will forget me. I am neither fat nor thin. I'm only 2.5 meters tall, but I run fast and my jumping ability is great. Although I am not very tall, it is because of my family's lineage. I go to bed at nine in the evening and get up around five in the morning. I am very punctual. I get up at five o'clock and play alone in the open space. The host heard my voice and she got up to make breakfast.

My usual staple food is sweet potato. Of course, bones are my favorite. I also like to eat fruits from trees, such as red dates, figs and oranges.

I am very naughty. One day, the hostess took off her shoes and lay in bed watching TV because it was too cold, but she wanted to watch TV. I suddenly thought of a good way to play tricks on the hostess. While she was staring, I walked gently to the bed, immediately picked up a shoe and ran out to the door. I put my shoes down and bit them, because they are leather, so they are still very strong. The hostess found that one shoe was missing, so she wore the other shoe and danced with me. I quickly picked up my shoes and ran to another room to play hide-and-seek with her. I think it's interesting, so I'll beat around the bush here. My master called me while jumping. I ran and looked back. When you are tired, put down your shoes and rest in the nest. My master always scolds me as soon as he puts on his shoes.

Once, I saw them playing, and I wanted to play. There were so many of them that I couldn't squeeze in, so I squatted at the door and watched them play. It's interesting to watch them running around. Suddenly, they found me looking at them and patted me, meaning to call me over. I was a little tempted and stood up. They waved to me again, and I couldn't restrain my excitement and ran to them. They put their feet to me, and I bit them hard, and they all laughed.

Sometimes when I see my tail dangling on my body, I feel something hanging on my body and want to take a bite. I turned several times, and my tail was turning. I was surprised and shouted at my tail. They laughed at me. They all like me very much, and I have brought them a lot of fun.

I am a puppy, a smart, interesting and lovely puppy. I like human beings, and I would like to be their most loyal friends.

My family is a "zoo", my father is a giant panda, my mother is a fish and I am a giraffe.

Dad is fat, and his yellow face is round, like an egg. With a round beer belly and strong arms like a tree. He stays up late every day, so he has panda-like eyes. Dad is also like a giant panda. He often mentioned to me when I was a child: "When I was a child, I climbed an old tree with a crooked neck in front of my house whenever I was free." Do you think it looks like a giant panda?

My mother is thin, with an oval face and a wide stomach like a washbasin. Her arms are as thin as branches. Her hair is yellow. Do you think she looks like a fish? She lies in bed and watches her mobile phone every night. She fell asleep before she turned it off. I have to help her turn it off. It's really a fish that needs my care. She likes eating meat. Every time we eat, there are dishes with meat. We have meat dishes every day. I'm tired of eating, but she likes meat and has never gained weight. I want to have this super power, too.

I have a long neck, like to be a vegetarian, have a pair of black eyes, and feel heavy when walking. When I met my mother's good friends, they all said I looked like a giraffe. Tell me, do I look like a giraffe?

Our home is really like a zoo. We live in the zoo every day. We are really happy.

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My home is a small zoo. My family members are all kinds of small animals, which is particularly interesting!

My mother is a beautiful peacock. A long brown-red hair hung over her shoulders. In the morning, she always likes dressing up in the bathroom, combing her hair, applying lipstick and painting her eyebrows ... every step is not neglected. This morning, she hung up her earrings with great interest. She always urges me to hurry up, but I thought to myself, didn't you also delay a lot of time in putting on makeup? On second thought, mother's love for beauty is natural! In my eyes, she is more beautiful than a peacock with a screen open.

My father is a little fat and has an amazing appetite. Shh! You know me, I want to compare him to a chubby pig. I hope he doesn't feel sad. Every night, he feels uncomfortable without eating. Mom often says: "Your father can eat three bowls of rice at a meal, which can cover my daily appetite!" " "He always sits in the same position on the sofa at home. As time goes on, that part of the sofa has been sinking. I'm really afraid that one day, he will make a big hole in that position.

I heard that fish's memory is only 7 seconds. In my eyes, grandpa is a goldfish with a poor memory. Every day, he comes to school to pick me up and my brother Wang on time. He always brings something to fill our stomachs. However, he didn't bring the food we agreed with him the day before. What's even more surprising is that my grandfather always remembers some unimportant things, such as wearing school uniforms on Mondays and Thursdays and constantly reminding him. But he forgot important things, such as his own birthday. This is really amazing!

I have a grandma hen! She is always nagging. For example, if I am sick, she says, "Take the medicine and do my homework!" " "When I don't do my homework, she keeps urging me to do it. I also know that she did it for my own good, lest my mother criticize me for not finishing my homework.

In fact, I am also an animal-a puppy. Whenever grandma cooks, even through the door, I can smell the fragrance in the study early. I can always smell the fragrance and walk away. I pushed open the door at the first time, ran into the kitchen and pulled out a pair of chopsticks from the bamboo tube. With a whoosh, a delicious piece of braised pork fell firmly into the stomach. I left contentedly without leaving a drop of saliva.

This little zoo is interesting and loving, with endless stories.

My family is a "zoo", my father is a giant panda, my mother is a fish and I am a giraffe.

Dad is fat, and his yellow face is round, like an egg. With a round beer belly and strong arms like a tree.

He stays up late every day, so he has panda-like eyes. Dad is also like a giant panda.

He often mentioned to me when I was a child: "When I was a child, I climbed an old tree with a crooked neck in front of my house whenever I was free." Do you think it looks like a giant panda? My mother is thin, with an oval face and a wide stomach like a washbasin.

Her arms are as thin as branches. Her hair is yellow. Do you think she looks like a fish? She lies in bed and watches her mobile phone every night. She fell asleep before she turned it off. I have to help her turn it off. It's really a fish that needs my care.

She likes eating meat. Every time we eat, there are dishes with meat. We have meat dishes every day. I'm tired of eating, but she likes meat and has never gained weight. I want to have this super power, too. I have a long neck, like to be a vegetarian, have a pair of black eyes, and feel heavy when walking.

When I met my mother's good friends, they all said I looked like a giraffe. Tell me, do I look like a giraffe? Our home is really like a zoo. We live in the zoo every day. We are really happy.

My home is a small zoo. My family members are all kinds of small animals, which is particularly interesting! My mother is a beautiful peacock.

A long brown-red hair hung over her shoulders. In the morning, she always likes dressing up in the bathroom, combing her hair, applying lipstick and painting her eyebrows ... every step is not neglected.

This morning, she hung up her earrings with great interest. She always urges me to hurry up, but I thought to myself, didn't you also delay a lot of time in putting on makeup? On second thought, mother's love for beauty is natural! In my eyes, she is more beautiful than a peacock with a screen open.

My father is a little fat and has an amazing appetite. Shh! You know me, I want to compare him to a chubby pig. I hope he doesn't feel sad.

Every night, he feels uncomfortable without eating. Mom often says: "Your father can eat three bowls of rice at a meal, which can cover my daily appetite!" " "He always sits in the same position on the sofa at home.

As time goes on, that part of the sofa has been sinking. I'm really afraid that one day, he will make a big hole in that position.

I heard that fish's memory is only 7 seconds. In my eyes, grandpa is a goldfish with a poor memory.

Every day, he comes to school to pick me up and my brother Wang on time. He always brings something to fill our stomachs. However, he didn't bring the food we agreed with him the day before.

What's even more surprising is that my grandfather always remembers some unimportant things, such as wearing school uniforms on Mondays and Thursdays and constantly reminding him. But he forgot important things, such as his own birthday.

This is really amazing! I have a grandma hen! She is always nagging. For example, if I am sick, she says, "Take the medicine and do my homework!" " "When I don't do my homework, she keeps urging me to do it. I also know that she did it for my own good, lest my mother criticize me for not finishing my homework.

In fact, I am also an animal-a puppy. Whenever grandma cooks, even through the door, I can smell the fragrance in the study early.

I can always smell the fragrance and walk away. I pushed open the door at the first time, ran into the kitchen and pulled out a pair of chopsticks from the bamboo tube. With a whoosh, a delicious piece of braised pork fell firmly into the stomach.

I left contentedly without leaving a drop of saliva. This little zoo is interesting and loving, with endless stories.

7. The composition in the fourth grade of primary school compares the characters at home to animals, my tiger mother and cat father.

I have a mother tiger and a father cat. Why? Because when my father sees my mother, my father's legs and feet can't help shivering and I feel very scared, so my mother is a tiger and my father is a cat.

I remember once, my father and I took my mother and friends out to play. My father and I jumped up with joy and we designed a perfect plan. First, we bought some food secretly, and then we went upstairs to eat and watch TV programs. Moreover, in order not to be caught by this plan, we also keep silent every time, because there is a rule: you can't buy those junk food.

While we were eating, we heard the door click open. Dad said anxiously, "Is mom back?" I quickly put my head out of the window, and sure enough, as my father expected, we quickly arranged everything.

After a while, mom came up. As soon as she came in, she smelled some junk food and asked, "Have you ever eaten junk food? If there is, take it out quickly, or I will find it myself. "

My father and I quickly agreed: I didn't eat.

My mother asked me seriously again, so I had to hand over the rice, because if my mother found out, we would be even worse, so we gave the rice to my mother, and my mother made me copy the words 20 times. Fortunately, I'm not the worst. My mother asked my father to write a review of more than 700 words, so that he could write clearly. I thought to myself: God, do you have to fight against us?

Mom is really a tigress, and dad is an animal hunted by her mother. We can't escape from her clutches.