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What should I say in the wine field?

1, we are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.

2, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

3, don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

4. Eat and drink well! Drink well!

5. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

6, Liu Erren, two people express their opinions and drink more.

7. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two supports the wall, and nine, two, two walls leave.