Introduce some English stories! If you are a detective, you can be a joke. If it is in English, the more, the better.

One day, the teacher came into the classroom, and the students stood up together and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" "

The teacher said angrily, "Good morning. Have you only called?"? Me in the afternoon? Shouldn't it? "

So the students shouted again: "Good afternoon, teacher!" "

The teacher said angrily, "What shall I do at night?"

The students shouted again: "Teacher, it's still evening!"

The teacher nodded and said, "What about this? Now try again!"

Student A shouted: "Good morning, teacher, good afternoon, or good evening!" "

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms, and we are going to practice. I said, you should practice antonyms loudly. Now. "

Teacher: "It's a nice day."

Student: "The weather is not good today."

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere."

Student: "There are dark clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "The road is crowded with people."

Student: "Empty street."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lying"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is a one-year-old lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teachers."

Student: "I lost a dollar and stole the teacher."

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" "

Student: "correct, you should say so!" "

Teacher: "Wrong."

Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "that's no good, it's illegal!" "

Student: "This is ok, it is legal!" "

Teacher: "I said it wrong."

Student: "We are right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" "

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher said is wrong!" "

Teacher: "You are so stupid."

Student: "We are very smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Student: "Go on!"

Teacher: "You must stop now! Not to mention one! "

Student: "Let's continue now! I still want to say! "

Teacher: "you idiot, I said, stop!" "

Student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!" "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" "

Student: "The teacher listens to us!" "

Teacher: "Students should listen to the teacher!" "

Student: "The teacher should listen to the students!" "

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" "

Student: "Now let's keep practicing!"

Teacher: "Will you go down forever?"

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" "

Teacher: "Then stop! Idiot! "

Student: "Then let's continue! Genius! "

. After the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with a book.