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Lu Shenzhi in Shi Jin's eyes
When two people meet for the first time, the flower monk is not a monk, but a commanding mansion. He was wearing a green silk shirt with a beard-but what Shi Jin saw in the Korean pine forest was a dusty and hungry monk, panting.
However, even if Shi Jin doesn't know Lu, he shouldn't make the following rude moves: poking around, looking around, spitting and sneaking in.
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Normal people turn a blind eye at most when they meet strangers, but nine dragons insist on spitting at Lu, which is a bit troublesome. Lu understood at a glance and naturally became angry: "I guess this bird is a strong man and is waiting for business here." Seeing that it was a monk, the cudgel spat and went in. That fellow was not unlucky, but he hit a stick! "
Lu was furious and Shi Jin was full of unhappiness: "I was unlucky, but he came to provoke me!" " Two men, one with a round mord and the other with a ju, were trying to set fire. They only listened to history and recognized the voices, so as not to make a big joke. "。
At this time, some people will ask: Why did Shi Jin spit when he saw it? Why did Shen Zhi understand Shi Jin at a glance and flew into a rage? ?
There are three explanations for this, one of which is better: monks are pure, clean and spotless. A robber who wanted to rob the road met a monk whose pockets were cleaner than his face, and he was doomed to get nothing. Naturally, it was his bad luck.
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