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Lu Shenzhi in Shi Jin's eyes

In Shi Jin's eyes, Lu is a man with strong physique, straightforward personality, loyalty over wealth, and love to fight against injustice. Two people meet for the first time, in the third episode of Water Margin.

When two people meet for the first time, the flower monk is not a monk, but a commanding mansion. He was wearing a green silk shirt with a beard-but what Shi Jin saw in the Korean pine forest was a dusty and hungry monk, panting.

However, even if Shi Jin doesn't know Lu, he shouldn't make the following rude moves: poking around, looking around, spitting and sneaking in.

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Normal people turn a blind eye at most when they meet strangers, but nine dragons insist on spitting at Lu, which is a bit troublesome. Lu understood at a glance and naturally became angry: "I guess this bird is a strong man and is waiting for business here." Seeing that it was a monk, the cudgel spat and went in. That fellow was not unlucky, but he hit a stick! "

Lu was furious and Shi Jin was full of unhappiness: "I was unlucky, but he came to provoke me!" " Two men, one with a round mord and the other with a ju, were trying to set fire. They only listened to history and recognized the voices, so as not to make a big joke. "。

At this time, some people will ask: Why did Shi Jin spit when he saw it? Why did Shen Zhi understand Shi Jin at a glance and flew into a rage? ?

There are three explanations for this, one of which is better: monks are pure, clean and spotless. A robber who wanted to rob the road met a monk whose pockets were cleaner than his face, and he was doomed to get nothing. Naturally, it was his bad luck.