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What is the usual garbage in NBA?

The rubbish words of NBA stars are a big scene on the court, some are humorous, some are arrogant, some are mean and some are sharp. These rubbish words not only represent the personality of the players, but also become the gimmicks that fans talk about after dinner!

First of all, "Big Bird" larry bird:

1, Bird won the three-point contest three times. Every time he walks into the dressing room and sees his opponent, he will disdainfully ask, "What's the matter, have you discussed it?" Which one of you will fight for the second place? " No one really dares to oppose him.

2. In Reggie Miller's rookie season, when Byrd made a free throw, he deliberately tried to disturb Big Bird with some funny voices outside the court, so as not to want Byrd to stop and say to Miller, "Do you want to see my joke, rookie? Look! " After the first penalty, the net is empty Before the second free throw, Bird said to Miller, "Rookie, do you know who is the first free throw player?" It's me. What else do you want? " After that, the second free throw was easy to get into the net. Afterwards, Miller said regretfully, "I was really stupid."

3. Bird scored 32 points in the contest with Dr. J. Owen in his career, while Owen only scored 8 points. He kept nagging when defending Dr. J: "Remember, 32 to 8, 32 to 8, 32 to 8." ........................................................................................................

Second, Buckley, the king of humorous rubbish:

1, Buckley once threw the other person out of the window after drinking in a bar. Afterwards, the police asked him if he regretted his behavior. Buckley said, "Yes, I regret that I was only on the first floor when I was drinking. If only the floor were higher! "

Buckley's wrestling with young O 'Neill is still one of the topics that fans talk about. Buckley, who was interviewed afterwards, said this: "Grandma once told me that I must fight back when I am beaten!"

Buckley scored 54 points in a game. Afterwards, he told reporters, "54 points is nothing at all, because Webber is defending me and he can't play at all."

4. "I am the best player on the planet, Jordan.

Of course, Buckley sometimes suffers. Once, he and Tiger Woods went to play golf. Woods said, "I heard that a huge shopping center will be built nearby." Buckley asked in surprise, "Really? Where is it?" Woods replied, "It's between my ball and yours." Buckley suddenly blushed and could not speak.

Third, "Flying Man" Jordan is also the king of garbage:

1, Jordan once dunked on stockton's head. One of the Jazz bench players laughed at Jordan for dunking only on the little man's head. After a while, Jordan scored two points in a row under the defense of ostertag (2m 16), and then said to the bench players, "Is he tall enough?" .

2. When Peyton signed a big contract with the Sonics with an annual salary of more than 6.5438+million, he boasted in front of Jordan: "I am also a superstar now, and I can afford a Ferrari." And Jordan smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't buy my Ferrari, it was sent by the manufacturer."

3. doug collins, the coach who once coached Michael Jordan, thought that his playing was too unique and said to Jordan, "I am not in the word' team'." And Jordan replied: "I am enough in the word' victory'."

Fourth, "big mouth" reggie miller:

Miller's fans are most familiar with the "Miller moment", but Miller himself is also the king of garbage. Besides talking with Jordan and Feng Fei, the most famous thing is his feud with Spike Lee, the director of Knicks diehard fans. 1In June, 994, before the fifth game of the Eastern Conference finals between Indiana Pacers and new york Knicks, Miller and Spike Lee made a bet that if the Pacers won the fifth game, Miller's wife marita would play the leading role in Lee's next film, and if the Knicks won, Miller would visit Tai Sen in Indiana prison. As a result, Miller made 5 of 5 3-pointers and successfully reversed the Knicks. Finally, he made a throat-cutting ceremony for Spike Lee. However, Spike Lee later failed to keep his promise.

Five, "Shark" O 'Neill:

1, O 'Neill was thrown by Buckley and said, "That fat pig should feel lucky. If you hadn't persuaded him to keep fighting, he would be in big trouble! "

O 'Neill had a conflict with Rodman. At that time, Rodman laughed at O 'Neill's lack of a championship ring, and Shaq said, "Even my grandmother and Jordan can win the championship."

O 'Neill once laughed at Pat Riley's joke when he was in the heat: "One night I found a man dressed in black outside the window, and he was coach Riley. He broke into my mansion and stole a police car from me. "

Others:

1, Adelman said when he coached the king, "If Divac dives, then Evans has sublimated diving into an art, and he can swing with the wind with the help of the air conditioner in the arena."

2. Jordan's former teammate Winrington once killed his opponent at the last minute. He scored two points and Jordan scored 55 points. Afterwards, he told reporters: "Jordan and I scored 57 points together to ensure the team's victory."

3. What did Alston and Chandler say when they were in conflict? "Come on! What can you do if you grow taller? Come here if you dare. I grew up on the streets of new york, and I am not afraid of you! "