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Ultimate Family No. 21

Xiu: I can’t come over to practice in the summer, so I have to leave first

a chord: Take your time, don’t be in a hurry. You only care about Miss Han who can only give to him silently and don’t care. Let’s talk about the life and death of your a chord, the lead singer of Dongcheng Wei

Repair: a chord. Strike your tuning fork again. Why didn’t your ghost tuning sound come back?

a chord: Meaning It's just that there is a supernatural walker who is stronger than the two of us wandering nearby. Because he has used his supernatural power to remove the protective magnetic field of the two of us, the ghost war sound emitted by my ghost war tuning fork disappears. This means that this guy may sneak up on the two of us at any time

Xiu: a chord What have you done recently?

a chord: What great thing have I done recently? Is it because I helped the old woman cross the street yesterday or did I reply to Fans’ message? It’s weird

Xiu: It was Han who saved Han with the soul-searching song

a chord: Good Man, you don’t talk about me I still don’t know if Master Ye Xiu’s Kamikaze has seen our Hu Yanjue Luo Xiu’s personal weapon being taken out. If you have the guts, come out. It’s a pity that he dodged it. Is it a man? Maybe it’s a woman. Oh

Xiu: I think his target is not just you

a chord: I think he thinks it’s not the right time yet

Xia Xiong: Ye Siren and us I haven’t danced for a long time. Can I ask you to dance?

Ye Siren: Of course. . . Of course, you know, today the old ass is completely taken over by their boss. Brother Xiong, you can dance how you want. Let’s dance to death, one less one. (I know you want to use this atmosphere to say something to me, but Han Things are right in front of me... How can I be in the mood?)

Xia Xiong: I'm drunk

Ye Siren: What's wrong with drinking too much? I'll help you get some rest. I know we should just go home and sleep. . . I'll take you back

Xia Xiong: I can't walk. I don't want to go home. I want to ask you what you think about what I just mentioned.

Ye Siren: What's the matter?

Natsuo: Just. . .

Ye Siren: Oh my god, why is it so scary? It seems like I drank fake wine and my head hurts

Xia Xiong: Ye Siren, let me tell you, if you don’t want me to tell you, why are you here? Pretending, I didn’t know before, forget it, now I know you are Ye Henala’s eldest young master, how about I reach a higher level, right?

Ye Siren: Brother Xiong, you can’t say that, right? He's just a washed-up musician. So why don't you mention what happened to Yehenala's family hundreds of years ago? Wait a minute

Xia Xiong: You've made me really unhappy recently. It feels like you're here to force me into marriage. . . Do I have a pussy? As long as I mention the wedding in the past few days, you will act like a fairy that day

Ye Siren: No. . . Brother Xiong, I’m not a fake fairy. I just think that things like getting married are too urgent to remember. Besides, we two are remarried, right? Things like remarriage are even more important. . . I am so impatient that I have to cooperate with the right time, right place, right people, strong public opinion base and stable social situation to avoid the unbearable mistakes in our lives made by the two of us when we got married for the first time. I see you are drinking too much now. My little cutie is not very clear-headed, so pitiful. All the decisions you make now are impulsive decisions. You will regret it.

Natsuo: I am sober when I see you without me. She wasn’t drunk at all and got married based on impulse

Ye Siren: Brother Xiong. . .

I beg you, don’t be too impulsive now. I told you that it’s because of this. Yehenala’s identity has just been exposed. I know that remarriage is a natural thing, but it’s not good for us to consider it in the long term.

Xia Xiong: You now This is Ye Henala’s family again, and he is no longer the outdated musician

Ye Siren: Brother Xiong, what are you doing? Your marriage is a very complicated matter. Can we wait for you to discuss it?

Xia Tian: Han Zai, I have always had a wish in my heart, and only you can help me achieve that wish. I don’t know if it’s possible

Han: Just say it

Xia Tian: That’s right . . . I wish I could follow you. . . Let's play together

Han: Why don't you want to play together if you are still stunned?

Ye Siren: What kind of humor is this? I've been practicing for a long time

Grandpa: Namo Amitabha. . .

Xia Yu: Grandpa, do you think it’s not noisy enough upstairs? Can you please stop knocking?

Grandpa: If we want to make a noise, who is afraid of the other?

Natsumi: Come on, brother, he is really annoying. I practiced with Han all afternoon. How annoying is it? For the sake of dating in the summer, let them do whatever they want

Xia Mei: Brother, who doesn’t like her?

Xia Yu: Why, if Han regains his memory and likes Xiu, then you won’t be in trouble Don’t forget that we were a couple before

Xia Mei: Sorry, Xiu and I were a couple before

Xia Yu: No

Grandpa : An Jing, why are you holding this one?

Xia Mei: What are you doing?

Xia Yu: I don’t know.

Grandpa: I asked you if you two You provoke whoever you want outside

Xia Yu: Him

Xia Mei: Don’t talk nonsense. No, no. . . Grandpa didn’t

Xia Yu: You two finally came down after the quarrel

Xia Tian: Grandpa, I’m sorry that I kept arguing with everyone all afternoon because Han and I made a decision

Xia Mei: Brother, you don’t need to say anything. Congratulations! You and Han are officially dating.

Xia Yu: Yes, you will know it by listening to the music you play

Han: My girlfriend plays drums very well, right?

Xia Mei: Of course it’s good for my brother to have a girlfriend

Xia Yu: If you want me to call Xiu Lai for you, do you want me to help you?

Natsumi: I don’t have to fight myself

Xia Tian: What’s wrong

Natsumei: Could it be that he’s doing his old habit again?

Xia Yu: No, I think he and Grandpa have discovered something.

Han: The thunder in my hand seems to have discovered that there is a terrible opponent outside in the summer

Grandpa: No, I can’t say the opponent. Let’s talk about being a master that none of us can beat

Natsumi: Grandpa, is he a demon? Do you want to ask dad if he knows the guy outside?

Grandpa: Let’s go

Xia Tian: What happened to grandpa?

Xia Yu: Yes, is it really a demon?

Grandpa: I can’t figure it out. The only thing I can confirm is his superpower. The super strong one asks you once again, are any of you causing trouble outside?

Xia Yu: Him

Xia Mei: No, no. . . If you don’t talk nonsense again, I’ll beat you up

Natsuo: I kissed you goodbye on a crazy night

Summer: Mom

Natsuo: Long time no see

Xia Xiong: Do you have it?

Natsu Xiong: Why are you smiling so happily?

Summer: Do I have one?

Natsu Xiong: Do you want to follow me? There is also a happy event

Xia Tian: Yes, mom told you that I have started dating Han

Xia Xiong: Congratulations, that’s it already

Xia Tian: No That's us. . .

Xia Xiong: I mean holding hands, where do you want to go?

Xia Tian: It’s just like dad. . .

Natsuo: Bingo got the answer right, your dad and I want to congratulate you again

Xia Tian: Mom is really fake

Natsuo: Are you really kidding? Ah

Grandpa: Don’t be too happy

Xia Xiong: You speak Taiwanese very well

Xia Tian: Grandpa spoke it

Natsuo: Dad, you haven’t slept yet

Grandpa: I was sleeping when you woke me up

Natsuo: Now that you’re up, did you hear what I just said

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Natsuo: Long time no see. I heard and smelled it, but I couldn’t hear about you and that demon from Yehenala trying to rekindle their relationship

Natsuo: Dad Don’t talk like that. You’ll be punished with a drink

Grandpa: I think something is going to happen in our family recently

Xia Xiong: Dad, why are you talking like that? The identity of the dead person has been exposed. He has nothing to hide from me, right? You just turned a blind eye when I got back together with him. You forgot that he and I were husband and wife

Grandpa: Even though I said you wanted to I'm unhappy that he got back together again, but that's not what I'm talking about

Xia Xiong: What's that?

Xia Tian: Yes, mom has a supernatural power near our house. A strong master

Nia Xiong: A master with very strong abilities

Xia Tian: Yes, even Han’s protective weapon Jing Lei is on alert

Xia Xiong: Han . . . Han has regained his memory, right? Isn’t that what it looks like? Dad, you haven’t slept yet.

Grandpa: Otherwise, do you have amnesia or Alzheimer’s disease? Take your health insurance card and check it out

Xia Xiong : Okay, then do you know who it is?

Grandpa: If I knew, I wouldn’t have to tell you all these things here.

Xia Tian: Yes, Grandpa, even Grandpa. I think he might not be able to deal with that mysterious master

Xia Xiong: So he came to our house

Grandpa: I don’t know, maybe he just came to check the household registration, right? Anyway, there are people at all. I don’t care about this matter, I only care about my marriage

Natsuo: Who. . . Who, Dad, don't be like this. Why are you so angry? I'm just like that dead man. . .

Grandpa: I have forgotten everything about you and that dead man, right? Grandpa Xia has amnesia

Xia Tian: Grandpa

Xia Xiong: So you are going Look at the health insurance card, isn’t it? You need to take the health insurance card to see a doctor

Natsuo: From the way dad talks, it seems like something is going to happen recently. How is this possible? My dad, he is from the supernatural world. How could a master with supernatural powers who rarely appears in a century suddenly appear at this time? My father is not able to deal with it. It must be my father. He is unhappy that I got back together with a dead person and came up with this bad trick.

Natsumi: Congratulations on your mother's order

Xia Yu: Brother Xiong, how many tables do you want to set up for this wedding? Do you want to contract the wedding for me? But let me take part of the gift money. . . Qisan is ready

Xia Xiong: When I got married last time, you were too late to attend. How much do you want to pay this time?

Xia Yu: Your hair is messed up

Xia Tian: Mom, dad must be super excited, right? Then how did he propose to you?

Natsumi: That’s right. . .

Xia Xiong: Brother Xiong of Yehenala Seren No. 9 Serenade, let me tell you about the violin piece he wrote himself and named it after me

Xia Mei: So romantic Oh, is it better than Soul Washer?

Xia Yu: Xia Mei, what a bad metaphor, compare Soul Washer to it

Xia Mei: That’s right, Soul Washer is super nice. Dad is so handsome

Xia Tian: Mom, what’s wrong with you

Xia Xiong: Did grandpa say that a master with special powers will appear in the family at this time recently

Xia Mei: Don’t you feel it, Mom?

Xia Yu: Brother Xiong is here again

Xia Mei: Don’t scare me. Is this true? Why don’t I feel anything at all?

Xia Yu: Nonsense, your power is a low-level power walker. How can you feel it?

Xia Mei: What are you talking about, you damn Muggle? I will beat you up

Natsuo: Okay, let’s go take a look

Natsumi: You go first

Natsuo: Dad

Grandpa: Brother Xiong, are you an enemy or a friend? Can it be sensed?

Xia Xiong: I can’t sense it. I don’t mean I feel that the other party’s powers are super strong.

Grandpa: Wait a minute. If the other party rushes in, don’t follow him. He politely asked Xia Tian and the others to tear off all the sealing stickers and fight with his car

Xia Xiong: Dad, be careful

Grandpa: Ya is gone

Natsu Mei: Grandpa is What's going on? I don't feel that you are all the same.

Xia Tian: What's wrong with Han?

Han: It's okay

Xia Tian: Mom, inside my body I think the ghost dragon is also ready to take action. I think it must have been influenced by that super powerful master

Natsuo: The ghost dragon is very competitive and strong, so he is very competitive. . . He can't accept someone who is stronger than him. Dad, do you feel whether the other person is an enemy or a friend?

Grandpa: I asked you just now, and now you ask me, no matter whether the other person is an enemy or a friend, you still want to go.

Xia Xiong: Who. . . Who

Grandpa: It doesn’t matter who he is. Anyway, that person shouldn’t end up becoming one. . . Then lie down three feet and six feet

Xia Xiong: Dad

Xia Mei: Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, it’s been a good journey grandpa

Ren Chenwen: What did you say there is a super strong one? When the supernatural walker appears, it must be for me. Who told me that I have the potential and factors of the ultimate Iron Man in my body? I just said that it will appear sooner or later. By the way, I will tell you one thing. Sometimes I will cover up and help those weak ones, for example

Blind secret: for example, elementary school students

Ren Chenwen: We big guys will go there when we have no money

Brother Frog: Blackmailing elementary school students

Ren Chenwen: You guys. . .

Xia Mei: Wait a minute, Ren Chenwen, Brother Blind Frog, help me give Ren Chenwen a slap. If you don’t give me a slap, I will electrocute you

Ren Chenwen: Sister Meimei, I won’t tell. . .

Xia Yu: But what Ren Chenwen said just now is quite reasonable

Ren Chenwen: Right, Brother Yu, you know me well

Xia Mei: What does it have to do with you?

Ren Chenwen: Me. . .

Xia Mei: Ultimate Techman, right? Because the potential of Ultimate Techman in my little brother has attracted experts

Xia Yu: Yes, this is very possible, Xia Tian

Xia Tian: I just have potential, and I’m not very good at controlling ghost dragons now

Xia Mei: But I heard Xiu say that he didn’t need to seal the dragon in order to save Han that day. Post it and push that ghost dragon back

Xia Yu: Real or fake

Xia Tian: It’s just a coincidence, and if I can’t do it that day, I might not be able to do it the next time

Han: Really, Xia Tian really suppressed the ghost dragon just to save me

Xia Yu: If you are so powerful, have you told Brother Xiong, does he know?

Xia Tian : You don’t need to tell your mother about this kind of coincidence

Ren Chenwen: Sister Meimei, I want to speak

Xia Mei: Say

Ren Chenwen: My God, love has won. The ghost dragon hurt me and I can't help but think that my situation is the same as yours

Blind Secret: Boss, you'd better not do it

Brother Frog: Just tell yourself

Ren Chenwen: I just want to say that Sister Xiong and the leader of the dead group can remarry and get back together, why can’t we two? What I want to say is

Natsumi: How is it

Brother Frog : Blind Secret

Ren Chenwen: If you electrocute me, I still have to say it. Although I know you couldn’t like me when you were a child, I still have to say it

Xia Mei: What are you talking about, mother and father?

Xia Xiong, Ye Siren, Xia Mei: Hi

Xia Xiong: That’s what I’m telling you, let’s have a barbecue

Xia Mei: That’s right. . .

Xia Yu: Do you want to eat?

Ye Siren: Yes. . . I like to eat sausages the most

Xia Mei: Dad congratulations

Xia Yu: Yes, are you nervous? You are getting married again. Again

Xia Mei: Again

Ye Siren: What do children know? Why should you be nervous? Your dad, I and Brother Xiong are not the first time.

Ren Chenwen: Brother Xiong, the leader of the dead group Congratulations

Ye Siren: Everyone is here. . . sit. . .

Xia Mei: You are not allowed to sit, go to the back

Ren Chenwen: Brother Xiong, look at it

Xia Mei: It's okay. . .

Ren Chenwen: Brother Xiong, the leader of the dead group, I have something very important. I must tell you something. Before you get married, I want to confess to Xia Mei.

Ye Siren: What is confession?

Natsumi: What confession is there? The messy old mother Darling is really true. This little brother and Han can let them get married by the way. If we get married with you, we will have double happiness, right?

Natsuo : Why did Xia Mei suddenly have such an idea?

Xia Yu: He just told me

Xia Mei: I said it. . .

Xia Yu: He said that last time he suppressed the ghost dragon without sealing the dragon sticker to save Han.

Xia Mei: That's Right

Xia Yu: Only love Only strength can save Han

Xia Xiong: Is it true? Xia Tian, ??why didn’t you tell me? You didn’t use the Dragon Sealing Sticker

Xia Tian: Yes, Mom, but that time was a coincidence If so, I will definitely tell you that it’s a coincidence

Natsumi: What a coincidence, it’s true. Han doesn’t have a family anyway, and I love him so much that we’ll make it happen for them, okay, please follow you. How nice it would be to get married together

Ren Chenwen: Xia Mei, you are so treacherous. You deliberately made things up for them so that Han wouldn’t be a repair master with you, right? You are really treacherous and I object

Xia Mei: You’re nothing to oppose

Ye Siren: Okay. . .

Stop making trouble, okay sister, what are you talking nonsense over there? Xia Tian, ??he is only in his third year of high school now, is he talking nonsense about marriage?

Grandpa: I agree

Ren Chenwen : Grandpa, please do this too

Grandpa: I agree with Natsumi's opinion

Natsumi: That's Right

Grandpa: Let Xia Tian marry Han as soon as possible

Natsuo: Dad. . .

Grandpa: I have a reason. The ghost dragon is not that easy to control, but Xia Tian successfully controlled it once to save Han. So if the two of them become husband and wife and become one body, then Xia Tian has a certain chance of success. It will be greatly improved. There are only sausages and not two tribute balls

Xia Yu: Brother Xiong, I think what grandpa said is very reasonable. Moreover, the Han family is Han Kelama's specializing in producing female warriors, so it should be OK

Natsuo: No, it feels like I have to ask people for their wishes

Grandpa: I’ll ask for their wishes, okay. We are very serious now and treat it as a cross for the time being. Please ask. Are you willing to marry Xia Lanyong Deliu?

Ren Chenwen: Grandpa Xia Lanyong Deliu is your nonsense

Xia Tian: Grandpa, I am Tian

Grandpa : Will Han be willing to marry Xia Lanyong Detian and abide by women's ethics and not commit adultery throughout his life? If he doesn't speak, he will default to asking. Asking for opinions

Grandpa, Ren Chenwen, Xia Mi, Brother Frog: Ya

Xia Mei: Yes

Ye Siren: No. . .

Grandpa: Congratulations. . .

Ye Siren: I am against me. . . Either I or I am against Ma Xiong. If the two of us want to get back together, I am firmly opposed to Xia Tian and Han getting married. They can't even be together. Do you understand?

Xia Tian: Dad, why are you against it? The two of us are dating

Ye Siren: Me. . Children, don't interrupt when adults are talking. You can't understand.

Xia Tian: Dad, why are you talking like this?

Xia Xiong: Yes, what are you angry about? Even if we are joking,

Ye Siren: Me. . .

Grandpa: What am I? You may have temporarily regretted not wanting to marry my daughter again, so you used the child's affairs as a reason to come here to make trouble, right?

Ye Siren: Me. . . Dad you. . .

Xia Mei: Dad, is this true? If this is true, then you are going too far

Ren Chenwen: It is going too far

Ye Siren: Don’t interrupt Okay, who are you to teach your adults how to speak? Why are you interrupting? I'm so angry

Xia Yu: Xia Mei

Xia Mei: Why are you so fierce? I didn't say anything wrong. Why are you so fierce? You are fierce

Ye Siren: Meimei, why are you crying? You are so angry

Grandpa: He is a devil. . . God forgive him

Xia Yu: Grandpa. . .

Xia Xiong: What

Ye Siren: I knew you would react this way, but now that something is going to happen between Xia Tian and Han, I have to say it

Xia Xiong : Ye Siren

Ye Siren: Brother Xiong, I know how you feel now, but I want to say at this juncture

Xia Xiong: Don’t talk

Ye Siren: Okay, I don’t Isn’t it right to speak? I mean, don’t get excited. This matter cannot be solved by anger, not to mention the two of us have happy events to do, right?

Xia Xiong: I like your mother, Ye Siren, please explain it to me once and for all. How many other things have lied to me?

Ye Siren: No, it’s true this time

Xia Xiong: Didn’t you say that you are only superficial and carefree every time? /p>

Ye Siren: Yes, I am also surprised. . .

I mean, this is the only exception. Since the two of us are going to remarry, Xiong, let’s just ignore these trivial matters.

Xia Xiong: Ye Siren, please listen carefully to our marriage and treat it as such. It’s just a joke. Don’t mention it again. But when Xia Tian is in love with Han Zheng now, you actually told them that they are half-brothers and sisters. I can’t imagine what the consequences will be.

Ye Siren: Xiong That's what you mean. . .

Xia Xiong: What I mean is that the trouble was caused by you. Go and talk to them yourself

Ye Siren: Me. . . Okay, then can you think about the matter between the two of us?

Xia Xiong: Yes, I won’t appear in the same place as you

Ye Siren: Xiong. . . You don’t want to be like this

Natsuo: Because I’m afraid I’ll castrate you myself

Natsuo: Turn off the TV

Natsumi: What are you doing with your mother’s orders?

Xia Xiong: That dead man’s father has something to tell you

Xia Yu: The situation is not good for you guys

Xia Tian, ??Xia Yu: Dad

Xia Yu: Brother Xiong said he had something to tell us. What happened? You just had a big fight. He was so angry.

Ye Siren: Xia Han, you two, come up with me.

Xia Yu: What’s wrong with these young couple? It must be that the younger brother and Han have a child, so it’s fun to ask the father to come out and solve the problem

Xia Yu: What kind of sister are you? How can anyone talk about my brother like this

Xia Mei: Then don’t listen and go away

Xia Yu: Why don’t I listen?

Ye Siren: So the necklace on Han’s neck was given to me by my uncle back then. Your mother's Han. The picture in the middle of the photo of you and Xia Tian when she was little. This is your mother. Do you still remember that? That's right. You must also remember that day when your mother was dying. Uncle, I wanted to take you away from your house, but suddenly a few people ran in. How could it happen that the bad guy kidnapped you? This must be Phantom Eye. When he wanted to train you to become Stone Heart and Kill Heart, he did something. This memory in your mind has disappeared

Xia Tian: Dad

Ye Siren: Xia Tian, ??dad knows everything about your feelings. All I want to say is

Xia Tian: You don’t know how you knew how you could do this. I simply can’t forgive you for what happened

Ye Siren: This. . . Xia Tian, ??you can't say that. Dad just found out about your mood

Xia Tian: You don't understand my mood at all now

Ye Siren: Me. . .

Xia Tian: I don’t want to talk to you at all

Han: Xia Tian

Ye Siren: Xia Tian. . .

Cold: Summer

Ye Siren: Otherwise, let’s go to the old buttocks and have a good chat about whether it’s a good summer for dad to treat us.

Xia Mei: Old dad. . .

I just heard you say that Han is your child outside your home

Xia Yu: You idiot, now is not the time to ask this question

Xia Mei: I need to ask clearly, okay? This is so similar If you don’t understand Korean dramas, the endings usually turn around.

Xia Xiong: If I cry again, I won’t be Brother Xiong. Your father told you this

Xia Tian: Dad said that Han is my comrade. Half-sister

Xia Xiong: Xia Xiong: I’m sorry for your mother. My own marriage failed and I dragged you down

Xia Tian: Mom, you don’t want to be like this. There is no way to blame this kind of thing. Mom, you and your dad are going to get back together and remarry

Xia Xiong: I can’t accept Han’s matter, so don’t mention it again

Xia Tian: I’m the same as you I’m very angry with Dad, but Mom, do you know how much I hope you two can get back together?

Xia Xiong: Where is Han?

Xia Tian: Han is in the room. I will go talk to him later. Yeah, I hope I can get through it, I hope Han can too

Xia Xiong: Summer, my summer, mom, I believe I can get through my summer

Summer: Mom

Natsuo: Xia Tian

Xia Tian: Where are you going

Han: Anywhere is fine, I should leave too

Xia Tian: But. . .

Han: Xia Tian, ??I think it would be better if the two of us don’t talk now

Xia Tian: Even if it’s like this, I can’t say goodbye to you. Maybe you can don’t, Han. Just act like you don’t know what to do if you leave us. As long as we keep distance, at least I can still look at you

Han: Just like I don’t remember that I am the Stone Heart Killer, not remembering doesn’t mean that the two of us don’t exist. It's impossible for us to get back together, and we can't pretend that this didn't happen. Xia Tian, ??let me leave

Han: Xia Tian, ??don't follow us anymore, let's say goodbye here

Xia Tian: Han, I don’t want to say goodbye

Han: You can definitely find someone better than me in your life

Xia Tian: Han, I don’t want to say goodbye at this time

Han: You started to have feelings for me because I gave you a hairpin when I fought for me when you were a kid

Xia Tian: Why can’t I not say goodbye? Why can’t I? I’m not leaving

Han: In summer, we don’t know how to use time and space. There is no way to go back to the past and change the fait accompli, so I think we can virtually copy the day you saved me and we can say goodbye again when we get there

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It’s finally finished. It took almost three hours. I typed it out bit by bit. I’m exhausted. Okay, I’m going to watch episode 28.