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Tik Tok, talk about phrases and sentences. Girls are domineering.

1. What does your holiday have to do with me driving Lamborghini?

Being caught in the rain can't stop me from playing.

Remember, my real identity is a little pig!

Don't ask why the sun is so beautiful today, and don't look at who gives the light.

5. Kings don't exist every day. Only by keeping a low profile can they be immortal.

If you want to play with me, I will make you cry rhythmically.

7. Can't we just sit down and chop at each other calmly?

8. Don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is poor and I catch a cold easily.

9. I want to be one of the most important people in someone's heart

10. Don't tell me the past. I want to live well now.

1 1. I am my own sun, and I don't need anyone's light.

12. Be someone else's baby and stay out of my muddy water.

13. If I don't get better, what should I take to make you regret it?

14. You have disturbed my heart. When will you mess up my bed?

15. I hope to be as charming as dusk and a little warm occasionally.

16. Big Brother is inarticulate and uneducated, but he loves you.

17. Nothing to worry about. Many things can be solved by jumping off a building.

18. Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, stop and see who bites badly!

19. I don't drink the water that others have drunk, nor am I interested in sharing the same person with others.

20. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend. It is against heaven that our god falls in love with mortals.

2 1. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

22. I don't tidy my room. I went with the wind.

23. There is a kind of fish named Kun in the Northern Ghost. It is so big that Darren Wang can swallow it in one gulp.

24. The favorite dog does not appear, and the favorite dog does not like it. The sour smell of love distributed all over the world is just that you are single and smell of single dog.

25. It's always too late to know that I'm cute.

26. My parents really think I'm lazy and don't like going out. If I had money, you wouldn't even see my people.

27. The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat and eat with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

29. I once had a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If I could start over, I would choose Li Bai.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should be cute or have a good memory. I have forgotten the answer at that time.

3 1. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and never say a word about your loveliness and immortality ~

32. I seriously doubt that I always use my red thread to knit long pants.

33. I really don't understand you people. Don't you have any crystals at home? Why did you hit my crystal? It's ridiculous.

34. Dear uncles, don't honk your horn when driving tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Don't think that the college entrance examination has nothing to do with you. As long as you get along well enough, your daughter-in-law is taking the college entrance examination at this time.

35. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. She can have two drinks and even want a third.

36. Eat and sleep, stay cute, and refuse to stay up late to prevent hair loss. ▔﹏▔

37. I want to put a sweet one on the strawberry jelly bed and hug you to sleep.

Don't mess with me I want to be your wife when I am angry.

39. Anger is anger. Big brother can't never love you.

40. Sometimes I hate myself. I can't talk, I'm too kind, I have no brain, I'm so cute.

4 1. What little suckling dog, little German shepherd, old local dog describes that men don't need so many messy dogs.

42. A suit of Jiao Jiao meat is ugly.

43. Speak well and don't seduce me.

44. I miss you a little.

45. Every girl is made of candy, and thieves are sweet.

46. I want to ask you if you are tired. I've been running around in my head.

47. I like you just as Winnie the Pooh likes honey, and I want to be with you every day.

Talking about Tik Tok's domineering mood phrases and sentences

1. May you live in reliable mountains and trees all your life, enjoy flowers in spring, enjoy the cool in summer, climb mountains in autumn, and sweep snow with your loved ones in winter. May you step on the beach by the sea and have a good partner. May you look at the clouds on the top of the mountain and hold him silly. May you meet your destiny as you wish, neither too early nor too late, neither too urgent nor too slow. May the person you love love you, and may you work hard and be loved all your life.

I don't blame you for not accompanying me to the end, nor do I blame fate for dismissing our feelings. I just hope you will take good care of yourself every day in the future.

3. Since then, I have been courting flowers and never talked about being together all my life; From then on, red light and green wine, never want to hold anyone's hand again; Since then, I have never been in love until I was old.

All my life, I only borrowed a ride, and since then, there have been a sea of people, regardless of the day of returning home. In the future, I will walk well. Take your time and don't look back.

I am incompetent, and I have not been favored by girls. I don't blame that girl for bothering her for a long time. From then on, all my love stopped at my lips and teeth. The girl goes south, I look north, and I won't bother her again. I hope the girl will be well in the future, meet a lover and be happy for a lifetime.

6. May you be warm in three winters and not cold in spring; May you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. May a good man accompany you on your way, may you be happy and unpretentious, and may you enjoy life sincerely and kindly. May time slow down and old friends stay; May someone accompany you from one place to another, may the person you miss say good morning to you, and may you not feel lonely when you are alone. May you walk on earth once, complete the three realms and six roads, and see through right and wrong, good and evil; From then on, happiness comes from the heart and is unrestrained.

7. The girl is guilty, and the sin lies in your smile. Line by line with my emotions, girl, you know!

8. Just like the wind blows everything, I always feel that my love for you must have blown into your heart at some moment.

9. People's life is to meet again and again. Different choices may be that completely different people are with you. So don't miss the best age and the hardest heart.

10. Nothing, but I think you look good and smell good, and you will be happy. I'll be happy if you come for a while.

A girl's domineering life is a very domineering word.

1, whoever loves what I can't get.

2. Women should remember that the ultimate destination of Youlemei is the trash can.

3. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold.

If you have the power to force me, I will have the power to kill you.

5. Get out of my world with the love in your mouth.

6. I love the bed, but when the alarm clock gets angry, it always separates me from the bed.

7. Don't tell my sister to grow old together. My sister should always have black hair.

8. Never explain yourself to anyone. People who trust you don't need it. It's no use talking to people who don't believe you.

9. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

10, no matter how wide and far the road is, as long as you participate, it is safe.

1 1, I can afford it. I am full of shame.

12, without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing at 1.

13, I don't say what I said, I don't do what I did wrong, and the people I loved don't love.

14, a simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

15, trusting you gives you a chance to lie to me.

16, in fact, I haven't changed, just learned the way you treat me together and treat you!

17, there are some things that we know are wrong, but we must insist because we are unwilling.

18, what others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you live has nothing to do with others.

19, you will be envied if you are good, and you will be looked down upon if you are not good. Publicly, others will call you coquettish, but conservatively, others will call you pretending.

20. Now, I love you for your husband during the day and your husband loves you for me at night.

2 1, I am not easy to be virtuous, how can I be worthy of your unprecedented love for the new and dislike for the old?

22. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

23. I can only love you all my life, not for a while.

24. Walking with time is unforgettable.

Even if I can't see you, my heart won't hurt.

26. Invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?

In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

28, I said: Supreme Treasure, I am not Xia Zi, I am just an irrelevant outsider. You said: You are just an actor who is eager to be hidden.

29. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

The tragedy of marriage is not that a man walks into the grave of love, but that your wife can only hold a toothpick from now on.

3 1, as long as you like, as long as I have you, what are you doing outside? Please stay with me.

32, you fucking listen to me, I love you!

33. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?

34, you idiot! Stand behind me when this happens!

Don't say sorry to me, because I'm not sure that it doesn't matter with a smile.

36. Only if I love you will you shine. If I don't love you, you are nothing.

37. If you like me, don't tell me anything unrealistic. If you don't like me, you can leave.

38. If you can't beat and scold, this is fucking love.

39, meet, either hate late or hate early.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will certainly succeed.

4 1, I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

42. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

43. Many things are between not saying grievances and saying affections.

44. Some people are much better than real people when making masks.

45. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is Men's Show.

46. Those who destroy are immortal, and those who destroy are immortal.

47. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

48. Who did you make that expression with? . I owe you an overdue loan or something.

49. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

50. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

5 1, the carousel is the most cruel game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other!

52. The biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

53. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

54. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

Fifty-five cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they form a piece.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

57. There is only one difference between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.

58. If you can't catch the sand, just lift it.

59. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck. This makes me very angry. I wipe my ass too carefully.

60. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor!

6 1, my life is decided by me, not by the sky, and the sky will destroy me and I will destroy it.

62, people can not be too square, nor too round, one will hurt people, and the other will keep people away from you, so people should be oval!

63. Don't be infatuated with brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

64. The advertisement was very good, and a TV play suddenly popped up.

Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

66. Be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament.

You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

I hate people like that, so I won't do that anyway.

69. Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

70. Sleeping or not listening in class, but learning is still good.

7 1, the most hateful thing is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation.

72. The social road is difficult, and some people have dogs.

73. I will not bow my head, I don't know how to retain, and I am not good at words. This could be me.

74. My enthusiasm is limited, so you should hurry up.

75. Anyone can rob a man, but not a girlfriend.

76. I really like my invulnerability.

77. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.

78. Since you know it, there's no need to stir it up.

79. If you were here, I would love you forever. If you are not here, I will give up my love.

80. I really feel that some people are embarrassed not only in appearance, but also in their bones.

8 1. Couples rob a lot in the class, but I think it's better to be single, don't you?

82. Don't pin your happiness on others. True happiness must come from yourself.

I would rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.

84. Don't think you are important. I can still live without you, and my life is more exciting!

Remember, you will regret it one day.

86. If life often kicks you, don't forget to slap it. Resistance is better than tears.

I don't want so many excellent people, I just want you.

88. The most ridiculous thing is the sentence on the cigarette case: Smoking is harmful to health!

Please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.

90. Friends are. I don't know what I'm talking about, but you know everything .

9 1, well, you continue to perfunctory, continue to ignore, and continue to hurt. I'm invincible anyway.

92. I am desperate now, just to walk in front of a bitch with high heels, curly hair and delicate makeup in a few years.

93. When all the guns are pointed at you, who will be with you without hesitation? You can tell who your friends are at a glance.

94. Good friends will never have the same personality, but they can best understand each other's differences.

95. My dear best friend, I am fine, but I miss you very much.

96. It was sunny that year. That's how we met and thought you were another me.

97. You don't need too many good friends. Two is enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. He asks you for a debt, and the other party is willing to kill him.

98. I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and strong. I have this style that you don't have.

99. My understanding of girlfriends is that they can help you in adversity and hurt you in prosperity.

100, if you have another woman in mind, then other men can sleep in my bed.

A domineering Tik Tok sentence

1, let's wait. I keep a lot of love stories. When you like me enough, I will tell you.

We broke up before we could talk. But I know that there are many ways to relieve sadness, and crying is the most useless one.

3. I have been a moth, but it doesn't mean that I am stupid. People call it persistence.

4. Pick up what should be picked up and throw it away. Because, only when it's over will the beginning begin.

It's hard to think, see and give up in life. A lot of things, you can't let go if you want to, and you can give up if you want to.

6. I want not only likes, but also likes.

7. I don't accept any comments and criticisms behind it. If you see me unhappy, thank you for your mood. I am very happy.

8. There is still a long way to go. You will do something you regret, do something you regret, but don't lose yourself anyway.

9. Know the truth? In youth, we all cherish our secrets and forgive each other's scheming.

10, the status is dry, not waiting.

1 1, you can overestimate your means, but please don't underestimate my IQ.

12, you don't have to smile when you are happy, but smile hard and you will become happy.

You are a good boy, but I am too beautiful for you.

14, your freedom is yours, don't ask your future thoughts.

15, the real generosity to the future is to give everything to the present.

16, I prefer to be spoiled.

17, the reason why you hate privilege is because it is not in your hands.

18, forgive me for being calm, because there is no one behind me.

19, if you are not satisfied with me, please tell me directly, and don't go to others to vent your feelings that you have nowhere to put.

20. A woman's greatest pride is not how outstanding she looks, but how much her man loves her.

2 1, you don't need to like it, and it's not your turn to hate it.

22, you are deeper than me, you will be sultry, with a big circle and a heavy background, but at least I am cleaner than you.

23. If you come, you are not afraid of the wind and rain. You went, what is human speech? I hope to be such a person.

24. Many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart, that's all.

25. Many things in life are like wisdom teeth. The best solution is to unplug, not endure.

26. If you leave when I am in low tide, please don't come back when I am in glory.

27. For the rest of my life, may I be invincible, invulnerable, invulnerable, heartless and happy.

28. Being a simple person, you can get along easily, but you can't get along well. You don't have to be so nice to everyone, and they don't give you money.

29. It's hard to live alone. Why should I be happy?

30. Only when the bruise still hurts can you understand the person you love deeply.

3 1,/The biggest gap in life: you don't deserve your own ambition, and you have failed your own suffering.

32. I hope that I will live like a devil in this world in the future, heartless and prosperous, and I will give up anything that holds me back.

33.what are you proud of? What your parents give you is the background, and what you play is the country.

34. Don't think that applause is encouragement, so do mosquitoes!

35. No matter friendship or love, you come and give me a warm hug. You go, I let go.

36. Love is like a storm. Come whenever you want, and you can't stop it.

37. I am good to you on the premise that you are good to me. I am too old to export unilaterally.

38. Say love first, then don't give up.

39. I firmly believe that mine won't go, not my pestering.

40. I decided to love myself when I was defeated, or when the wind came and went.

4 1, no common goal, no common goal. If you hate me, I may not like you. Why be aggressive and annoying? You are very busy, but I have no time to accompany you.

42. I like the feeling of being needed At least, when I disappear, you will feel uncomfortable.

43. It is a fish, and it is not a pity to let it go. When you leave, someone will always take your place.

44. Your contact with me is limited. I will let you see that I am on the blacklist.

45. My friend asked me if I still like him. I shook my head not because I didn't love it, but because you didn't ask.

46. Except yourself, no one will understand how much happiness or sadness there was in your story.

47. If you want me, help me put on my wedding dress first! If you want to tie my heart, put a ring on me first!

48. There is nothing to be confused about in life. Walk casually and smartly. Anyway, the destination is set, and there is no need to be afraid of getting lost.

49. If a person has survived all the hardships, he won't expect to be with anyone. I made a sincere effort, but I don't want to say the ending.

If you are bright, the world will not be dark. If you have hope, the world will not be completely desperate. What can the world do to you if you don't give in?

5 1, in the face of those who are hard-mouthed, either ignore it or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

52. Whether it is good or bad, it is an experience. Fearless, live freely and smartly.

No one can control your mood, only you can't let yourself go. Please don't stay up late. No one has a story in his heart, but he has learned to control it.

54. Life is a journey, so you should know how to appreciate the scenery of each section.

55, ridicule or applause, be yourself.

56. It is better to look down than to rock the boat.

What does it matter if you fail? Everything starts all over again.

58. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

No matter how well you do, there will always be people who are dissatisfied with you.

60. I live on one breath of oxygen, and oxygen is you.

6 1, happy to share the wrong person, it becomes a show, sad to share the wrong person, it becomes melodramatic, even a joke.

62. Whether others respect you is someone else's business; Whether you deserve respect or not is your business.

63. After a long time, you think that some people have changed, but they haven't changed, but their masks have fallen off.

64. Everyone has two sides. Please don't touch the bottom line of others, or they will embarrass you.

65. When you are brilliant, who will care about your bleak past?

66. When we were young, we all grew up, so we were naive and happy. When you grow up, you will grow up and live very tired.

67, the so-called threshold, the ability is enough is the door, the ability is not enough is the threshold. The gap in life is mostly due to lack of ability.

I don't know what kind of life I want. All I know is what I don't want. I don't want that kind of routine and plain life. I don't want to live a life where I can see death at a glance.

69. Someone taught you what kind of person you should be, and someone taught you not to be. As long as you learn, you should be grateful. The former is grateful to each other, and the latter is grateful to oneself.

70. We are all small. Don't say that love is so complicated, just say whether you like it or not.

7 1, the beauty of this thing lies in its contingency and unpredictability, just like you just went out to take out the garbage, but you found the love of your life.

72. It's not that the more mature you are, the harder it is to fall in love with someone, but the more mature you are, the more you can see whether you love or not.

73. I hope one day we can become strangers again and get to know you again. See how I kill you.

74, don't compliment, don't please, people who love you will naturally give you a hug.

75. I am a very considerate person, so generally speaking, I won't make people embarrassed. If I make you uncomfortable, don't think too much, I did it on purpose.

76. The distance between proposing marriage and begging is only one knee.

77. Failure in life is nothing more than doing two things. Interfere with other people's lives with your own mouth and think about your own life with other people's brains.

78. I care too much about other people's opinions, but I am still very tired.

79. Life is destined to go through hardships again and again before you can create something different. All experiences are gains, and all gains are the grace given by God.

80. Life is a person's journey, and no one can replace it. Someone always leaves, and someone always comes.

8 1, take off your mask and talk to me. I have no time and energy to guess you.

82. Now that I think about it, kindergartens are still easy to mix.

83. Laughing without words is an open mind, and pain without words is a practice. I didn't love it in the past, I don't welcome it in the future, and I don't live up to it now. It's too safe.

84. There is always an answer to everything. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.