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A funny joke about Xiao Ming and his lunch box

1 Why was it okay when Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor?

Because Xiao Ming was a lunch box

2 During the ten years of the Anti-Japanese War, Xiao Ming was so hungry that he made human flesh dumplings. When breakfast arrived at school, he opened the lunch box and found that 2 dumplings were missing. He closed it and opened it again, and 2 more dumplings were missing.

In the end, all the dumplings were gone. Xiao Ming was very scared

Where are the dumplings?

The dumplings were stuck on the lid of the lunch box

During the 30 years of the Anti-Japanese War, Wang Xiaoming lived a life without worries about food and clothing. Why

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box

4 Why was Wang Xiaoming okay when he was thrown from the 13th floor?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiaoming

5 Why was Wang Xiaoming thrown from the 13th floor again

< p>Because there is no 14th floor

6 A certain adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert and why he could come back safely

Because Xiao Ming is a camel

7 Later this adventurer Why did I take Xiao Ming to the desert again and never come back?

Because Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor and died