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About the short story of philosophy, it doesn't matter if people are not born. As long as there is philosophy, it will end in almost two minutes, and more than one minute will do.

Top Ten Classic Philosophical Stories

Story 1

Seven people once lived together and shared a big bucket of porridge every day. Sadly, porridge is not enough every day.

at first, they drew lots to decide who would share the porridge, one for each day. So every week, they only have one day < P > to be full, that is, the day when they share their porridge.

Later, they began to elect a virtuous person to share the porridge. Power will lead to corruption, and everyone began to

try their best to please him and bribe him, making the whole clique smoke and smoke.

Then everyone started to form a three-person porridge-sharing committee and a four-person selection committee, and attacked each other over trifles.

The porridge was all cold in the mouth.

Finally, I came up with a party that loves the cat's paw. People who love life divide porridge, but those who divide porridge have to wait for others to pick up the last bowl

. In order not to let yourself eat the least, everyone tries to get an average share, even if it is uneven, you can only admit it. The big

family is happy and kind, and the days are getting better.

the same seven people, different distribution systems, will have different ethos. Therefore, if a unit has bad work habits, it must be a mechanism problem, it must be not completely fair, just and open, and there is no strict reward and punishment for laziness. How to formulate such a system is a problem that every leader needs to consider.

Feeling: A sentence that Singapore heard-system determines behavior.

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A psychology professor visited an insane asylum to learn about the living conditions of lunatics. At the end of the day, it is an eye-opener to think that these people are crazy and act unexpectedly.

I didn't expect to find my tire dropped when I was about to return. "Some madman must have done it!" Professor

thought angrily, and began to take the spare tire and prepare to install it.

this is serious. The person who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. You can't get on without screws and a spare tire!

the professor is at a loss. When he was in a great hurry, a madman came skipping, singing a well-known happy song. He found the professor in trouble and stopped to ask what had happened.

The professor ignored him, but told him out of courtesy.

The madman laughed and said, "I have an idea!" He removed a screw from each tire, so he got three screws to install the spare tire.

The professor was surprised and grateful, but was greatly curious: "How did you come up with this idea?"

The madman laughed and said, "I'm crazy, but I'm not a fool!"

In fact, many people in the world, because they find pleasure in their work, always show different fanaticism from ordinary people, which is hard to understand. When many people laugh at them as crazy, others may still laugh at him as a fool.

Being dull and being smart is especially a good attitude in China.

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A doctor was assigned to a research institute and became the person with the highest academic qualifications.

One day, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were on his left and right, and were also fishing

.

He just nodded slightly. What are these two undergraduates talking about?

after a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself, and flitted from the water to the opposite toilet

.

the doctor's eyes are almost falling. Floating on the water? Really? This is a pond.

when the director came back from the toilet, he also drifted back from the water.

what's the matter? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students!

after a while, the deputy director also stood up, walked a few steps and drifted across the water to go to the toilet. This time, the doctor almost fainted: No way, to a place where Jianghu experts are concentrated?

doctoral students are also anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond, so it takes ten minutes to get to the toilet opposite, and it's too far to go back to the unit. What should I do?

The doctoral students didn't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and crossed into the water: I don't believe that undergraduates can cross the water, but my doctoral students can't.

The doctor fell into the water with a thud.

The two directors pulled him out and asked him why he went into the water. He asked, "Why can you walk over there?"

"

The two directors smiled at each other and said, "There are two rows of wooden stakes in this pond. Because of the rain these two days, the water rose just below the water surface.

We all know the position of this stake, so we can step on it. Why didn't you ask? "

Education represents the past, and only learning ability can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours.

a good team should also be a learning team.

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two people were in the forest and met a big tiger. A quickly took off a pair of lighter sports shoes from behind and put them on.

B was so anxious that he scolded, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a tiger by changing your shoes!" A said, "I wish I could run faster than you."

in the 21st century, no sense of crisis is the biggest crisis. Especially after China's entry into the WTO, telecommunications, banking, insurance, < P > and even civil servants, which we think are very stable and guaranteed, will also face many variables.

When more tigers come, have we prepared our running shoes?

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Three people are going to be put in prison for three years, and the warden gives each of them a request. Americans love to smoke cigars and asked for

three boxes of cigars. The French are the most romantic and want a beautiful woman to accompany them. The Jew said that he wanted a telephone to communicate with the outside world. Three years later, the first person to rush out was an American, with his mouth full of cigars and shouting, "Give me a light, give me a light!" " It turned out that he forgot to light the fire. Then came the French. I saw a child

in his hand, a beautiful woman holding a child in her hand, and a third one in her belly. Finally, the Jew came out. He held the warden's hand tightly and said, "In the past three years, I have been in contact with the outside world every day. My business has not stopped, but has increased by 2%. To show my gratitude, I will give you a Lao Schlais!"

This story tells us that what kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's life is determined by our choices three years ago, but today's choices will determine our life three years later. We should choose to get in touch with the latest information and understand the latest trends, so as to better create our own future.

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A said to B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! " B suggested: "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge! ! The company must give it some color to see see. But it is not the best time for you to leave now. " A q: why? B said:

"If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company to try your best to attract some customers for yourself

and become an independent figure in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses,

very passive. " A thinks what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's hard work, he had many loyal customers. When we meet again, B asks A: It's time to jump and act quickly! A smiled indifferently: the boss had a long talk with

and was going to promote me to assistant to the general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.

actually, this is the original intention of B .. A person's job is always just for his resume. Only when you pay more than you get,

let the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will it give you more opportunities to create more profits for him.

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Once, a man from a small country came to China and paid tribute to three identical gold people. The golden wall was brilliant, which made the emperor very happy. But

people in this small country are not kind, and at the same time a question arises: which of these three gold people is the most valuable? The emperor thought of many ways,

invited a jeweler to check, weigh and watch the workmanship, all of which were exactly the same. What should we do? The messenger is still waiting to report back.

a great country doesn't even understand this little thing, does it? Finally, there is a retired old man who loves cat flapping and life. The emperor invited the emissary

to the main hall, and the old minister held three straws with confidence and inserted them into the ear of the first gold man, and the straws came out from the other ear. The straw of the second gold man fell out of his mouth, while the straw of the third gold man fell into his stomach after entering, and < P > nothing happened. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.

This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the most talkative person. God gave us two ears and one mouth, which was meant to make us listen more and talk less. Being good at listening is the most basic quality of a mature person.

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A man went to buy a parrot and saw the front sign of a parrot: this parrot can speak two languages, and the price is 2 yuan. The other parrot was marked

: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 4 yuan. Which one should I buy? Both of them are glossy, very flexible and lovely. This man

turns and turns, unable to make up his mind. As a result, I suddenly found a parrot that had lost its teeth. Its coat color was dim and messy, and the price was 8 yuan. The man

quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages? The shopkeeper said, No. This person is strange: then why are you old, ugly and incompetent, and are you worth this number? The shopkeeper replied: because the other two parrots call this parrot boss.

This story tells us that a true leader is not necessarily strong in his own ability. As long as he knows how to trust, delegate and cherish,

he can unite forces stronger than himself, thus enhancing his social status. On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are hands-on because of their perfectionism, and no one is better than themselves. In the end, they can only be the best researchers and sales representatives, but they can't be excellent

leaders.

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Before a master performer went on stage, his disciples told him that his shoelaces were loose. The master nodded his thanks and squatted down to tie it carefully. After the younger brother < P > turned around, he squatted down to untie his shoelaces. A bystander saw all this and asked inexplicably, "Master, why do you want to untie your shoelaces again?" The master replied, "Because I play a tired traveler, who has traveled long distances to let his shoes go,

this detail can show his fatigue and haggard." "Then why don't you just tell your disciples?" "He can carefully find that

my shoelaces are loose, and he enthusiastically told me that I must protect his enthusiasm and encourage him in time. As for

why he untied his shoelaces, there will be more opportunities to teach him to perform in the future. We can talk about it next time."

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Chen Atu is a farmer and has never been far away. After saving money for half my life, I finally joined a tour group and went abroad. Everything in foreign countries is very new. The key point is that Chen Atu joined a luxury group and lived in a standard room alone. This made him novel.

In the morning, when the waiter knocked on the door to deliver breakfast, he said loudly, "GOOD MORNING SIR!" Chen Atu froze. What does this mean?

In my hometown, strangers usually ask, "What's your name?" So Chen Atu shouted, "My name is Chen Atu!" If

is like this, for three days in a row, it was the waiter who knocked at the door and said loudly every day, "GOOD MORNING SIR!" And Chen Atu also

loudly replied: "My name is Chen Atu!" But he was very angry. This waiter is so stupid that he asks his name every day and tells him

that he can't remember it, which is very annoying. Finally, he couldn't help asking the tour guide, GOOD MORNING SIR! "What do you mean?" The tour guide told him. "Oh, my God!"! ! What a shame. Chen Atu practiced "GOOD MORNING SIR! "This word, so that we can deal with the waiter with dignity.

Another morning, the waiter knocked at the door as usual. As soon as the door opened, Chen Atu shouted, "GOOD MORNING SIR! "at the same time,

the waiter called," I'm Chen Atu! "

This story tells us that interpersonal communication is often a contest between willpower and willpower. Either you influence him or he influences you. If we want to succeed, we must cultivate our own influence. Only those with great influence can become the strongest.