How much is a catty of watermelon today? I'm an insurance joke.

Joke: How much is a catty of watermelon?

Go to buy watermelon and ask the boss, "How much is a catty of watermelon?"

The boss said, "Why don't you ask if watermelon is sweet?"

I said, "Oh, is your watermelon sweet?"

The boss said, "Two yuan a catty." Is there such an idiot? !

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