Seek daily humor jokes of property management.

1, a buddy was broken up, and finally let his girlfriend sing a song together and invite us all. At KTV, he said to his girlfriend, Let me sing the last song for you.

We thought we should sing some affectionate songs to impress our girlfriend and make her change her mind. Therefore, he ordered "Xi shua" ...

Please take mine and bring it back to me. If you eat mine, spit it out. ...

My girlfriend told me last night that you don't know anything about women. In fact, when a woman says no, she wants it, and when she says yes, she doesn't want it. After hearing what she said, I finally understand women.

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to climb the mountain. She said to me, "Don't carry me up the hill."

As a result, I said slyly, "All right, I'll listen to you!" " "

When I went down the mountain, my girlfriend said to me, "You said you would listen to me."

I said, "I listen to you, not that I am a puppy."

As a result, my girlfriend said slyly, "You have to carry me down the mountain and let me go when you get home."

How come I still don't understand women?

Dating my girlfriend in the park, it happened that a group of pigeons flew overhead.

I said to my girlfriend, "My new house has an attic. I'm going to raise a flock of pigeons after I get married. Do you mind? "

My girlfriend quickly said, "No problem, I like pigeons too much."

I said excitedly, "It's really fate. What kind of pigeons do you like best? "

Girlfriend pouted and said, "Braised in soy sauce!"

4. My daughter is wearing lipstick in front of the mirror, and my mother is very worried.

Mom: "Lipstick is a gift from a male classmate."

Daughter: "Yes."

Mom: "A girl should not only accept a gift from a boy. Give it back to him quickly. "

Daughter: "I pay it back every day."

Mom: "What do you mean?"

Daughter: "I put it in my mouth every day and give it back to him." . . "