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Composition If I were a book

I am a book, a book that can bring people knowledge and fun.

In a blink of an eye, days, weeks, and months passed, and my body was covered with a thick layer of dust. Today, a gray-haired professor finally took a fancy to me and took me away. We arrived at the professor's house, which was an antique house. As soon as I got home, the professor immediately wiped the dust off my body and stroked me gently. I felt a warm current flowing through my body. The professor opened the cover, read a few pages carefully, nodded slightly, and smiled. I also smiled happily. After all this time, only the time the professor and I spent are the best in my memory. Whenever the professor opened my door, I would straighten up so that he could read carefully.

Year after year passed, the wrinkles on the professor's face increased, and his sharp eyes became dull and colorless. The professor became seriously ill again. Finally one day, he died and I cried. I no longer had anyone I loved, and my life became boring. I must find a better master. Are you willing to be my master?

If I were a book, what kind of book would I make?

If I were a book, I would make a happy joke book. Let people fall in love with me as soon as they open it, laugh non-stop while reading it, forget all their worries and sorrows, and spend every day happily. I will keep flying in people's hands with their happy laughter.

If I were a book, I would be a stubborn history book. I am old, but I am not confused. I want to introduce to the children the ancient countries of the "Four Great Civilizations", China's four great inventions, our Yangtze River and the Great Wall; I will also let people remember countless historical heroes, such as Colombo who discovered the American continent, the steel warrior Paul Korchagin, Sun Yat-sen, the forerunner of the revolution, Yang Jingyu who bravely fought against the Japanese invaders, Yang Liwei who soared in space; there are also many scientists, such as Newton, Edison, and Edison. Einstein, Cai Lun, Guo Shou, Li Siguang and so on. I want to encourage children to turn the knowledge in books into their own knowledge and be determined to serve the country.

If I were a book, I would also like to make an attractive fairy tale book. On my body are printed the most beautiful fairy tales in the world, including Grimm's fairy tales, Andersen's fairy tales, Wilde's fairy tales, etc., and there are countless animated characters that children like: such as Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Mickey Mouse, Snow White... .I want fairy tales to accompany the children to grow up in a happy childhood.

If I were a book, I would like to make all kinds of emotional books. As long as I can provide everyone with knowledge and bring happiness, that is my greatest wish.

I don’t know what your requirements are. I don’t know if this talisman meets your requirements. Let’s take a look.

"If" is really a wonderful word. With these two words, I can become the Jade Emperor in the blink of an eye. But today I neither want to be a god nor an immortal, I just want to become a real book.

If I were a book, I wouldn’t want to be a gorgeously decorated hardcover book. I just want to be a paperback book with a simple appearance and rich content, because children who love books can’t afford it. Those expensive high-end books. Looking at those longing eyes, I really wanted to somersault into their schoolbags.

If I were a book, I wouldn’t want it to be bought back by wealthy men who spend a lot of money and put it in a luxurious bookcase to look elegant. Although that way I don’t have to worry about someone pinching my face or tearing my clothes for decades, what’s the difference between this kind of life and a pile of waste paper?

If I were a book, I would like to turn it into a comic book that children like. The exaggerated and interesting pictures and witty and humorous words made everyone laugh. The education and enlightenment received in the laughter must be so unforgettable!

If I were a book, I would like to become a new electronic textbook. Open it and wow! There are Chinese, mathematics, nature, exercises and test papers. All learning tools are in this book.

With me, students’ schoolbags should not be too light!

If I really are a book, then let me become a book with powers like Sun Wukong! Then I will change into ten, ten into hundreds, hundreds into thousands, change, change, change... into a sky full of good books, flying to the hands of those out-of-school children who love books, and let all the book lovers in the world Everyone has a favorite book.