What are the jokes with dialect characteristics?

I think these jokes have dialect characteristics. On the platform of local Shandong dialect, the teacher with local accent recited a poem named "Spring Sleep" with great emotion and asked everyone to write it in a notebook. The content of the word is this: when I sleep in spring, the fragrance of ebony smells fragrant, and when I lie down, it hurts my ass. When lying in the distance like water, it's easy to reach Chun Lv. The shore is green and the shore is black and green.

Unexpectedly, a classmate in Shandong learned to write such a note: "I am stupid". No education, low IQ. Who am I? Big ass! I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a slow donkey! Guangxi Dialect Some Guangxi people speak Mandarin, which is inaccurate in pronunciation and often has obvious local accent. It is common to read aloud in public, so I made the following joke: 1. When friends come from afar, they usually eat a plate of snails. The host picked up a snail and said, "Male!" Then give up. Another clip added: "Men!" He threw it away and muttered, "It's open again." My friend was surprised and thought: I'm fine, Guangxi people are very nice, even the men and women in Luotian can see it! I also invited my friends to dinner.

Car owners in Guangxi caught a cold and found themselves sitting under the air conditioner. He said, "I have a cold and can't sit next to a mad dog." After that, I changed my seat. My friend doesn't like it. What do you mean, I'm a mad dog? There is a misunderstanding! Shaanxi dialect A Shaanxi native opened a restaurant in Chinatown, New York. The son works as a waiter, the mother takes money and the father works as a cook. One day, a foreigner came to the shop, ordered a set meal, ate half of it and smashed the soup bowl with a clash. The son ran over to have a look and said, "The bowl was hit!" " "The foreigner thought," A dollar … "Mother heard the noise and saw a broken bowl on the ground, so she asked," Who did it? "Foreigners think," three dollars "? ..... "The son said," He did it! " The foreigner thought, "Ten dollars?" ! ..... "The foreigner thought," One hundred and one (10 1 yuan)? ! ? ! ..... "Dad was chopping vegetables in the kitchen when he suddenly heard the sound outside and ran out to see what had happened. In my hurry, I forgot to put down the kitchen knife.

? Five big and three thick dads are standing in the dining room with a kitchen knife. When foreigners saw it, their hearts beat faster and their blood pressure soared, but it was his father's words that broke his heart. Dad said to his son who was scooping soup on the heating stove, "Don't be hot!" Foreigner: "Ten thousand." The foreigner took out his wallet from his pocket at an alarming rate, poured all his money on the table and ran to the door like Liu Xiang. When the leaders of Chaoshan area enthusiastically led the tourists from other provinces to board the ship, they solemnly said, "There is a big storm today. Let's take some birth control pills (the name of the pills is' to avoid dizziness') to avoid dizziness." The crowd blushed. Then, the leader warmly greeted everyone: "Come, please go to the bedside (bow) and sit on the bedside (bow) to see your wife (suburb). It is really getting better and better! "

? Tianjin dialect once, my friends from Tianjin and I went to Beijing and took a bus to Jianguomen. I got on the bus and took out the new version of 100 yuan and gave it to the conductor: Jianguomen. The conductor ignored it. Later, my friend gave it back to me: Jianguomen. Many times, the conductor ignored it. My friend doesn't know whether we should buy tickets. When we arrived at Jianguomen, we got up and got ready to get off. The conductor suddenly took out a new 100 bill and put it in front of us and said, "Did you see it?" I will never forget the sudden laughter around me.

In Chongqing dialect, let's start with a short story: many people were in the countryside when they were young. In June, they beat their mother Dora Dong every day, put on pants and cut beans and fish to show their scolding. One by one, the sun was blazing and the lake was dazzling. When they got home, their mother saw the old man beating the bucket with a bamboo pole. I think these jokes have dialect characteristics.