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Make sentences with the first horse (about 30 horses)

1, life is a horse, a brisk and robust horse. Man should ride it as boldly and carefully as a rider.

2. Life is a horse, a brisk and robust horse. Man should ride it boldly and carefully like a knight.

Old people often say that Wang Yan has two ghosts with cow's head and horse's face.

This man looks like a cow's head and horse's face.

At first glance, it looks scary.

5. We believe in the footprints of the cow's head and horse's face, we believe in the miracle of Moses dividing the sea, we believe in the date of the end of the world, but we even doubt the humanity of our relatives and friends.

6. Your bull's head and horse's face, ugly face and twisted expression are even better than Xifeng's. When the living see nausea and vomiting blood, the ghost seems to disappear. Usually, you are afraid of making a fool of yourself. Today, you don't have to dress up to attend, and the future thriller award will be won by you. Ha ha! Have fun.

7. I wish you a good start every day, good things will come naturally (remy martin wine), and your mood is getting better and better. Life is like drinking Wahaha, eating fragrant (Wahaha), and your appetite is getting better and better. Beautiful face 20 this year, next year 18 (Li Bai beauty soap), the younger you live.

8. Wearing tens of thousands of holy garments, Sadako was also worried when she saw it. Drink a glass of Halloween wine, and your face will tremble. Smoking a thousand sacred cigarettes will drive the monster crazy. Eat a plate of Halloween, and dare to kick it when you see Yan. Information bless you, happy Halloween!

9. Bought a friend a drink for a large sum of money. A friend saw him drinking remy martin, so he praised him and said, Is this really Bill from China? Gates. The man leaned close to his friend and whispered, do you know what people called me a year ago? Bill? Beggar!

10, Halloween is coming, and the bull's head and horse stand aside. Zombie witches go into battle together, put on masks to enjoy themselves and release happiness indefinitely, and send blessings through light messages. Happiness surrounds you endlessly, holding you tightly as you wish.

1 1, I'm used to cow's head and horse's face, and I need some western makeup. Take off the mask of life and let the soul revel. It's not a waste of youth to look at happy people all over the street. I hope I can keep smiling every day, I hope good luck will always be with you, and I hope you will always be happy. Send it by SMS.

12. In China, digital cameras will soon be used in 60,000 examination rooms to prevent cheating in the national college entrance examination next week.

13, the husband said, "honey, I'm so hungry now that I can eat a horse. I was so busy in the office today that I didn't even have time to go to the KFC fried chicken shop across the street to buy something to eat. " .

14, remy martin company was established in 1724, mainly engaged in grape cultivation and brandy brewing.

15, I will never feel bitter and cold. I will keep my promise for 20 years and hope that Wu Majiao can finally save me. Gu Zhenguan?

Every Thursday, former Bayern coach Magat will analyze the highlights of the upcoming Bundesliga.

17, Shantou horseshoe works seldom show the sad side of art.

18, 20 years, Baoxu made a promise, hoping that Wu Majiao was finally rescued. Gu Zhenguan?

19. At the last moment, the horse fell backwards when it saw a passing train, and the rider fell down.

20. There was silence around Xinzhi, Sok Li.

Carol can hear a horse kicking its flippers in the stable.

2 1. The company mainly deals in imported remy martin wine, Hennessy wine, Martell wine, Napoleon wine, Camus wine, French imported wine and domestic famous wines.

22. In the past 50 years, remy martin Company has only used the "water of life" from the large and small champagne regions to prepare the unique Maiteyou champagne cognac.

23. I have a short childhood, and you ride a white horse to hang down the sun. I'm on the wall, and you're looking at your immediate family, and when you see it, you know that you have the virtue of heartbroken. Bai Juyi?

24. I met you and fell in love with you on the day when Xiangshan bloomed in May, and the tree was the direction for my forest to go home in September. Together, we wish our love and good luck will come naturally when remy martin opens. Remy Martin

25. Today is Black Friday, so don't go out at night. Because in order to celebrate that there are no ghosts going to work tomorrow, the children decided to party under the leadership of the cow's head and horse's face. The situation is very tense now. You'd better sleep with your eyes closed.

25. I wish you a happy sentence

Make progress every day and gain new knowledge!

26, I wish you: good teeth, good appetite, good health, good food (blue sky will rule), I wish you: remy martin opens, good things will come naturally (remy martin XO), I wish you: every day has an appointment, every day is wonderful (Nestle Coffee)!

27. If you don't reply to this message, pumpkin brooms will fly all over the sky; If you don't reply to this message, witch zombies will chase you; If you don't reply to this message, come and sleep with me. It's Halloween, send me a joke to relieve boredom, or don't blame me for pretending to be a ghost to scare you!

28. One-day Halloween tour: cross Naihe Bridge, drink Mengpo soup, visit the temple of hades, and visit eighteen levels of hell. Including free entertainment: knife and oil. Senior tour guide: Cow's head and horse's face are changeable in black and white. Welcome to register enthusiastically.

Fortunately, the castor oil we usually buy is carefully treated, because castor beans are deadly. One castor bean can poison a person, and four castor beans can poison a horse.

However, after all kinds of twists and turns.

The two sisters are United as one.

Not only did he beat Marcella, Sharon's arch-rival, at the annual hair show,

It also solved the financial crisis for thieves.