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Wang Yase, the knight's true identity is an English legend.
This woman's real name is Altoria, and she is loyal and reliable.
I especially like lions.
Although Arthur belongs to the royal family, as an illegitimate child, he was fostered in an ordinary aristocratic family and never received special care. After Arthur's father died, the domestic situation was turbulent, and courtiers fought for power and profit, which almost turned into civil strife. Merlin suggested that the Bishop should call all the noble knights in London to hold a grand prayer meeting at Christmas to pray for the stone platform and the sword inserted in it. There is also the famous saying above: "Whoever pulls out this sword from this stone is the devil, and who is the stupid king of all England". However, countless knights can't pull it out after trying. Finally, the New Year's Championship was held. Arthur's adopted brother Knight Kay went to attend, but when he entered the arena, he found that he didn't bring his sword, so he begged Arthur to go back and get it. But when Arthur came home, he found that the whole family went to watch the game, but they couldn't get the sword. They went to the church, pulled out their swords and gave them to Kay. All knights and nobles are unwilling to admit this fact. Arthur pulled again and again, and the party was held again. King Arthur's Queen Guinevere's father King Uther prepared a big round table for his knight party. When Arthur got married, he got a table and a samurai from his father-in-law. Later, the Knights of the Round Table became a group of knights and heroes under King Arthur. They come from different countries and even have different beliefs. Round table means equality and the world.
All the knights on the round table are equal. King Arthur's army conquered the Roman Empire, where he was appointed emperor by the Pope and divided the land from Rome to France into his attendants and knights. The hegemony of the empire was completed. The relationship between Queen Guinevere and Lancelot. Arthur also issued an arrest warrant. During their tryst, 12 knights went to assassinate them and were all killed. Lancelot took the opportunity to escape. Led his knights out of England, ruled the whole of France, and then fought alongside Arthur. When Arthur crossed the sea, Arthur's nephew Mordred wrote the throne and started a war with his returning uncle. As a result of the war, they both died together.
Arthur's Excalibur should not be a sword in the stone. Excalibur was obtained from a fairy on the lake. It is said that Arthur will never bleed when he wears the scabbard. After Arthur died, the Excalibur was returned to the fairy by his knight.
Lancer
Ku * Qiu Lin
Originally named Saturn Tower, it was later renamed Kuchulan.
Lancer is a hero in Irish mythology, Chulainn (PS: servants seem to be mostly heroes ...). He is the son of god of light Lugar. At the age of seven, he killed a fierce dog with his bare hands. On the battlefield, my hair turned red, my eyes were scary, and I lost my mind. He is an emotionless killing machine. Later, in order to protect his oath, he was killed by the enemy's sword plan. When he died, he tied himself to a stone pillar and watched.
Archer
It is said that it is Emiya Shirou, and it should be from the future.
In order to realize his ideal, save most people and sacrifice a few people, the magician who kept fighting made a contract with Araille after his death and became a hero. In order to end all this, I decided to kill the former Shirang, but I lost part of my memory (claiming to be) because of the call error. Sanlu was killed twice because of the absence of thoughts behind the temple, and the ending of Infinite Blade's works was different from Archer's taking care of Shiro.
Gilgamesh
The so-called hero king forgot one.
The Forgotten, the leader of the uruk city-state, is portrayed as a demigod and demigod hero. He is arrogant and violent, causing dissatisfaction among the gods. The gods created the giant Enkidu to punish him. But the two became friends in the duel. Since then, I have changed from evil to good, and I have achieved a lot. His heroic behavior aroused the love of the goddess Hista, but he refused Hista's courtship and angered the gods. The gods attacked Enkidu and took his life. A man is deeply saddened by the death of his friend and is determined to find a way to live forever. He went through difficulties and obstacles and got the immortal fairy grass. But on the way home, the fairy grass was stolen by the snake, and the result was nothing. This epic vividly reflects people's desire to explore the mystery of the natural law of life and death, and also shows the tragic color that people resist God's will but eventually fail. Gilgamesh epic originated in Sumerian times and was handed down from generation to generation. It was not until Babylonian times that it was compiled into a book. The existing version is a replica of the Assyrian Empire.
Berserker
Real name: ヘラクレス (Hercules)
In Greek mythology, Poerxiusi and Andlau Moda's granddaughter Myna fell in love with Zeus and gave birth to Hercules in Thebes. When he was a baby, the jealous queen Hera ordered two poisonous snakes to poison him. However, it was trampled to death by Hercules with both hands. Hercules grew up to be a handsome and strong warrior, both civil and military. He once completed twelve arduous tasks for Angel. These twelve arduous tasks are: hunting giant lions in the forest of Nemea.
Kill hydra, hydra.
Capture Jinjiao's bronze hoofed deer alive.
Capture the wild boar alive in Tus Mountain, Ahriman.
Clean up and raise 3000 cows a day, and there are cowsheds that have not been cleaned for 30 years.
Expel a group of strange bird eaters with iron claws and big mouths.
Capture the fierce bull alive.
Subdue a group of vicious horses that eat people.
Take the Amazon Queen's belt.
Catch the red bull of the giant demon Glian.
Steal the golden apples guarded by Atlas's daughter.
Belas, a three-headed dog from hell, was captured alive.
Later, Hercules experienced many adventures and made many achievements. Later, however, his wife, Dianella, mistakenly believed in a scam set by Nereus, a centaur who died at the hands of Hercules, and tricked her husband into wearing clothes covered with poisonous blood. If you think so, you can always have your husband's love. I know where it is. After wearing it, Alex had severe pain all over his body. His clothes and flesh are tightly stuck together, and toxic blood seeps into his muscles and bone marrow, which makes him extremely miserable. In desperation, Hercules resolutely decided to end his life. After ordering his men to light the woodpile, Hercules jumped into the blazing fire and took a heroic step towards death. God took pity on his hero SHEN WOO and sent him to the sky to become an immortal constellation.
castor
True identity, namely Medea, daughter of Ides, king of Corcas in ancient Greece.
Jason is the son of King Jason of Iokos. Jason's half-brother pelias usurped the throne, and later he promised to pass it on to Jason, as long as he went to Korkas to get golden fleece back. So Jason went to Argo. He got help from Medea, the daughter of King Cole, got golden fleece and Jing, and brought Medea to Irkutz. While he was abroad, pelias killed his son, so his son asked Medea to avenge him, and Medea killed pelias with witchcraft. Pelias's son Achatz Toth drove them away again, so they came to Clentos.
When Jason captured golden fleece in Corcas, he swore to Medea that he would marry her, be faithful all his life and never change his mind. So Medea not only helped him get golden fleece, but also left the motherland and followed him to Greece. When she and Jason fled on Argo's boat, she saw her father chasing her, so she cut her brother Apostolos into pieces and threw it into the sea. Her father was busy collecting the body, so he missed it. However, after living in Clentos for several years, Jason's heart gradually changed. He was bent on abandoning Medea and marrying Glauco, the daughter of the local king Creon.
Medea was naturally very angry when she heard the news. Later, Creon personally ordered her to leave Clentos with her children; Despite her entreaties, the king refused to let them continue to live there. So Medea decided to take revenge on Jason. She asked to postpone her trip and asked her two sons to give Princess Glaucus a new dress contaminated with phosphorus fire poison. The princess put on her clothes and was burned to death immediately, and so was the king when he came to save her. Later, after a painful internal struggle, Medea finally killed her two children, in order to prevent them from falling into enemy hands, being insulted and brutally killed, and at the same time taking revenge on her husband. Finally, Medea took her son's body on the flywheel car, flew over the sky and the sea, and arrived in Athens. The king of Athens gave her a place to live, where she spent the rest of her life.
assassin
Everyone calls him Sasaki Kojiro.
Rock flows in Kojiro, Jingjiaosi Village, Shoubanzhuang, Qian Yue, and Kojiro is the source of potential middle stream and rich fields. Tomita Shibuya, a former minister of the State of Yue, defeated Liu Jinquan, the new owner of MINO, in May of the third year in Lu Yong (1560). But at that time, Kojiro's swordsmanship was actually taught by Brother Zhong Juan of Zhai.
Zhongtiao swordsmanship is proud of Gotha, and he is good at stabbing and flashing at close range. However, Kojiro, a young boy, found a new way to practice with a broadsword, which was unmatched by other disciples. It is said that he can shoot three bamboo knives at the same time in practice, and his swordsmanship is comparable to that of Sri Lanka. According to "Talking about Fencing", one day, Shi Yuan's younger brother Zheng Jing officially competed with him. He wanted to punish those stubborn children, but he didn't think about it. Kojiro defeated Zheng Jing with the trick of "escaping from the jaws", became famous in World War I, and created his own strict flow (rock flow). Wish to flow. Eye flow) school, also known as Yan Liu Kojiro from now on. Later, Kojiro studied the art of war, traveled around the world, met Tadashi Hosokawa, a former vassal of Kokura, and served as an official in Hosokawa.
Talk about the Battle of Ada Island again. It doesn't matter who challenges Musashi or Kojiro. When two famous knives meet, they will eventually collide with dazzling sparks; Competition among samurai is an important part of samurai practice, and even lords can't interfere. In the 17th year of Qing Dynasty (16 12), on the morning of April 13th, Musashi Miyamoto and Sasaki Kojiro went to war on Kokura Island. Even Huang Kouer knew the process of World War I, so I stopped rapping. I just want to say a word of injustice for Kojiro here. I have to mention Musashi Miyamoto here. There is no denying that Musashi is an unprecedented master of art. It should be said that in terms of fencing alone, Musashi is not the highest, but his comprehensive combat capability is indeed a Chinese odyssey. The so-called art of war is a combination of fencing, strategy, mind and physical fitness.
Musashi made his debut at the age of thirteen and fought many battles. He not only met countless swordsmen, but also broke the spear skills of Hozoin, the dream of Shinto flowing sticks in Gonnosuke, Luo Xiang, the lock sickle of Ihibinhu, and even the second-order leveling method of Songshan main water. Experience in the enemy is better than Kojiro's. After all, Musashi is 29 years old and Kojiro 18 years old.
In addition, since his debut, Musashi has always been known for his hard work. From the age of thirteen, he practiced the art of war all the way and never stopped killing. In Kyoto, he has killed more than ten people, including Yoshioka Chuanqilang and Youqilang, with two knives. However, Kojiro was born in a wealthy family. Throughout his life, he only tried to be together, but he didn't hurt anyone's life.
So in terms of ruthlessness, Musashi has taken the lead. There is also a character who also influenced the result of the duel, that is, Hosokawa Morihiro's servant, Hosokawa Morihiro's son-in-law Gorkon Cong, who is at odds with Kojiro and is friends with Musashi in the novel. According to "Biography of Wu Yun", it turns out that this person was a protege of Wu Erzhai, the father of Musashi, in his early years. He suggested to the monarch Tadashi Hosokawa that Musashi and Kojiro should be tried and acted as arbitrators. Therefore, before the competition, Musashi knew that Kojiro was using a three-foot-one-inch-long famous knife "dry pole", and even knew what clothes he was wearing, which could be described as knowing yourself and yourself. And Kojiro didn't know when Musashi's skates would come and how to be unbeaten until he stood on the beach! However, Sasaki Kojiro was gifted. He created his own first-class with a long knife, which was a great shock to Kitakyushu. This is not a false name. If Musashi uses two knives against the enemy, one knife will kill several people in Kyoto, and the routine is already known; Second, Kojiro's skill of breaking short knives with long knives is really unique, and the outcome is really hard to predict. Therefore, Musashi collected information before the war and carefully planned every step of the duel. Have mental arithmetic unintentionally, Kojiro must have been cheated. Kojiro's knife is three feet and one inch long, so Musashi abandoned it and sharpened a boat more than four feet long to make a knife. Really shameless and timid. Make an appointment for a duel before 8 noon. Out of respect for his opponent, Kojiro arrived at the scene early. Musashi, on the other hand, must be late, and the rules stipulate that opponents will abstain before ten o'clock noon. Musashi hasn't arrived yet at nine o'clock. It is conceivable that Kojiro is waiting anxiously at the moment, and he has a sense of loss, thinking that he won without fighting. But at half past nine, Musashi suddenly appeared. At that time, Kojiro naturally had no calm attitude towards the enemy. If Musashi was born in modern times, he could really become a psychologist. Kojiro immediately drew his sword and prepared to fight. But Musashi said slowly, "Kojiro, you are defeated! If you are the winner, how can you throw away the scabbard? " Kojiro was anxious and angry. He didn't refute Musashi's boat, which is the difference between 29 years old and 18 years old. At this time, Kojiro is no longer suitable for fighting, but it is imminent and has to be done, and it will eventually be a bloody battle. The onlookers were furious and despised Musashi's tactics. They hurried to avenge Kojiro, so Musashi had to flee the scene by boat. Many people felt the death of Kojiro, so they changed the name of Zhoudao to Ada Island. The most contemptible thing is that Kojiro's blood is particularly wet, and Musashi was later introduced by Nagaoka Sato as a guide for Hosokawa Morihiro. At that time, the oath of "practicing the art of war, traveling around the world with kendo, not marrying or being an official" became a joke, and the motive of carefully planning the battle of Zhoudao was also questionable. If his tongue was bleeding, it would be difficult to justify it. It's a pity that Kojiro became a stepping stone for Musashi to be an official. The meaner Musashi is, the more lofty Kojiro is. Looking back, I was fascinated by the beach, the youth, the brilliance of the sword and the graceful figure. Alas, Mr. Kojiro, a genius, died young. Unfortunately, it was painful and hateful! I want to write this article to show my respect.
rider
Medusa Medusa
Daughter of Falkie and Keto, granddaughter of Gaia and pantos. Medusa, who has many brothers and sisters and cannot live forever, and Ouluai and Stena, who enjoy eternal life, are collectively called the gorgon. There is a saying that Gore's fat face has no hair, his head is covered with poisonous snakes, his wings have teeth, and his lower body is covered with scales and claws of wild animals. Man turns to stone as soon as he sees his eyes. Another view is that the three sisters gorgon looks very beautiful. Medusa fell in love with Poseidon, the sea god, and often met in the temple of Athena. Athena was angered, so she turned Medusa's blonde hair into a poisonous snake, and even cursed that anyone who saw Medusa's beautiful eyes would turn to stone. Although Medusa was so unfortunate, Athena refused to let her go and ordered Poerxiusi to cut off Medusa's head. Two horses, Kelso and Pegsas, were born in a pool of blood. Athena is angry.
Only impure heroes can become heroes, and evil spirits with strong resentment like Medea and Medusa can also become servants, which makes us realize that even servants are evil. But in the Holy Grail War, it was their master who decided their character.
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