I am looking for a funny joke

2. 2008 Beijing Olympic Games Men's Rifle Three-Position Final

Matthew Emmons had a huge advantage of 3.3 rings in the first nine shots, but only shot a nearly off-target result of 4.4 rings. ...

Once again, he gave up the gold medal that was so close to him to Chinese veteran Qiu Jian...

Qiu Jian stepped forward and patted his shoulder to comfort him: "It doesn't matter, last time in 2004 When Lao Jia won the gold medal in the Olympic Games, a boy hit someone else's target and lost the gold medal..."

The boy cried even harder: "It was me that time too..."

3 .Questions:

1. Which two vegetables have mobile phones?

2. If there is a car, the prince is driving the car and the princess is riding in the car. Who is the owner of the car?

3. Why do boys need to grow breasts?

4. What color is celery manure?

5. Among the kitten, the puppy and the bunny, who will the teacher ask to recite the text first?

6. Pencil, crayon or brush, who is the safest to cross the road?

7. Out of 20 penguins, only one is wearing underpants. Why?

8. The tortoise and the hare, why did the tortoise win again? (I’ve heard this since elementary school~)

Answer:

1. Carrots and green vegetables each have their own "love"

2. "If" ...

3. In order to distinguish the pros and cons...

4. Yellow, because of "Qin Shihuang"

5. Puppy, Wangwang "senbei"

6. "Be careful" with the crayon

7. Because he is a bather

8. That one is a Ninja Turtle...

< p>4. Three old ladies were chatting.

One said: "I have a bad memory recently. When I opened the refrigerator door that day, I couldn't remember whether I wanted to put something in or take something out...";< /p>

Another one said: "I'm even worse. I couldn't remember whether I was going downstairs or upstairs on the stairs that day...";

The third old lady used her hands Knocking on the table, she said, "Fortunately, I don't have the same problem as you. Alas...

Huh? Why is there someone knocking on the door?" She stood up and walked to the door, saying as she walked: "Why didn't you knock?" ”

5. There is a stag that runs faster and faster, and turns into a highway (a stag)...

Now this joke is out of date ~ it’s here again Many new answers~

There was a stag, running faster and faster, and the result...

1. It turned into a Kaohsiung Highway~~

2. The "maglev highway" was shortened to "female (magnetic) deer"~~

3. This male deer ran faster and faster, and then flew~ and then became (flying) female deer→→female deer!

6. There was an egg that went to a teahouse to drink tea, but it turned into a tea egg.

An egg ran to swim in the Songhua River and turned into a Songhua egg.

An egg that wanted to be a preserved egg went swimming in the Songhua River and accidentally detonated the Sinopec Jilin Branch. As a result, it was contaminated by benzene and turned into a stupid (benzene) egg.

There was an egg that ran to Shandong and turned into a Lu Dan.

There was an egg that was homeless and turned into a wild egg.

An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, turning into a guided bomb.

An egg ran into someone’s yard and turned into an atomic (yard) bomb.

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and turned into a hydrogen (blue) bomb.

One of the eggs got sick and turned into a villain.

7. Someone looked like a sweet potato and fell down while walking.

There is a man who looks like an airplane and flies as he walks.

There was a man who looked like chocolate, and he was eaten while walking.

There is a person who looks like a light bulb, and it lights up as he walks.

There was a man who looked like a telephone, and he was beaten while walking.

There was a person who looked like a phone number, and he was pressed while walking.

There was a man who looked like a cigarette and was smoked while walking.

There was a guy who looked like a cucumber and was photographed while walking.

There was a man who looked like a kite and was blown away by the wind as he walked.

There was a man who looked like a marshmallow. As he was walking, he suddenly felt that his legs were so weak.

There was a person who looked like a bicycle. One day she was riding away while standing on the road.

There was a person who looked like a mobile phone, and it was stolen while walking.

There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

There was a man named Xiao Cai. One day he was taken away while standing on the road.

Another person named Xiao Cai was left out overnight and became rotten~~.

There was a person named Xiaohua who was picked off while walking.

There was a man named Coke, and he was drunk while walking.

There was a man named Xiaocai who was taken away while walking.

There was a man named Chen Shui. As he was walking, someone suddenly said to him: "Do you owe Bian~?"

There was a man named Yu. One day he was hungry. He ate himself.

8. Two friends went hiking and one of them accidentally fell off a 60-meter-deep cliff.

His friend shouted down: "John, are you still alive?"

"Still alive, but both arms are broken..."

"Wait a moment, we will throw the rope down to save you!"

The rope After throwing him down, John's friend began to pull him up. Halfway through, the friend suddenly remembered and said, "John, aren't both of your arms broken? Then you "What are you using to hold the rope?"

"Bite with your teeth" John replied...

9. Question: There are 26 letters ABCD, how many are left after ET leaves? ?

……

Answer: 21!

Because ET wants to drive away the UFO...

10. A team takes a plane to compete abroad

During the flight, in order to kill the boredom, the team members He actually started playing football in the cabin.

The captain suddenly felt that the plane was tilting. He spent a lot of effort to balance the plane

But it was still very bumpy. The captain asked the first officer to go see what was going on.

After two minutes, the plane returned to calm. The co-pilot is back too.

The captain asked: "What are they doing?"

"Playing football."

"Why are you calm?"

Me Tell them

Boys, the weather is so nice, let's go outside and kick it. ”

12. The little penguin asked his grandma one day, “Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?” "Yes, of course you are a penguin."

The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong?" "But, why do I feel so cold?" ”

13. Question: What will you do after watching movie A?

14. The Da Vinci Code What’s on it? 〈Answer: Da Vinci Account〉

15. What plant is a skate? 〈Answer: Flower (is) a skate〉

What insects can you eat to lose weight? ? 〈Answer: ants, eat "ants" to lose weight〉

The part near the tree is the most leisurely? 〈Answer: Ye, Ye Dexian (deliberately)〉

What will happen to the shark after eating red beans? ? 〈Answer: red bean paste (shark)〉

What fruit are lemons most afraid of? 〈Answer: orange, tangerine (saw) lemon〉

English translation: "ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA" ? 〈Answer: Long time no C (see)〉

16. Question: Why can a butterfly still fly with broken wings?

Answer: Because it is very strong. ?

Question: Why can a dragonfly still fly with broken wings?

Answer: Because the butterfly tells it to be strong.

17.Part I

There is a A penguin

lives alone in the North Pole

its kind are all on the other side of the earth

it feels bored so

it It started to pull out its own hair

One hair, two hairs, three hairs...

It didn’t take long to pull out all the hairs

After pulling it out, it said:

"It's so cold..."

Part II

Later the polar bear passed by

I saw a pile of penguin feathers on the ground

p>

He ran to ask the penguin what happened

The penguin told the polar bear everything

But the polar bear didn’t believe it...

So he also It started to pull out one by one...

After pulling it out~~ it said something...

"What the penguin said is true...it's really cold!!!"< /p>

Part III

The news reached Africa

A tiger in Africa didn’t believe it

He deliberately lay down on the savannah

Let it be exposed to the sun

Then it started to pluck out the hair on its body

One by one...and soon all the hair on its body was plucked out

It was stunned for a moment

Said something.........

"Penguin lied...I plucked all my fur...I won't feel cold..."

p>

Part IV

While penguins, polar bears and tigers were all plucking their feathers...

The king of beasts, the lion, learned the news...

< p>It just felt like fans were wondering...why are a lot of animals plucking their hair?

Is this a new trend?

So the lion also joined the plucking bandwagon...

p>

One pinch...two pinches...three pinches...

Wait until the lion plucks out its mane~~~Nothing happens...

While the lion is doing it for himself When you regret your boring behavior...

A group of male lions in the distance are rushing over at lightning speed...

After a burst of shouting@#$%&*...

The Lion King cried and said…………………………

“Woo~~~~ It turns out that if you pluck all your fur, you will be mistaken for a female lion by someone of the same sex...@%#* ”

Part V

A turtle is also preparing to run to the North Pole

He also wants to pluck his hair

But the turtle said...< /p>

"Damn it...I have no hair..."

A horse at the equator sneezed and said...who is talking about me...making me so cold< /p>

Part VI

Birds were flying in the sky

I saw a bunch of animals plucking their feathers below, so I came to plucking them too.

One hair, two hairs, three hairs...

After plucking it out, it said...

"Ah...it can't fly!" ”

He fell to his death after that.

Part VII

The chicken saw the bird plucking its feathers, and plucked them out next to it...one hair, two hairs, three hairs...

< p>After plucking it out, Grandpa KFC ran over and said: "That's good, it saves me having to ask someone to kill the chicken and pluck out its feathers." Then he caught it and blew it up...

Part VIII

p>

The lion and tiger were very angry with the penguin and polar bear for deceiving people

So they set out to the North Pole to find their theory

And when the lion and tiger arrived after several months of journey< /p>

Of course the hair grew back again

So after they met

The polar bear said to the lion and tiger

"It's true, don't believe it" You can ask the penguin

Otherwise you will know if you pluck it again..."

So the lion and tiger began to pluck out their feathers again with doubts

Then they hurried The arriving turtle also joined everyone

In the end, everyone came to the same conclusion

"It's really cold!!!"

Part Ⅸ Finale

In fact, the legendary Neptune Monster came to the North Pole a few days ago.

He used Neptune’s high technology to build a “North Pole Geocentric Hot Spring” "Sauna"

After that, he found that all kinds of heroes, "bears", "men" and "horses" automatically entered his trap, and then watched them in the oven and felt that they had plucked their hair clean

Neptune Monster said: "Actually, it may not be cold!? Maybe it will be very hot!?"

18. There is a girl with flat breasts and she has always had low self-esteem.

Suddenly one day, a company invited her to be a product spokesperson, and she happily agreed. Later I found out that the company made flat-screen TVs.

This flat-chested girl is very helpful. Once a girl said embarrassedly: Can I borrow your back to write a few words? She readily agreed, and then the girl said: It's still unfair, can you turn around?

The construction team was not very responsible when a flat-chested girl’s house was being renovated. Her father quarreled with them. The girl came over to break up the fight. The father said: You are here just in time. Lie down quickly - did you see it? This is called peace! Your brick paving is also called flat! ?

A certain girls’ school is rumored to be haunted. As a result, Xiao Hong met her one day.

The ghost came over to scare Xiaohong and said: "Sister, learner...you see...I...don't have...feet...I...don't...have...feet..."

Xiaohong: "What's the matter? Look, senior, I have no breasts, no breasts..."

One day, two girls attacked each other for having small breasts.

Girl A said first: "Look at you, the front is flat like that, like a wooden board with two nails nailed on it!"

Girl B said unconvinced: " You are not as good as you, you are just a piece of white paper with two black dots drawn on it!"

21. One day when Xiao Ming passed an intersection, he saw a mother riding a motorcycle on the back of a motorcycle. Carrying a child

There was also an older child in front who was stopped by the police officer...

The police officer said: "Madam, your child did not wear a safety helmet, and you yourself did not wear a helmet." It doesn’t make sense if you don’t wear it.”

Mom: “You can’t buy such a small helmet.”

Tip: “But you should wear it yourself!”

Mom: "Why should I wear it? If anything happens to my child, I don't want to live anymore!"

Tip: "Oh... @_@... ”

22. There was an old lady who stopped a bus in front of the bus stop.

As soon as the car door opened, grandma asked the driver: Driver! Have you ever been to Xingtian Palace?

The driver replied: Yes!

At this time, grandma did not get in the car, she just nodded, replied "Oh", and continued to move forward.

The driver felt strange, I have already answered you, why don’t you get in the car?

The driver was considerate of the grandma’s age, so he followed her and slowly drove the car forward without closing the door.

Driver: I went to Xingtian Palace!

Grandma: Oh!

Driver: It’s true!

Grandma: Oh!

Driver: I’m really here!

At this time, grandma said impatiently: I know! I'm not going until tomorrow!

23. There is a very magical valley. People only need to stand on the edge of the cliff.

If you read out loud what you want, then jump down the valley, you can get everything. The kind of thing in the valley.

One day, three people came here...

The first person said: "Money, money, money", and then jumped in. As a result, he Sure enough, he got a lot of money...

The second person was a nerd and wanted to study all day long.

So he shouted: "Book, book, book". Then he jumped As expected, he got what he wanted.

The third person is a very careless person. As he walked towards the valley, he was thinking,

What kind of wish should he have? Is it jewelry? Or a woman?

Finally, he made a decision in his mind and prepared to take off.

When he was about to jump, he accidentally stepped on a stone and slipped down the valley... The man blurted out while falling:

"SHIT!!!!!!..."

24. Lao Wang was invited to Lao Li's home as a guest...

< p>In Lao Li's home, whenever he sees Lao Li, he calls his wife "dear".

When Lao Wang saw this, he was very moved and said to Lao Li: "It's really not easy for you! We have been married for almost 10 years, and you still call your wife so sweetly..."

"Actually," Lao Li whispered, "I forgot her name for a long time..."

25. The fat girl asked the racecourse manager: "Strange, when did a camel come to your racecourse? And it’s bimodal?”

Administrator: “It’s not a camel, it’s the horse you rode last time…”

27. This is a very old legend… .........

A long time ago, there was a brother and sister in the Tiger Kingdom, each with special abilities.

The elder brother has a pair of clairvoyance and can see tiny things in the distance

The younger sister has a pair of ears that can hear extremely small sounds

They grew up Growing up together………………..Happy together and sad together………………

In their free time, they would always run to the hill behind,

My brother looked over In a distant country thousands of miles away, I told my sister all kinds of strange things there.

The younger sister listened to the message from the breeze and sang to her brother the angelic singing from the distant church.

Perhaps because of the long time together, they fell in love with each other.

Although they know that this love is not allowed, they just can't control themselves.

They threw away all restraints and began to enjoy love regardless of anything.

However, paper could not cover the fire after all, and the relationship between the two was discovered.

The father was furious and the mother was in tears.

The neighbors pointed fingers at the two.

The two tried their best to prove their pure feelings for each other.

However, due to the shackles of moral concepts, the two were not allowed to go out and had no way out...

In order to prove their undying love for each other. ,

The elder brother blinded his eyes, and the younger sister deafened her ears.

Anyway, the two of them are not a happy couple.

A long, long time later, a musician heard this poignant and touching love story and was deeply moved.

With mixed feelings, he composed a touching piece of music.

I accidentally heard this song and couldn't help but feel sad.

It’s really sad to see the tragic experiences of the brother and sister! !

Unfortunately, I don’t have its CD, and I can’t let you hear its beautiful melody here.

I can only share with you the lyrics that I remember. share.

I hope you can also feel the touch...

The lyrics are sung like this...

Two Tigers ~Two tigers~

Run fast~Run fast~

One has no eyes~One has no ears~

It’s so strange~It’s so strange~

(How...are you so moved that you are speechless?)

28. Once upon a time, there was a ghost. One day it farted and then died...

Everyone has heard of this joke. In fact, there is another death with a different cause but a more complete version is like this:

Once upon a time there was a ghost, crawling around in the sky and underground. Suddenly it found a dead man and said happily: "It's great, we finally meet the same kind. We are all inhumans!" The dead man rolled his eyes contemptuously at the white maggots in the hole, and sprayed out disdainful dirt from his nose hole: "Float away, who is the same as you? We dead people are as immovable as the earth, and think deeply as secretly, unlike you ghosts who are so frivolous and unstable." After hearing this, the ghost felt very upset and slapped himself to death. It's...

29. A village has been without power for more than ten consecutive days

At this time, A ran out and said: "There is a call!!"

Everyone asked :"How do you know?"

A: "Because I have caller ID!!"

30. One day Little A and Little C went to have supper, and they came A large intestine noodle stall. After ordering something, the two sat down. At this time, Little A spoke...

Little A: "Hey, when eating pig intestines, you have to bite them longer and chew them more..."

Little C: "Why?"

Little A: "Because pig large intestine is not easy to digest."

Little C: "......"

Little A: "Do you know why pig large intestine Isn’t it easy to digest?”

Little C: “I don’t know.”

Little A: “Because in addition to the stomach, human digestive organs also have the large intestine. If you eat If the pig's large intestine is not bitten by your teeth, "your own large intestine" will recognize that "it" is also a large intestine, and your large intestine will say to "it" "Yeah, you are also a large intestine" and then it will not be bitten! The chewed pig's large intestine will say to your large intestine: "Yes, I am also a large intestine!" Then, your large intestine will say in the "like does not kill like kind" mentality: "Since you are also a large intestine, then Let me give you a break." Then, the so-called indigestion occurs."

31. Follow the steps:

1. Bang your head against the wall< /p>

2. Hit harder again

3. Hit harder again

4. Then guess three animals based on the behavior just now...

(Friendly reminder: Underage children need to do the above actions under the supervision of their parents.)

Answer:

1. Orangutan (see the stars first...)

< p>2. Gorilla (bigger star...)

3. Baboon (then the head is... useless.)

32. Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit both live there They were in the forest, but they didn't like anyone. One day, while walking in the woods, they encountered a golden frog. The golden frog startled them when he spoke to them. The golden frog said that he usually doesn't show up much, but whenever he meets someone, his six wishes will come true, so now the bear and the rabbit can each make three wishes.

The bear immediately made a wish to make all the other bears in the forest female, and the golden frog came true. Rabbit thought for a while and said he wanted a helmet. He immediately got a helmet and put it on.

The bear was puzzled by the rabbit's wish, but he still expressed his second wish: he hoped that the bears in other nearby forests would also become female, and then the golden frog also realized this wish. . What about Mr. Rabbit's second wish? . It's a motorcycle. When he got the motorcycle, he climbed on it and started the engine.

The bear really couldn't believe these two rubbish wishes of the rabbit. These two wishes could have belonged to the bear, but now they were wasted by the rabbit. He shook his head and expressed his third wish. He wanted all the other bears in the world to become female, so that he could be unique and dominate the world and become the only bear with a handle in the world. This wish was of course fulfilled. . Then the Golden Frog and the Bear turned together to the Rabbit, and waited for him to say his last wish. .

The rabbit continued to step on the accelerator and accelerate the engine. He hesitated for a moment, and then said: "I hope... Mr. Xiong becomes gay!"

Then he rode the motorcycle and sped away. The way is open. .

33. Topic: Among them

Student: One of my left feet is injured.

Comments: Are you a centipede?

Title: Continuously

Student: After get off work, my father came home one after another.

Commentary: How many fathers do you have?

Topic: Thriving

Student: My brother is thriving.

Comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable?

Topic: Sad

Student: It’s sad that there is a ditch in front of my house.

Comments: The teacher is more sad...

Title: And...and...

Student: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Commentary: Your mother...is a Transformer?

Title: Moreover

Student: A train passed by, besides, besides, besides, besides...

Comment: I fell on the track, forget it...

Topic: Some were...and some were...all...

Student: Some of the chickens on the farm were caught to make chicken essence, and some were used to make chicken soup. In the end, they all died.

34. Q1. Why do turkeys gobble?

Why do turkeys cluck?

A1. They never learned good table manners.

Because they never learned good table manners.

(*gobble also means gobble.)

Q2. What key can’t open doors?

What key can’t open doors?

A2. A turKEY!

(*turkey means turkey, and the end of the word is exactly "key")

Q3. Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?

Why doesn’t turkey eat dessert?

A3. He was stuffed!

Because he was too full! (Because his stomach was stuffed with cooking ingredients!)

(*stuff not only means full, but also means stuffing)

Q4. Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Why let the turkey join the band?

A4. He had the drumsticks!

Because he had drumsticks!

(*drumstick means chicken legs and drumsticks)

Q5. What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?

In Thanksgiving dinner , what kind of vegetables would you like to eat?

A5. Beets me!

Beets! (Beat me!)

(*Beet is a beet, which is homophonic to beat (beat me); Beat me means to stump me, beat me)

Q6 . What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

A6. Plymouth Rock!

Plymouth Rock!

(*Plymouth Rock is the rock that the Pilgrims stepped on when they first landed in the United States; rock is not only a rock, but also means rock and roll; Plymouth is a place name, a city in southeastern Massachusetts)< /p>

35. Buyer: Why are the European version and domestic version sold separately?

Seller: Because it is inconvenient to use because they are stuck together

Buyer: . . . . . . . .

Buyer: Boss, do you think the European version is of better quality, or the licensed product?

Seller: Maybe it’s the European version!

Buyer: Why?

Seller: Because I have only seen licensed products with dedicated repair centers.

Buyer: Boss, can you help me choose the best one?

Seller: Okay, I will organize hundreds of mobile phones and let them audition first and then PK.

Buyer: Boss, what do you think of the ringtone on this phone?

Seller: It can definitely ring

36. Once upon a time, a man caught a squid while fishing.

The squid begged him: "Let me go! Let me go!" Come and eat!"

The man said: "You can let me go, but I have to test you on a few questions."

The squid said happily: "You take the test. You take the test!"

Then the squid was grilled|||...

37. A peach was walking on the road, and suddenly said, "My heart is so hard!"

A walnut was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My face is so thick!"

A Coke can was walking on the road. I felt very bored while walking, and suddenly I said, I feel so coke!

A heater was walking on the road, and it helped passers-by. As I was walking, I suddenly said, "I am so enthusiastic!"

A key was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "I am Qu Yuan!" I will go up and down and ask for a lock!

An electric meter was walking on the road. As I was walking, I suddenly said, "I am a scholar!" People are searching for him thousands of times!

A tadpole was walking on the road. As he walked, he met another tadpole. As he walked, he suddenly said, "We are not QQ!"

A Hawthorn got married and was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "My face is so red!"

A Hawthorn was walking on the road after a divorce. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "My heart is so sad!"

A lighter was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "My stomach is full of anger and I want to get angry!"

A cockroach was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I am strong!"

A thimble was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I'm thimble!"

An ice cream man was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I'm cold!"

A spider was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, I still want to crawl on the web!

A fish was walking on the road and suddenly said, "I like diving every day!"

A Guan Yu was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I am riding a thousand miles alone!"

An eagle was walking on the road. As he walked, he met a bear. As he walked, he suddenly said, "We are playing the role of eagle and bear!"

A compass was walking on the road. As I was walking, I suddenly said, why can’t I find north?

An earthworm was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "Why can't I find my legs?"

38. Xiao Ming is a very messy child.

His father was worried about his grades, so he told him that if he was admitted to a good junior high school, he would fulfill his wish.

So Xiao Ming was very serious, and as expected, he was admitted to a well-known junior high school.

His dad said: "I can grant you a wish."

Xiao Ming asked: "Can any wish be allowed?"

His dad said Said: "Of course, you can have any wish!"

Xiao Ming said: "Then I want three feathers of different colors."

His dad thought it was strange,

Why doesn’t Xiao Ming want something else?

Want three different colored feathers?

But he still found three feathers of different colors and gave them to Xiao Ming

Xiao Ming was very happy.

After entering junior high school,

Xiao Ming was still very confused and did not study.

His father began to worry about him again and failed to get into a good high school

So he told Xiao Ming that if Xiao Ming got into a good high school,

< p>He wants to fulfill Xiao Ming's wish.

After hearing this, Xiao Ming began to read seriously.

Sure enough, Xiao Ming was admitted to a very ideal high school.

His father told him that he could fulfill his wish.

Xiao Ming asked: "Is it true that any wish is allowed?"

His dad said: "Of course, any wish is allowed."

Xiao Ming said He told his dad: "Then I want three feathers of different colors."

His dad thought it was strange,

Why did Xiao Ming want three feathers of different colors?

But he still found three feathers of different colors and gave them to Xiao Ming

Xiao Ming was very happy.

After entering high school,

Xiao Ming still stopped studying and played every day.

His father was very worried that he would not be able to go to college.

He told Xiao Ming that if Xiao Ming got into a good university,

he would Xiao Ming has a wish that can be fulfilled.

After hearing this, Xiao Ming started working hard again.

Later the university released the results,

As expected, Xiao Ming was admitted to a very good university again.

His dad said: "I can grant you a wish."

Xiao Ming said: "Is it true that any wish is allowed?"

He Dad said: "Of course, any wish is fine."

Xiao Ming said: "I want three feathers of different colors."

Xiao Ming's dad felt strange again,< /p>

Why doesn’t Xiao Ming want anything else?

You want three feathers of different colors?

But it wasn’t too difficult anyway,

His father gave him three feathers of different colors.

Xiao Ming was very happy.

Later on going to college,

Xiao Ming rode his bicycle everywhere to play every day.

One day Xiao Ming had a car accident and was sent to the hospital.

His father went to see him.

The doctor said that Xiao Ming was about to die, so his father said to Xiao Ming: "Before you die, I can grant you one more wish."

Xiao Ming said: "Is it true that any wish is allowed?"

His father said: "Of course, any wish is allowed."

Xiao Ming Just said: "I want three feathers of different colors."

Xiao Ming's dad thought, why does Xiao Ming always want three feathers of different colors?

Be sure to ask clearly. Later, Xiao Ming’s father found three feathers of different colors and

gave them to Xiao Ming.

After Xiao Ming got it, he became very happy.

Xiao Ming’s father asked him:

“Xiao Ming, you want three feathers of different colors every time, and I give them to you.

Then what do you want? Tell me, why do you want three feathers of different colors?”

Xiao Ming said: “Because……….for…………I…………”

… ………………..Then Xiao Ming died……..

39. One day, there was a piece of shit rolling on the road, rolling, and I saw a small piece of shit,

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Just ask him: "Shit, Shit, why are you so small?"

Little Shit replied: "Because I am a bird shit~"

That lump The stool continued to roll, and I saw another big poop.

I asked him: "Poop, poop~why are you so big?"

Big poop is just a big poop. Answer: "Because I am a dog poop!"

He continued to roll around~suddenly~ saw a white poop...

He asked: "Ah! ! Shit, shit~ Why are you white?"

The white poop replied angrily: "I am... ice cream."

40. The wolf cub is born to be vegetarian. The wolf father and wolf mother were very anxious about this, but there was nothing they could do.

One day, they saw the little wolf chasing a rabbit frantically. The two wolves were overjoyed, thinking that the little wolf had returned to its wild nature.

Unexpectedly, the wolf cub stepped forward and grabbed the rabbit and said: "Brother, hand over the carrot to me!"

41. One day the greedy puppy jumped on the rabbit again. I was looking for food at the table and found a roast chicken. When I was about to eat it,

the owner suddenly shouted: "If you dare to do anything to that chicken, I will do to you!"

So the puppy licked the chicken’s butt.

42. One day, Mr. Wang found that his 5-year-old son Xiao Ming was behaving strangely. As evening approached, he stood alone at the window waving outside, seeming to be mumbling something.

Mr. Wang walked quietly behind Xiao Ming, but heard Xiao Ming say: "Goodbye, father-in-law, goodbye, father-in-law..." Mr. Wang looked out the window and saw no one.

This has been the case for several days. Every time at this time, Xiao Ming stands at the window and repeats the words that made Mr. Wang's hair stand on end.

Finally, Mr. Wang couldn't bear it anymore and called his son over, "Xiao Ming, who are you saying goodbye to at this time every day?"

"Father-in-law." Xiao Ming looked innocent.

Mr. Wang's scalp exploded when he heard this, "Which...which father-in-law?"

"Father-in-law Sun~"

43. One day, a family There was a fire.

My parents escaped, and only one son was left inside.

My mother shouted nervously outside the house,

"Son...you are doing it...you are on fire and you still can't come out..."

The son replied..."I'm putting on socks..."

The mother said again, "Why are I wearing socks when there's a fire..."

After five minutes, the son Not out yet...

My mother shouted nervously, "Son, what are you doing? Come out quickly~ It's already on fire, and you're still in there..."

Son Say, "I'm taking off my socks..."

44. There is a country that is trying a case.

It is said that it was because a person said: "The king is an idiot."

As a result, this person was convicted of two crimes: one is "insulting the national leader"; It's "revealing state secrets"...