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What humorous jokes are there for both sexes?

The story of men and women: because men's bodies are different from women's body organs. So there are men and women: women have two advantages but one loophole. Men have one advantage, not one. Men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own advantages to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called flawless! Why are men smart? Because men have two heads! What do women like to eat? Why do men and women get married because women have two mouths? It is because men have figured it out and women have opened up. Then why are you divorced again? That's because men know the depth and women know the length? Nutritionists have studied the reasons why men become thinner and women become fatter. Men have two bags of fresh milk and a bird's nest every night, while women have only one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night! But the more men eat, the thinner they are. Because men are cows, women are land, and there is no arable land. Only dead cows, the more you plow, the thinner you get. The more land is reclaimed, the more fertile it is. Good fire matches carbon, good woman matches Korea. It would be more perfect to have another nine shallow and one deep. The woman said, say it again, I want more. Do it again! ! ! I'll kick your ass this time. Women can win men's love by doing this. Maybe I will love you forever. Such a woman is cool and charming. Only by doing this can a woman improve her life. Only in this way can a man become a real man. Perfection is the way to live a perfect life. Don't you like such a man and such a sex life? This is the charm of men. This is what men need most. Now this society belongs to a very normal situation. . . . . . Sex, of course . . . Any way will do. . . . .