Short joke! ! ! ! Extremely urgent! ! ! !

I worked overtime until three in the morning and my laptop ran out of power.

I walked into a KFC fast food restaurant and asked the clerk: "Does your store have power sockets?"

The clerk replied: "No, what did you order?"

I replied: "Forget it, I don't eat, I just need to recharge."

Before I turned around and went out, I heard her say weakly: "Robot?"

Not long after the puppy and kitten got married, they went to court to file for divorce.

The judge asked the reason for his wish, and the puppy said: "The kitten doesn't come home every day and night. I suspect it has done something wrong!"

The kitten said full of grievance: "My He went to chase the mouse."

Puppy: "Look, it admitted it!"

The puppy and the piggy played together.

Puppy: "What is one plus one?"

Piggy: "Two!"

Puppy: "Wow! You are so smart! ”

Little Pig: “Of course, you think I am a pig-headed person!”

A group of ants were walking under a big tree, and a bird stopped to rest on the tree. The small black dots were moving one by one. I was so excited that I thought they were black rice, so I flew down from the tree and kept pecking at the ants with my mouth. An ant couldn't bear it and said angrily: "You are so perverted! You don't know I'm a male! My black face is almost turning red from your kisses."

A moth got stuck on the spider's web , struggling to no avail.

Seeing that the spider was in front of me, with his life in danger, he had an idea and shouted: Webmaster, I will check out.

So, the spider let it go.