Suitable for jokes on the wine table

One: It is said that this friend is on a business trip and entertaining customers in a hotel. After the guests and hosts sat down one by one, they called the waiter and asked:

"How much is this bottle of wine?"

"400, open?"

"Open, open ... open ... are you kidding!"

Before he could say "Are you kidding", the waiter had already opened the wine.

Now that it's open, drink it. Seeing bottle after bottle, the waiter took another bottle and went up to him and asked:

"Is this bottle still open?"

"You open, open ... open ... open, open, I don't drink!"

Similarly, just before he said, "I won't drink if I open it," the waiter had opened the wine again.

Second: a short conversation about his child's aunt.

Q: "I heard that your child's aunt was laid off?"

A: "Yes."

Q: "If she is really laid off, what does she usually do?"

Answer: "Buy silver, silver ... silver ... silver and ginkgo in South Bus Station."

Oh, my God, I finally understand.

I was on a business trip with my colleagues. The local colleagues were hospitable and hosted a banquet in characteristic hotel's private room that night. Only one person is ordering.

After ordering, I asked everyone's opinion: "The food is ready. Is there anything else to add? "

So a buddy in Beijing said, "Miss, report it."

Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened.

"Miss, report it!" Dude, it's a little urgent.

Miss face flushed, still nothing happened.

"What? Let you report that you didn't hear it? " Dude, it's really urgent.

A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, please report one by one, ah."

The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?"

"poof!" A female colleague just took a long sip of tea and sprayed it all on the person in front. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss.