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There is a joke that children in the northeast are like what they eat when they are young.
Children in Northeast China celebrate the Spring Festival as children, and the most beautiful words are: "Don't tear it, it's for children ..."; The most tragic words are: "Come, mom will keep it for you first ..."; The most feared sentence is: "Count to three, hold it for me! One, two ... Children in Northeast China will do whatever they want: Dad, I want to eat popsicles! Dad said you look like a popsicle to me! Children in Northeast China can change whatever they want: Mom, I want to eat cotton candy! Mom said I would hit you like a cotton candy! When I was a child, I used to say, Mom, I want to eat bananas. Mom said there were apples at home. ...
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