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The following funny jokes make people laugh. Tell it to your friends, let them share this little happiness and exercise their English expression ability, which can

Jokes laugh your stomach off.

The following funny jokes make people laugh. Tell it to your friends, let them share this little happiness and exercise their English expression ability, which can

Jokes laugh your stomach off.

The following funny jokes make people laugh. Tell it to your friends, let them share this little happiness and exercise their English expression ability, which can kill two birds with one stone.

what can I do?

Two hunters were in the forest, and one of them fell down. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glassy. Another man took out his cell phone and called the emergency service center. He gasped, "my friend is dead! What can I do? " The operator said, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure that he is dead. " There was silence, and then a gunshot was heard. Back on the phone, the man said, "Well, what now?"

Whose father is stronger?

Will and Bill are arguing about whose father is stronger. Will said, "Well,

Do you know the Pacific Ocean? My father dug the hole for it. "

Bill disagreed. "Well, that's nothing. Do you know the Dead Sea? My father's.

Whoever killed it! "

Learning a second language is very important.

A group of mice were chased by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped up and said, "Wow!" The frightened cat ran away in fear. "What's that, Dad?" ask

Little mouse. "Well, son, that's why learning a second language is so important." It hurts everywhere I touch.

A man went to see a doctor and said, "Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch it."

The doctor asked, "What do you mean?"

The man said, "When I touched my shoulder, it really hurt. If I touch my knee—

Ouch! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. "

The doctor said, "I know what's wrong with you-your finger is broken!" "

"Goodbye, money."

Once we went on a trip to Disney.

In the Florida world, my husband and I, as well as our two children, devoted ourselves to this fascinating spectacle. After three days of exhaustion, we

Walking home.

As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."

Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."

My husband waved weakly and said, "goodbye, money."