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Elementary school drama script is urgently needed. It needs at least ten people and takes about 15 minutes. It is urgently needed, urgently needed, urgently needed! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Johnny(Jforshort)Lunch(Lforshort)
Johnny'smother(JMforshort)Lunch'smother(LMforshort)< /p>
The governor's son Mayor'sson (MSforshort) the robber Burglars (ABandC)
Prologue
(J ran onto the stage as if he was beaten, and smashed out a paper tube ,J was hit and in a state of embarrassment)
J:Everybody says that I'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger,(whisper)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(referring to He shouted loudly at the door on the stage) I'm not a fraid of you!
(A washbasin was smashed out, J caught it and used it as a shield to protect his head) Then, I'm not a fraid of whom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor -hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(Another paper tube was smashed out, hitting J )
MyGod!Who can helpme? (Part 2)
Act1
(At the end of the prologue, JM acted like eavesdropping)
JM (leaning on On a walking stick): Ican!
(Inside the opposite door) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L (Wearing an apron, holding a spatula, jumped out from the door): I' mhere!What'supmum?
JM:I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme"mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law".
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law ,what'sup?
JM: Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM :Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L (waving the spatula angrily): Oh, you wantagrandson, don'tyou? (starts to take off the apron) Goandaskyou
r
son.I'mleaving! (Tear off the apron and throw it in JM's face, down)
Act2
(LM sits on the stage and plays Wool, L comes up with a spatula)
L:Mum, I'mback!
LM: Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother– in-law.
LM (surprised, but then gloating): See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself ……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I'mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
< p>I'llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:"Ifyoudaughter
Haven'tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!"Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo< /p>
andtellhim.(Part 2)
L(Shocked):What?Themayor'sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(The pot in hand
shoveled it to the ground)WhatasillythingIhavedone !(Part 2)
Act3
(J went up with sleepy eyes)
J (walking and talking): Lunch! Lunch! Wherearemysocks?
< p>(Walked a few steps and picked up the socks on the ground) Here they are! (Smell it) Er! Howsmelly! They are still dirty!(Suddenly remembered) Lunchhasgone! Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(He My stomach seems to be growling) Oh, I'msohungry! But there's no breakfast! (Picks up the apron on the ground) This is what Lunch always wears! Imisshersomuch, and her excellent cooking skills! Now she has gone. Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(Part 1):Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM (thinking for a moment): Well, totellyouthetruthJohnny, asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl, goandtakeherback!
J (stand at attention and salute): Yesmadam!
Act4
(J was walking happily, suddenly
Then three robbers jumped out)
A: Heyyou! Stop and listenentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme! (raised his foot and stepped heavily on a big stone)
B: AndIplantedonetree! (also stepped on the same stone)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(want to step on the stone, but stepped on A's foot)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!< /p>
J (searched every pocket and took out a dime): Is1maoenough?
(The three robbers fainted, and then the three of them gathered together to discuss)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor'ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
< p>A&B:Goodidea!J(surprised):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It'simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet!
(Suddenly had an idea)I'vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don'tyou?I'llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
< p>B:Haveyougotanyexperience?J:No.ButI'vegotthis!(J took off his shoes and took out a check, writing $1,000,000)
Act5
(The wedding day has arrived in a blink of an eye. MS is leading the bride with red silk in high spirits, and J is reluctantly pulled onto the stage with a red hijab)
(J and the three robbers Jump to Taichung)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet- --
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L raised his hijab when he heard J's voice)
L (extremely surprised): Johnny! (Despite everything He flew to J's side and hid behind him)
(MS was furious and punched J. J ducked and MS hit L behind J, L fainted)
J (furious): Howdareyoubeatmywife! (Punches at MS)
(J Melee with MS, JM enters, knocks MS unconscious with crutches)
(J pulls off the groom's sign from MS's chest and wears it on his own chest)
J (helps L up, Asked with concern): Honey, howareyou?
L (crying): Ihurtalot!
J: Don'tcrybaby.I'llgoandfetchthemedicine. (Part 2)
L (gets up to chase): Waitforme! (runs down)
(Music starts CanYouCelebrate)
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